The Los Angeles Panthers are in need of prospect development, so who better to have an affiliated team. It seems to me that the obvious place to have such a team near to Los Angeles would be Anaheim, as they are closely linked to the SHL and well suited for forming a bond with the Panthers.

Naturally, this team in Anaheim should be called literally anything but the outlaws, to distance themselves from that franchise, so we will call it the Anaheim in-laws, which will also no doubt strike fear into the hearts of any team that plays there, while clearly showing that they are in no way related to the Anaheim outlaws, in fact they are the complete opposite. Naturally, the only person suited to taking on this huge responsibility of managing this team is myself, because I clearly know everything there is to know about everything and therefore am the perfect choice. And I can even parody myself.