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Durden
Registered S36 Challenge Cup Champion
Let's do it again!
I'm back for the umpteenth time, and I know none of this matters! I'll get drafted low as an unproven re-create. I get that. Before I get into the 100% SERIOUS BUT COMICAL RANKINGS (SO DON'T GET BUTTHURT FAM) I'll tell you what you get when you draft me: Outdated knowledge of the old SHL when we used STHS Activity checks and training for as long as I have cash Someone who will mute everything but everyone tags on discord, but will pop in and try to chat when I'm free. That means a couple of times a week A team player. If you draft me and we click, I'll be there forever I'm not: going to be a max earner going to be in the locker room all the time promoting activity toxic, I assure you taking any jobs And onto the rankings. For now, I'll just do SMJHL. Ignore whatever, I need the cash! Anchorage Armada: I like the alliteration and the logo. Armada? I'm not sold on it, but I know nothing when it comes to the military. I know Ragnar, but not ret. Looks like Hoovuh is doing the same thing I am, haha. Overall, looks like I know of quite a few people in the locker room, so it could be a good fit! Carolina Kraken: I'm a Carolina Alum, so there's always a soft spot for them. I know sve7en, but not Frenchie. I recognize Rich, but not many others on the roster. Colorado Raptors: I've never been a Raptor, but love the color scheme and wanna go to Colorado soon. I don't know the GMs, and I don't think I know any of the roster players. Detroit Falcons: I've never been a Falcon, and feel like them and Kelowna are just teams I'll never be on for some reason. Seems like a personal rivalry at this point. I don't know the GMs, but I recognize one or two current names on the team. Great Falls Grizzlies: Great Falls? Who would put a team in Montana? What, are they just catching fish up there? As a former co-GM here, I have some ties. But, I didn't do much work so I'd come back in dishonor, haha. Poor Chevy. I don't think I know anyone else on the roster.. maybe a couple of people. Kelowna Knights: See Detroit. Maine Timber: Maine Alum, but I don't know the current GMs. I do however recognize quite a few users on the current roster. Nevada Battleborn: I don't know the GMs, but I do recognize a lot of names on the roster. I'm not sure if I'd be welcomed there, though. Newfoundland Berserkers: Are they still the team that's winning cup after cup? I know of the GMs and a few users on the roster. Quebec City Citadelles: I don't know the GMs, but know some of the roster well. I've never been on QCC either. Regina Elk: I don't know the GMs, but recognize a couple of names. St. Louis Scarecrows: Great history here. But, I don't know the current GMs or roster at all. Vancouver Whalers: My first home and where my heart always goes back to. I don't know the current GMs, but do recognize some of the users. Yukon Malamutes: When did they become a team? Oh, the Outlaws? I know of the GMs, but no one on the roster. Now that that's over, let's do meaningless, silly rankings. Top destinations: Middling Destinations: Okay. : Glad to be back. I hope I can come back and be a solid player for a team. I really look forward to getting to know the newest generation of the SHL. Update Page | | | Player Page
Jack Durden: Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers* Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades* Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades* Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom* Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member* **Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame** **Texas Renegades Hall of Fame** **Hall of Fame Member**
RainDelay
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Registered gnomes are our future
Nevada has a great group of people even though I’ve been there a short time. A very welcoming crowd and I’m sure we’d love to have you!
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Frenchie
SMJHL GM allegedly doing stuff 02-26-2023, 10:23 PMDurden Wrote: Carolina Kraken:hi i'm frenchie @jason kranz sig elite / @sulovilen elite sig
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scudmuffin19
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Ragnar
SHL GM The Gnometorious
oh hey
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
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Durden
Registered S36 Challenge Cup Champion 02-27-2023, 07:08 PMSamsung virtual assistant Wrote: Wow Sweggy gon sweg. <3 Update Page | | | Player Page
Jack Durden: Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers* Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades* Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades* Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom* Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member* **Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame** **Texas Renegades Hall of Fame** **Hall of Fame Member**
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