Aight so get this, my real name is Matt. Shocking, right? So, my names Matt and Im like, shit, I want Matt but that's so basic. How many people are named Matt? At least 3 on this site, and one of this has the username Matt, I think. So I thought, I need to differentiate my name somehow--make it longer and distinctive. Maatt? No, that's lame and doesn't flow well. No one uses Z though, so like... hey. If I just slide a Z in between two A's that makes it a whole new name so that's what I did cause I'm basic af.