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Let's do it again!

I'm back for the umpteenth time, and I know none of this matters! I'll get drafted low as an unproven re-create. I get that.

Before I get into the 100% SERIOUS BUT COMICAL RANKINGS (SO DON'T GET BUTTHURT FAM) I'll tell you what you get when you draft me:

Outdated knowledge of the old SHL when we used STHS
Activity checks and training for as long as I have cash
Someone who will mute everything but everyone tags on discord, but will pop in and try to chat when I'm free. That means a couple of times a week
A team player. If you draft me and we click, I'll be there forever


I'm not:
going to be a max earner
going to be in the locker room all the time promoting activity
toxic, I assure you
taking any jobs


And onto the rankings. For now, I'll just do SMJHL. Ignore whatever, I need the cash!


Anchorage Armada:
I like the alliteration and the logo. Armada? I'm not sold on it, but I know nothing when it comes to the military. I know Ragnar, but not ret. Looks like Hoovuh is doing the same thing I am, haha. Overall, looks like I know of quite a few people in the locker room, so it could be a good fit!

Carolina Kraken:
I'm a Carolina Alum, so there's always a soft spot for them. I know sve7en, but not Frenchie. I recognize Rich, but not many others on the roster.

Colorado Raptors:
I've never been a Raptor, but love the color scheme and wanna go to Colorado soon. I don't know the GMs, and I don't think I know any of the roster players.

Detroit Falcons:
I've never been a Falcon, and feel like them and Kelowna are just teams I'll never be on for some reason. Seems like a personal rivalry at this point. I don't know the GMs, but I recognize one or two current names on the team.

Great Falls Grizzlies:
Great Falls? Who would put a team in Montana? What, are they just catching fish up there? As a former co-GM here, I have some ties. But, I didn't do much work so I'd come back in dishonor, haha. Poor Chevy. I don't think I know anyone else on the roster.. maybe a couple of people.

Kelowna Knights:
See Detroit.

Maine Timber:
Maine Alum, but I don't know the current GMs. I do however recognize quite a few users on the current roster.

Nevada Battleborn:
I don't know the GMs, but I do recognize a lot of names on the roster. I'm not sure if I'd be welcomed there, though.

Newfoundland Berserkers:
Are they still the team that's winning cup after cup? I know of the GMs and a few users on the roster.

Quebec City Citadelles:
I don't know the GMs, but know some of the roster well. I've never been on QCC either.

Regina Elk:
I don't know the GMs, but recognize a couple of names.

St. Louis Scarecrows:
Great history here. But, I don't know the current GMs or roster at all.

Vancouver Whalers:
My first home and where my heart always goes back to. I don't know the current GMs, but do recognize some of the users.

Yukon Malamutes:
When did they become a team? Oh, the Outlaws? I know of the GMs, but no one on the roster.

Now that that's over, let's do meaningless, silly rankings.



Top destinations: Citadelles Armada Timber

Middling Destinations: Elk Whalers Kraken Grizzlies Battleborn Berserkers

Okay. : Malamutes Falcons Knights Scarecrows Raptors


Glad to be back. I hope I can come back and be a solid player for a team. I really look forward to getting to know the newest generation of the SHL.

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#2

As someone who’s also about to do this *again*, respect

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#3

Nevada has a great group of people even though I’ve been there a short time. A very welcoming crowd and I’m sure we’d love to have you!
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Durden back!

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Hey Durds <3

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Yo KnOw We SlAp SaLmOn HeRe Tongue
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#7

whats a QCC

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02-26-2023, 10:23 PMDurden Wrote: Carolina Kraken:
I'm a Carolina Alum, so there's always a soft spot for them. I know sve7en, but not Frenchie. I recognize Rich, but not many others on the roster.
hi i'm frenchie

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02-27-2023, 12:31 PMItsFrenchie Wrote: hi i'm frenchie
qoui et tu

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oh hey

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Wow

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02-27-2023, 07:08 PMSamsung virtual assistant Wrote: Wow

Sweggy gon sweg. <3

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Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades*
Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades*
Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom*
Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member*
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02-26-2023, 10:30 PMRainDelay Wrote: As someone who’s also about to do this *again*, respect

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#14

WB durden!

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