Firstly, the least surprising was that the Manhattan Rage once again gets knocked out in their first series. I mean we are just used to seeing this shit happen and I am used to this shit not only in this sim league but also in real life so fuck this sim. But the most surprising was seeing the North Stars do this good. I did not see them finishing 2nd in the conference and I thought they would just squeak into the playoffs but clearly, they made it without any sweats. So yeah, that was my most surprising. There is another surprise and that is the shithousery the New Orleans faced and they had 10 wins in 66 games which is awful. I thought they would just miss out on the playoffs but they were the worst team in the league. They were worse than Tampa. They had a bad start but I thought it would go away but no, they were shit the whole season.

This is an easy one. Obviously, if Austin Roenick retired today, he would be in the hall of fame for sure. Not 1st ballot but he would still be in the hall of fame. Firstly, this man who played 10 seasons has only had one bad season and it was with Tampa who was on the verge of missing the playoffs so that season technically did not count. Secondly, he is almost point per game in both the regular season and the playoffs which shows how fucking good he is. Not only does he score points but he also scores goals and he is one of the best goal scorers in the league and the best goal scorer in New York state. So yeah, Austin Roenick would be a hall of fame lock right now and he can retire if he wants but he wants to win MVP and highest goal scorer and more awards so that is why he is not retiring yet.

I mean what can Austin Roenick do? He has been hitting 50+ points and he is scoring goals which the team needs. He scored 30 goals so that is very impressive. I guess Austin Roenick should try scoring 40 goals or more instead of 30 goals or more. But that is the regular season. The Rage is calm in the regular season but the playoffs are where things go to shit. The last time we won a playoff series, we won the Challenge Cup. But we make the playoffs and not even win a playoff series as if we are the Leafs in real life. If we were to win a playoff series, we would easily make it to the finals. We just need to stop being pussies and start to be more physical and not be distracted from our gameplan. We need to start making our opponents our bitches and outplay them in every play and that means we need a strong mentality.

This is easy. The best team in the league did not make it to the finals and they are the Texas Renegades or whatever they are called. They had the best record in the league with 54 wins in 66 games and 109 points which is at the top of the ladder. They were the best offensive team in the league and it was not close, and they were the best defensive team in the league and it was not close. God knows how they did not make it to the finals but this sport is so shit and so random that anything can happen so yeah. there it is.

Yay hamilton won FUCK HAMILTON. AS A RESIDENT OF HAMILTON, I DO NOT LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT TEAM SUCKS ASS. Anyways, the MVP of the playoffs should be Aaron Wilson. Aaron Wilson had 5 goals and 6 assists in the finals and that is a very good statistics in just 5 games so obviously, he is the finals MVP. Not only is he finals MVP but he is also playoff MVP. He scored big goals and had the most points in the playoffs so he is an obvious choice. The person who drafted Aaron Wilson in the S47 must be having such a big ego right now and beating his meat for making that choice.

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