Dead Simulation Hockey League,

Matthew Mayhem regrets to inform you that he must retire due to the shame of never being able to live up to his full potential.

He will be replaced by some other guy with a similar name shortly.

Thank you to Maine and New Orleans for allowing me to be an underachieving disappointment, now you know how my parents felt.

Regards,
Matthew Mayhem

Mick Mayhem Update Thread

Calling us dead 

Enjoy retirement!

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Thank you for your service, and for that time you truly caused Mayhem by accepting two contracts. We’ll never forget you. <3

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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He will be missed!

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
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SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 858| 360| 489| 849| +47 | 2584| 470 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |   E |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 92 | 40 | 39 | 79 | -25 | 273 |  28 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║

║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║

║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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Glad you're recreating.

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

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