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What?
Yes. We are using the D&D Alignment chart to organize the SHL and SMJHL teams. But, we have a Scientific™ method to the madness.
Here's how it will work.
Every letter will be given a score from 1-9, in the order A = 1, B = 2. C = 3, and so on, looping back after every nine letters. I = 9, then back to J = 1 again, K = 2, L = 3, etc. all the way to Z = 8.
The letters in each team's name will be added up and enumerated. If the result is greater than 9, the digits of that number are added together. This is repeated as needed until a number is generated that is less than 9.
As an example, NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK = N = 5, E = 5, W = 5, etc. add them all up to get 78, and then 7 + 8 = 15, 1 + 5 = 6. So New England gets 6. We'll repeat this for every team.
The nine resulting numbers are assigned as follows:
1 = Lawful Good
2 = Neutral Good
3 = Chaotic Good
4 = Lawful Neutral
5 = True Neutral
6 = Chaotic Neutral
7 = Lawful Evil
8 = Neutral Evil
9 = Chaotic Evil
So now that our method has been explained, let's see the results!
THE LAWFUL GOOD TEAMS
Calgary Dragons
Colorado Raptors
Maine Timber
Newfoundland Berserkers
THE NEUTRAL GOOD TEAMS
Anchorage Armada
Buffalo Stampede
Chicago Syndicate
THE CHAOTIC GOOD TEAMS
Los Angeles Panthers
San Francisco Pride
Texas Renegades
THE LAWFUL NEUTRAL TEAMS
Tampa Bay Barracuda
THE TRUE NEUTRAL TEAMS
St. Louis Scarecrows
THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL TEAMS
Manhattan Rage
New England Wolfpack
New Orleans Specters
THE LAWFUL EVIL TEAMS
Carolina Kraken
Kelowna Knights
Minnesota Chiefs
Winnipeg Jets
THE NEUTRAL EVIL TEAMS
Baltimore Platoon
Detroit Falcons
Hamilton Steelhawks
Toronto North Stars
THE CHAOTIC EVIL TEAMS
Anaheim Outlaws
Edmonton Blizzard
Vancouver Whalers
The answers are completely accurate and there are no known discrepancies in the Scientific™ method used to calculate the results.
S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
To end up on True Neutral, then go up to the SHL and be Neutral Evil is interesting
Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs Number: 7 Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs Number: 89 Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895% S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902% S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893% S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884% TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906% S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863% S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884% S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873% TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885% S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900% TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000% S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs Number: 18 Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1 S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0 S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1 S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1 S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2 S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0 S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0 S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0 S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0 S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0 S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S54: TOR Did not qualify S55: TOR Did not qualify S56: TOR Did not qualify S57: TOR Did not qualify S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 S59: TOR Did not qualify S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0 S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0 S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware NOTHING ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S53 Won Silver with Czechia S54 Won Bronze with Czechia ------------------------------------------------------------
Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs || Number: 62 Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1 S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1 S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5 SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0 S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0 S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0 SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3 S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2 S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0 S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1 S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2 S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1 S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0 S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1 S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0 S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0 SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S41 Tor Did Not Qualify S42 Tor Did Not Qualify S43 Tor Did Not Qualify S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2 ------------------------------------------------------------ GM Season Statistics S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0 S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0 Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41) Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware 4 Star Cup (S40) ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S43 Won Bronze with Austria S45 Won Bronze with Austria S47 Won Bronze with Austria ------------------------------------------------------------
Lawful and Chaotic evil? Ehhhhhhhhhh
Sean
Went from Lawful Good in the J to Chaotic Evil in the big show. What a transition.
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I listen to too much metal to be Neutral Good. At the very best, I'm Chaotic Neutral ranging to full-blown Chaotic Evil.
Literally one of my favorite songs is In League With Satan. That can't be Neutral Good.
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07-08-2020, 08:38 AM
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Moving from chaotic evil to neutral evil.....hmmmmmm. I guess I was due for an arch change
JURT
This is very good science
chaotic good 100%
Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts =============Transactions============== - Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59) - Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60) - Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63) - Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.) - Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76) ================Trophies================ - Aidan Richan Award (S65) Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired Charlie Schieck | D | Retired Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM
I mean, ironically being raised in LG Colorado, drafted by CN New England and being moved to CG Texas.
EVO's having an interesting career.
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