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Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - Pingy Pingu - 04-14-2021 Hello, This is a request from SMJHL and future SHL star, Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq.  He is looking for a reliable agent to represent and support his hockey career.  Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is looking for an agent with the following professional skills which will be described below.       Handling Contracts:  This skillset includes anything to do with/related to contracts within the SMJHL and SHL.  The agent must be able to negotiate a fair salary, accommodations and conditions associated with the contract.  The salary must be fair to the experience and performance of the player, Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq.  Any conditions that are placed in the contract must not interfere with Monsieur Pingy's hockey career and must not impede him from progressing to better achievements.  The agent, upon discussing with team managers, must be able to generate a contract satisfiable to Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq.   Equipment and Training:  This skillset includes any equipment and training that is required to keep Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq in top physical condition.  The agent is to have correct measurements of Monsieur Pingy's anatomy so as to have equipment that is ergonomically correct and customized to Pingy's needs.  The agent is to schedule any specialized training for skating, fitness, shooting, and any hockey building skills that will help to advance his career.     Handling Payments:  This skillset includes handling the money that is payable to Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq. from any and all SMJHL/SHL related activities.  Due to the nature of this job, there are large sums of money that need to be dealt with.  The agent is to accept payments, including salary, on behalf of Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba and assure that the money is being organized in a professional manner in the way of accounts and investments.  The agent is to make sure that Monsieur Pingy's expenses do not exceed that of his income.  Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq reserves the right to take control over his monetary assets, cash and cash equivalents should the agent be terminated or another situation arise.         Transportation:  This skillset includes any activities that involve transportation.  The agent shall be in charge of making sure Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba is to arrive to his games in a timely manner, as well as securing transportation for his family should they need it and to any events that are related to the SMJHL/SHL.           Scheduling:  This skillset includes organizing Monsieur Pingy Pingu's schedule.  Pingy has a busy job and The agent has a responsibility to make sure he is organized and on top of his scheduled games and events.  The agent is to make sure Monsieur Pingu is aware of upcoming training, games and practices so he can prepare accordingly.         These are all the responsibilities that are required by the agent.  You will be paid well and receive the full benefits of working in the SMJHL/SHL.  Please contact @[email protected] if you are interested and/or have any questions.  Thank you! 513 words ready for grading (I actually spent time on this so yes it is media and its fucking gradeable) RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is looking for an agent - micool132 - 04-14-2021 applied RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - steveoiscool - 04-14-2021 ph RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - SlashACM - 04-14-2021 Counter proposal: you be my agent RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - PremierBromanov - 04-14-2021 applied RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - TheSparkyDee - 04-14-2021 Apple lied RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - wumaduce - 04-14-2021 This isn't pingy, there's no way our pingy spells this many words properly. RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - LordBirdman - 04-14-2021 My offer for these services is 90% of your salary and media earnings. RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - hhh81 - 04-14-2021 I think I know a guy RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - juniped - 04-14-2021 Applied RE: Formal Request: Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq is Looking for an Agent - Ruggsy - 04-14-2021 Handling Contracts: Honestly an ape could do this part, more money = good (not a monkey though, monkeys are cringe at business)   Equipment and Training: Now im not trying to assume your environment, but I figure your a cold type penguin. I'm sorry I dont know too much about yall cause im just so fucking rich from all my major business deals on the beaches of tiuhana that I havent seen snow in forever.     Handling Payments: With a simple investment to my fund you will be seeing 2-58% gains quicker then you can score a hatty, our agency has the record of most functional white boards in one location and you know what that means? more IDEAS in one location. MORE IDEAS = MORE MONEY         Transportation: no your rich now, wake your damn self up and drive to the games in your porsche lazy bones or get a uber I aint yo daddy           Scheduling: Organization is my specialty. I only sometimes miss a deadline, but I always also in a much more real way have never missed a deadline in my life. Its just how I am. Kind of like a mix between joey tribbiani and mark zuckerberg but idk thats just what my talents are.