I got a couple theories from the ol' Blizz corner about who could be an alien in hiding. Julio Tokolosh reeks of being an alien who morphed into the wrong body to blend in and everyone has just accepted it. Like, a damn cow playing hockey? That's just questionable af. It's a literal cow, I don't know how much more obvious that could be. They shouldn't be able to play hockey, this is clearly a highly coordinated alien in a cows body. I also think recent player Shirikami Fubuki is an alien. Not to be mean or anything, but ma'am has wolf or fox ears. That is not a human thing, and it makes me think she might just be an alien.

Another player that's sus is Jon Forty-One. I don't know if he's an alien or what, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him stab people on TV over three different documentaries and he is still playing hockey? Maybe management is just ignoring it but he killed a man with a pencil on live television. There has to be some kind of freaky-friday alien BS coming into play with how he can do that, and then come play hockey for the Blizzard. Maybe this is a classic situation where he's just too good of a player to be in prison? That doesn't seem fair or anything but shit, he's a great player on the team so I can't complain.

Jean-Paul Boivin is an alien because the fact such a heavy hitter on the ice can lift so little is out of this world.