Oh man... high school! I HATED high scchool! You had the jocks, the hipsters, the thug kids, the preps, the zuckernerds, the really bad at math kids, the Facebook commentators, the bad breath skinny kids, the group home know-it-all’s, the badly dressed GEEKzoids and then you had ME.. Stavros Halkias! Though I played star centre on my provinces AAA midget squad, I didn’t even know how to frickin READ til I was 15! - so NO, I didn’t have a job! Dad worked as a garbageman so I just collected the dirty sticky bottles from dads trash heap and traded them in at the recycling depot! Luckily for me, the guy at the recycling depot was even stupider than I was! He always gave me way more money than what I earned! I remember one time I handed in 3 2 litre milk cartons and a can of diet doctor pepper and he gave me 300 dollars! What a chump! Anyway, I used that money to attend Armada training camp and HERE I am... finally successful.

Thank you for listening to my speech, go class of 2019!