<div align="center">Connor Tanner and Tor Tuck spotted in a back-alley deal
Edmonton’s Defensive Duo planning something league changing?</div>

Ben Dover is dominating and dicktaking play out there.

Oliver König is cute find out more at 11

<center>Ronnie Westbrook is cute
Find out more at 10</center>

arigato to everyone for the dope sigs <3

Tom Holberg|| RW || Anchorage Armada


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<div align="center">Steelhawks' Westbrook turns Goon-ey</div>
<div align="center">Hamilton's number once centre setting career highs in PIMs, Fights and Hits</div>

Gabe-Gooney-Waters Harrak | RW | 231 TPE | Colorado Raptors
Name: Gabe-Gooney-Waters Harrak
Country: Canada
Age: 17
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 170 lbs
Number: 16
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Transactions:
S60 - Drafted 7th overall to the Colorado Raptors


Skao Anazibf | Retired | S48-S60
Name: Skao Anazibf
Country: Russia
Retired Age: 29
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 12
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SHL Regular Season Stats
HAM GP: 498 | G: 103 | A: 229 | P: 332 | +/-: 224
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SHL Playoff Stats
HAM GP: 135 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/-: 9
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
DET GP: 150 | G: 54 | A: 56 | P: 110 | +/-: 35
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
DET GP: 28 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: 1
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IIHF Round Robin Stats
RUS GP: 144 | G: 19 | A: 40 | P: 59 | +/-: -17
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IIHF Medal Round Stats
RUS GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 0
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Transactions:
S48 - Drafted 17th overall to the Detroit Falcons
S48 - Signed $3mil contract with the Detroit Falcons
S49 - Drafted 10th overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S49 - Signed $2mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S50 - Signed $2.5mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S51 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S51 - Called up to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S53 - Signed $4.9mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S54 - Signed $3mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S54-S55)
S56 - Signed $4mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S56-S58)
S59 - Signed $4mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S59)
S60 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S60)
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Awards:
S51 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S53 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S55 - Damian Littleton Award for Most Dedicated Nominee (SHL)
S56 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S58 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)


Nour Harrak | Retired | S35 - S48
Name: Nour Harrak
Country: Canada
Retired Age: 30
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 48
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SHL Regular Season Stats
HAM GP: 550 | G: 97 | A: 195 | P: 292 | +/-: -5
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SHL Playoff Stats
HAM GP: 70 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 1
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IIHF Round Robin Stats
CAN GP: 72 | G: 10 | A: 21 | P: 31 | +/-: -9
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IIHF Medal Round Stats
CAN GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P: 6 | +/-: 0
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
KEL/STL GP: 150 | G: 34 | A: 44 | P: 78 | +/-: 2
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
KEL/STL GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 9 | P: 16 | +/-: 9
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Transactions:
S35 - Drafted 14th overall to the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Signed $2mil contract with the Kelowna Knights
S36 - Drafted 2nd overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S36 - Signed $3mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S36-S38)
S37 - Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S38 - Signed $3mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S39-S41)
S38 - Called up to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S41 - Signed $4mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42)
S42 - Signed $4.5mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S43-S47)
S47 - Signed $4,000,001.84 extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S48)
S48 - Announced retirement (S35-S48)
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Awards:
S35 - Ron Bolt Award for Sportsmanship Winner (SMJHL)
S35 - Zach Miller Award for Dedication Winner (SMJHL)
S35 - John McBride Playoff MVP Award Winner (Kelowna)
S36 - Mikka Granlund Award for Leadership Winner (Kelowna)
S37 - Ron Bolt Award for Sportsmanship Winner (SMJHL)
S42 - Silver Medal with Team Canada (IIHF)


