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Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - DeletedAtUserRequest - 06-20-2019
THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. IT IS NOT FOR SMJHL ROOKIES.
It began at a friends house who happens to play for a conference rival. While using his tablet to check your mail you happened to come across his organizations playbook containing a team by team gameplan in .pdf format! you also realize that you have edit capabilities (ohhhhhhh noo!).. There game plans look sound.... but now you can change that
Task: The picture below is there game plan sheets for all 15 teams (which you have now access too) Sabatoge one of their their gameplans with new information to alliviate their tactical advantage in your conference!
in the 'Matchup' line add the name of the team who's gameplan you are changing. In the 'Gameplan' area please add *25* words or more and in the 'edited by' section add the name of the poor schmuck who will take the blame for your dastardly deed! *tag that player*
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Matchup:
Gameplan:
Edited By:Additional:
Members who reach All of the criteria above will recieve 1 TPE.. while up to '8' people will be chosen as Participation+ members and will receive an additional uncapped TPE!
All posts and are expected to stay respectful. Any posts which is deemed malicious will not be graded.
Deadline: Sunday, 10 PM EDT
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - bbjygm - 06-20-2019
Matchup: New England Wolfpack
Gameplan: Have goalie wear butterfly wings with eye pattern and turn around for incoming opponents. Wing patter will distract player long enough to be intercepted by defense.
Edited By: JNH
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Ace - 06-20-2019
Team: Manhattan Rage
Gameplan: Totally emulate New England’s strategy of two bottom lines with less than 500 TPE to even the playing field, it’s the honorable thing to do.
Edited By: @"luketd"
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Mavfatha - 06-20-2019
Matchup: New Orleans Specters
Gameplan: Please completely ignore the puck while you are on the ice. We are switching to a full on physical style of play. I expect at least 5 hits from each of you and a grand total of 0 shots for both teams.
Edited by: Joe K @JKortesi81
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Slowpoke - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Texas
Gameplan: Start a inflatable goalie in net. By allowing the other team to score so many goals that they begin to feel bad long enough for the Renegades to win the game. It would almost be like, a goalie with a 0 in all their stats.
Edited By: @iamslm22
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - DeletedAtUserRequest - 06-20-2019
Matchup: New Orleans Specters
Gameplan: I’ve been his team mate for many seasons, no one knows this but Mike Izzy is allergic to Berry’s ... we’re going to add a handful of Wild blueberries in Damaricus Smyths jock strap during games vs Calgary in hopes of causing Izzy to sneeze and rash.
Edited By: Roman Augustus @TheDangaZone
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Trautner - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard
Gameplan: Post pictures of DeMaricus Smythe all around the arena to make Brady McIntyre start crying while playing defense. McIntyre totally starts playing better when his facemask becomes full of tears and he definitely won't drown himself in his mask.
Edited By: @Blastmeaway
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - gordieboom - 06-20-2019
Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan:
Instead of stealing the puck
Give your opponent a big hug
Hold him tight
And instigate a fight
When giving up a rebound
Whistle the tune of the goal sound
If the puck is still loose
Dance like a goose
If this doesn't make sense
Put me on the bench
Edited by: T.T. Wawazat @Wawazat
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Flareon - 06-20-2019
Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan: Call up our prospects that aren't even capped yet so that they can play 3 minutes a night and have absolutely no impact on the team's performance
Edited By: @JR95
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - esilverm - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Detroit Falcons
Gameplan: Instead of coming on to the ice to practice warmups. Put your jerseys on actual falcons and let them terrorize the arena. Then hire professional falconers to wear equipment and skates and have them play the game instead of your team. It will work great. Trust me.
Edited By: Satoshi Zizagooney @TheWoZy
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - SpartanGibbles - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Chicago Syndicate
Gameplan: Each player must play with air pods during the entire game to drown out the rest of the team with some classic dance songs including The Macarena, Cupid Shuffle, The Wobble, The Twist, Harlem Shake, Crank That Soulja Boy, Teach Me How to Dougie, The Hustle, The Time Warp, YMCA, and Gangnam Style. The players on the ice must dance along with the music regardless of whatever is happening on the ice. None of the music is broadcast to the rest of the arena. Those who bust out the funkiest dance moves will be put on the highest lines.
Edited By: Martjin Westbroek (@JNH)
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - TnlAstatine - 06-20-2019
Matchup: NOLA
Gameplan: Alright so the plan of action is gonna be *burp* alright here's what we gonna do. We gonna send out our guys naked on skates alright and *burp* we gonna have them tie a bow on they johnsons and it's gonna be glorious and they are gonna play so much better with *burrrp* all they freedom and so many dongs. When I started writing I had so many *brruurrppp* ideas but now I'm just lost and can only think about weiners *brrruopp* nighgtzzzzzzzzz
Edited By: Jimmy Slothface @slothfacekilla
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - 5ympathies - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Manhattan Rage
Gameplan: Instead of playing hard against the opponent, just get really mad at each other and unleash your rage against your own teammates. They'll be so confused that we'll have to win!
Edited By: Luke Thomason @"luketd"
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Mika_Kandinsky - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Detroit Falcons
Gameplan: Ok boys take a knee and listen up. Here's how we beat the Scarecrows next time we see them. We're going to play physical. I don't mean playing hard and taking the body. I mean we are going to go out there and we are only going to hit. We are going to hit and hit and hit and hit. Don't worry about goals. Don't even think of scoring. Just hit every single one of their guys who touches the puck. They can't score if they're getting hit all the time. Then, we'll get our point in the shoot out. That'll show em!
Edited By: Emiko Specter @"MantoRune"
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - StamkosFan - 06-20-2019
Matchup: Manhattan Rage
Gameplan: Goalies aren’t important in hockey, so why not have Scotty Crawfling not play at all? Have him pulled from the opening faceoff and just use six skaters the whole game! Offense can be stopped by doing a Conga Line around the team’s goal when the opposition has the puck! And if you get possession of the puck and need a line change, feel free to throw it over the glass and into the stands from your own zone; delay of game has been removed from the game.
As for faceoffs, we should try having the wingers take faceoffs to switch things up and confuse opposing centers; less practice at faceoffs means different techniques! Also have the rest of the players stand as far back from the faceoff circle as possible so as not to crowd the faceoff taker; who cares about getting the puck if he wins the draw?
Lastly, for offense, the idea of Hail Marys is a great idea; take most of the shots from the red line! Also, skip passing, because goals are better than assists and everyone should be selfish! Skate as slow as possible too when possessing the puck because slow and steady wins the race.
Edited By: Barret McCarthy @Inf1d3l