Tampa’s minor league team would have to be the Orlando Pingus. Located in the middle of the state only an hour drive from Tampa would be ideal for call ups and send downs.

Pingy would have to run the team because why the hell not. They can oogle and  boogle all over the place then go to the rink and noot noot all night. 

We could have some kind of affiliation with Disney so we can get cheap labor at the arena. Maybe even build a small venue on Disney’s property and naming rights and all that. They could have a hockey experience wheee they over charge people to get schooled by minor league hockey players. 

Or if they don’t want to we could put it in sea world. Which makes much more sense now that I think about it. Having the penguins put on a show during the intermission or have shamu jump out of the water after goals.

The sky is the limit. Or the sea rather.