Joey Wheeler | GM | Retired
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S37 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 17 | L: 25 | OTL: 8 | P: 42 (Finished 7th)
S38 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 27 | L: 16 | OTL: 7 | P: 61 (Finished 3rd)
S39 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 24 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | P: 53 (Finished 6th)
S40 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 34 | L: 16 | OTL: 0 | P: 68 (Finished 1st)
S41 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 25 | L: 16 | OTL: 9 | P: 59 (Finished 4th)
S42 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 35 | L: 13 | OTL: 2 | P: 72 (Finished 2nd)
S43 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 26 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | P: 55 (Finished 4th)
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S47 - DET GP: 50 | W: 22 | L: 24 | OTL: 4 | P: 48 (Finished 8th)
S48 - DET GP: 50 | W: 29 | L: 17 | OTL: 4 | P: 62 (Finished 3rd)
S48 - DET GP: 50 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 6 | P: 68 (Finished 1st)
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SMJHL Playoff History
Kelowna Knights
S37 - Missed Playoffs
S38 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Montreal (2-4)
S39 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Vancouver (0-4)
S40 - Four Star Cup Win against Detroit (4-0)
S41 - Four Star Cup Win against Montreal (4-3)
S42 - Four Star Cup Win against Vancouver (4-2)
S43 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Detroit (2-4)
Detroit Falcons
S47 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by St. Louis (2-4)
S48 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Anchorage (3-4)
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IIHF History
Team Canada
S39 - Gold Medal Win against Finland (6-5)
S40 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Germany (2-3 L)
S41 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by United Kingdom (5-6 L)
S42 - Silver Medal against Ireland (2-3)
S43 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Russia (1-2)
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Achievements:
S36 - Hired as Kelowna Knights co-GM (09/18/2017)
S38 - Hired as Kelowna Knights Head GM (01/12/2018)
S39 - Hired as Team Canada co-GM (02/27/2018)
S39 - IIHF Gold Medal as Team Canada GM (03/21/2018)
S40 - Hired as Team Canada Head GM (04/24/2018)
S40 - Laurifer Trophy Winner (04/19/2018)
S40 - Occasus Trophy Winner (04/28/2018)
S40 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (05/02/2018)
S40 - Mathias Chouinard Winner (05/14/2018)
S41 - Occasus Trophy Winner (06/16/2018)
S41 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (06/20/2018)
S41 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (07/07/2018)
S42 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (08/22/2018)
S42 - IIHF Silver Medal as Team Canada GM (09/02/2018)
S42 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (09/07/2018)
S43 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (10/29/2018)
S47 - Hired as Detroit Falcons co-GM (04/27/2019)
S47 - Hired as Team Canada Interim co-GM (05/29/2019)

**First GM in SMJHL history to win 3 Four Star Cups back-to-back-to-back**

Edmonton Blizzards team forgets their player in Mexico after the prank!

Danila "DAN" Zhernov #9 || D || Kelowna Knights || 419 TPE
Name: Danila Zhernov
Nationality: Ukrainian
Age: 18
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S50 (KEL) : GP: 50, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: -4, PIMS: 22, H: 40, SB: 52
S51 (KEL) : GP: 50, G: 4, A: 29, P: 33, +/-: +3, PIMS: 52, H: 84, SB: 61
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Playoff Stats
S50 (KEL) : GP: 6, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIMS: 4, H: 6, SB: 7[/pbl]
S50 (KEL) : GP: 20, G: 2, A: 9, P: 11, +/-: 0, PIMS: 22, H: 33, SB: 30[/pbl]
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Career History
S49 WJC Bronze Medalist with Team World
S50 SMJHL Entry draft - Round 3 - Overall 24th pick by Kelowna Knights
S50 Regular season ranked 9th with Kelowna Knights
S51 SHL Draft - Round 3 - Overall 23rd pick by Edmonton Blizzard
S51 Joined Team Switzerland of IIHF
S51 IIHF silver medalist with Team Switzerland
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Bank Account: unknown


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Hans Zucker #81 || RW || Montreal Militia || Retired (S45 - S49)
Name: Hans Zucker
Nationality: Belgian
Age: 22
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 81
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Regular Season Stats
S45 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -14, PIMS: 16, H: 41, SB: 7
S46 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 9, A: 9, P: 18, +/-: +11, PIMS: 2, H: 15, SB: 3
S47 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 7, P: 15, +/-: +7, PIMS: 10, H: 22, SB: 1
S48 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: +1, PIMS: 10, H: 21, SB: 3
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Playoff Stats
S45 (MTL) : GP: 6, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIMS: 0, H: 2, SB: 1
S46 (MTL) : GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 4, H: 18, SB: 1
S47 (MTL) : GP: 19, G: 4, A: 1, P: 5, +/-: +6, PIMS: 0, H: 13, SB: 2
S48 (MTL) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -2, PIMS: 4, H: 2, SB: 1
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Career History
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Bank Account: unknown

