04-28-2019, 07:04 PMhhh81 Wrote:

04-28-2019, 06:46 PMWhite Cornerback Wrote: ABAGAGAGABABABABAGAG AHHH FORGET THE PINTO BEANS pingy continues to scream. The dread of Lunga Gumba begins to settle in, you know that there's only one man who can save both you and pingu from DA sharks. His name is none other than Gil Lemar, you add him as a friend on discord and you receive a message, inside it is..

a photo of Lemar himself, shirtless, wearing a gold chain he purchased at his local Wal-Mart. You notice thin wisps of smoke around his head like a halo, and even thinner wisps of a 12-year-old's first mustache.

You feel...

Used, you tell Gillian Lemar to meet you at the local quad exactly at 12 AM that night. Not expecting much, he texts you back saying he will in fact be at the quad at midnight tonight. So you pull up to the quad to see...