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RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Velevra - 06-21-2019
Matchup: Chicago Syndicate
Gameplan: Pass the puck to Luke Atmey and Fredrich Koenig as much as possible since they clearly are still on our team. In fact don't ever pass to anyone else or shoot the puck.
Edited By: GOD McZehrl
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - White Cornerback - 06-21-2019
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RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - xDParK - 06-21-2019
Matchup: Chicago SYndicate vs Calgary Dragons.
Gameplan: Have Daniel Smeb purposely high stick his teammate Kit Smeb over the head, but make it look like the other team did it to draw a penalty. Make sure to hit as hard as you can so we can get that powerplay
Edited By: Parker Smeb @O4L
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - White Cornerback - 06-21-2019
Matchup: Buffalo Stampede
Gameplan: Try your hardest on the ice and honestly just play whatever way your incredibly huge brain thinks is the best way forward. The team he is playing with will 100% lose and Jalopski would score like sixteen own goals.
Edited By: @ThatDamnWalrus
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - BDonini - 06-21-2019
Matchup: Anaheim Outlaws vs Montreal Impact
Gameplan: Just play Zarley Zalapski everywhere. Have him start in nets, have him on all 3 D pairs and all 4 forward lines. He is the team and he is the game plan. That obviously can't go wrong because he's a really good hockey player...right?
Edited By: @SDCore
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - hhh81 - 06-21-2019
Matchup: ManHATtan Rage
Gameplan: Hey boyos, but seriously. What if we fookin just dump all my hats on the ice during road games? The opposing team's fans will get a delay of game penalty and you can put me, the power play god, out there to score those big goals! Wait, what do you mean we'd get a penalty? That doesn't sound right.
Edited By: Jakub Novak @Esso2264
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - hewasajazzman - 06-21-2019
Matchup: NEW vs MAN
Gameplan: get under their skin. they are the most penalized team in the league. hit, poke, prod, chirp them until they are frustrated as all hell. if they step to you do not worry, i will obliterate them with my expert martial arts training.
Edited By: Herb Robert @r1c3bowl22
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Thelastheraclid - 06-22-2019
Matchup: Tampa v WKP
Gameplan: Let Nat Emerson and Ethan Ross just go crazy out there. Help them bump up their plus minus to show everyone that last year wasn't a fluke. Team Latvia bros forever.
Edited By: @UncleLeosKomrade
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - goldenglutes - 06-22-2019
Matchup: San Francisco Pride
Gameplan: Play our defensemen as forwards and forwards as defensemen. Team Great Britain won an IIHF gold with this tactic, so it has to be good. I'll personally reimburse $12 million to everyone for the position change.
Edited By: @bilbo
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Jepox - 06-22-2019
Matchup: TBB VS WKP
Gameplan: We'll wear mirrored visors and carry flashlights on the ice to shine into them, reflecting the light off the visors into the other team's eyes, allowing us to score easily and destroy not only them but the rest of the league too.
Edited By: @Zoone16
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Mack - 06-22-2019
Matchup Calgary vs Edmonton
Gameplan: Alright so the last two games against Edmonton, we lost in overtime! 3 point games against division rivals is just not going to cut it down the stretch. Tonight we need to let Edmonton score early and often and let them win it in Regulation and not overtime. Remember, no 3 point games!
Edited by: @Mike Izzy
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - GrilledTwinkiez - 06-22-2019
Matchup: Seattle riot
Gameplan: yell profanities and racism at opposition, refs, fans, children and anyone within an ear shot to make them angry and cry. Then blame it on your multi-account
Edited By: @AssPancakes
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Troy_McClure03 - 06-22-2019
Matchup: Rage
Gameplan: Delete the entire gameplan and instead put all the forwards in the defensive positions and all the defense in the offensive position. move goalies to centers, move centers to goalies. Change all players hands , IE left handers get right handed sticks and vise versa.
Also, instead of goalie pads, use pillows.
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - CptSquall - 06-22-2019
Matchup:
Gameplan: Alright boyos its simple. Okay so, we put pictures of dicks over there midsection for the legendary Dick Clapper to slap. This will stun the players and let Dick race in for another hat trick. Its too good, its too good.
Edited By: @nour
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Weretarantula - 06-22-2019
Matchup:
Gameplan: When @Fordyford hits the ice, everyone will immediately drop their sticks. He will be so distracted by the clanging on the ice, that he will not see me lob a gatorade bottle at him full of tuna. By the time anyone realises something is fishy, he will be.
Edited By: @hotdog