Gabe Johnson has the biggest April Fool's Day prank planned for this year, but the joke will not just be on one person, but rather the entirety of the Hamilton Steelhawks, notably their management. This ruse will also not be a one-day thing, but rather a whole season. The prank is simple: instead of being the top line quality defenseman he's expected to be by the Steelhawks back office, he will simply once again be a disappointment on the blueline, just like in basically every season before this one. Oh, the looks on their faces when they expect Johnson to have improved, only to be met with a harsh reality of Johnson being lackluster on defense while not producing nearly enough offensively to make up for it! Johnson assures that this is simply all going to be a prank, and if he wanted to be serious and play good hockey he obviously easily could be one of the league's elite dmen. He's just doing bad ironically...

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