Teodors Cukurs #14 || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired (S31 - S45)
Name: Teodors Cukurs
Nationality: Latvian
Age: 26
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 14
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Regular Season Stats
S31 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -6, PIMS: 33, H: 47, SB: 9, FO%: 53.71%
S32 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 9, A: 22, P: 31, +/-: 0, PIMS: 23, H: 49, SB: 9, FO%: 57.41%
S33 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: +8, PIMS: 30, H: 72, SB: 12, FO%: 53.29%
S34 (SEA) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 10, P: 18, +/-: +3, PIMS: 11, H: 30, SB: 3, FO%: 51.30%
S35 (SEA) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 10, P: 18, +/-: -11, PIMS: 19, H: 39, SB: 5, FO%: 50.30%
S36 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 12, A: 19, P: 31, +/-: -21, PIMS: 20, H: 27, SB: 10, FO%: 50.99%
S37 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 19, A: 27, P: 46, +/-: -11, PIMS: 17, H: 72, SB: 11, FO%: 52.08%
S38 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 29, P: 46, +/-: -14, PIMS: 18, H: 44, SB: 19, FO%: 55.26%
S39 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: -3, PIMS: 13, H: 32, SB: 18, FO%: 52.80%
S40 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 14, A: 20, P: 34, +/-: +15, PIMS: 32, H: 35, SB: 9, FO%: 53.24%
S41 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: -2, PIMS: 36, H: 78, SB: 14, FO%: 55.03%
S42 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 28, P: 45, +/-: 6, PIMS: 22, H: 80, SB: 12, FO%: 55.15%
S43 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 23, P: 40, +/-: 0, PIMS: 22, H: 100, SB: 10, FO%: 57.94%
S44 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 14, A: 27, P: 41, +/-: 21, PIMS: 20, H: 87, SB: 11, FO%: 55.61%
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Playoff Stats
S31 (PGF) : GP: 4, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 2, H: 5, SB: 0, FO%: 58.88%
S32 (PGF) : GP: 11, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: +5, PIMS: 8, H: 12, SB: 2, FO%: 56.07%
S33 (PGF) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 8, P: 8, +/-: +4, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 2, FO%: 62.19%
S39 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 7, P: 7, +/-: +0, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 2, FO%: 50.00%
S40 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, PIMS: 2, H: 9, SB: 12, FO%: 58.46%
S41 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIMS: 6, H: 15, SB: 2, FO%: 51.69%
S42 (EDM) : GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: +1, PIMS: 6, H: 22, SB: 2, FO%: 51.41%
S44 (EDM) : GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: +3, PIMS: 4, H: 8, SB: 3, FO%: 54.10%
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Career History
S31: 2nd overall pick in S31 SMJHL draft by Prince George Firebirds
S31: #1 Rookie by points (31 points) in SMJHL
S32: 4th overall pick in S32 SHL draft by Portland Admirals
S32: #1 Center by FO% won (57.41%) in SMJHL
S32: Voted to be a GM of a Fantasy Series Team
S32: Won the Fantasy Series with Kursk Anthon's Russian Dumplings
S34: Traded from Portland Admirals to Seattle Riot
S36: Traded from Seattle Riot to Edmonton Blizzard
S37: Received Aidan Richan Trophy
S40: #1 Center by FO% won (58.46%) in SHL Playoffs
S45: Retired
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Bank Account: unknown

<div align="center">Brady McIntyre found drunk and in jail for arsen!
Details are still coming out but this may he the result of his anger building up after his recent firing from the WJC Commissioner position. In related news the SHL Head Office will have to find a new building as it was burned down in the resulting fire. </div>

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

<div align="center">Alonzo Garbanzo Accused of Stuffing Ballots in Hall of Fame Committee
Renegades Organization Refuses to Believe Kinsler is not in, Yet.</div>

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread


Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)


Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers