S61 Championship Week

S61 Championship Week

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#243

10-17-2021, 06:08 PM

1. CW +3
Floozy
Victor Helstrom? It said I had to add this to the post?

4. Written - Biopic +3

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"The Life and Times of Rob Wright: Flyin' High Again; Wright or Wrong, the Untold, Unspoken, Unwritten, Unfathomable Totally True Life Story of Rob Wright"

While the movie title is a bit of a mouthful, the film that follows Rob Wright, the professional simulation hockey player Baltimoore Platoon, is simple and soft spoken like Wright himself. 

"WE OPEN ON A BIG NAKED BABY BEING BORNED" Rob Wright spits at reporters. The same reporters who simply asked for a quick explanation of the movie's story. "THAT'S ME. BUT AS A BABY. I CAN'T PHYSICALLY LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE."

"SMASH CUT ZOOM TO AN ACNE RIDDLED TEENAGER--" at this point of the interview Rob Wright's microphone is cut to avoid the outrageous feedback he's generated. 

Of course, you can't silence the yellign man.

"[i]I SAAAAAID... ACNE RIDDLED TEENAGER WHO IS FURIOUSLY SHOOTING PUCKS AGAINST TOMBSTONES. THAT'S ME BUT AS A TEENAGER. AGAIN, I CAN'T LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I CAN'T GET ACNE.[/i]"

Reporters left still questioning if Wright had in fact answered the question.

6. Written - Grab Bag +4
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The Hamilton Steelhawks were tortured by bloodfire AND sweatfire on their way to the Challenge Cup finals against the Texas Renegades. While the team is incredibly talented - some would argue in a league of their own - they were tested mightily on the way to the championship. They had to score waaaaay more goals than the other teams to win. It's weird how often it comes down to that.

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In my opinion, the more impressive and hard to achievement is rebuilding a team to a successful squad. The most difficult aspect, I would say, is locker room presence. You have to make sure your team is staying active - updating, participating in tasks - even while their on-ice reflection is a ghastly sight - Alexander Wachter (Texas mainstay) was a -38 in S53, compared to an awesome +33 in S61.

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A reneage is (as defined by Google) as: a person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles.

So, a basically a renegade is a really good rolemodel for insurrectionists, terrorists, and fans of Styx. 

A steelhawk has no definition because it was made up by the original [i]real life[/i] team, the Hamilton Steelhawks. I think it was named that because their city made some steel. Or maybe it was that super hero, the Steelhawk.

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Aaron Wilson is the undisputed champion of the Hamilton Steelhawks. Not only does the skater have incredible on-ice success, leading the team in points with 104 (in S61), but Aaron Wilson is also one of the more important pieces on the whole site. 

Alexander Wachter is the undisputed champion of the Texas Renegades. The player has been with the team through thick and thin and lead the team in goals through the S61 regular season and playoffs.

11a. Written - The Procrastinator Special! +2

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It may be the easy way out to say Aaron Wilson or Theo Morgan, two MVPs throughout the regular and post-seasons. So, I'll go with the goalie of the Hamilton Steelhawks, A Jobin. Jobin was an incredible monster in the playoffs. 

In the final round - the Challenge Cup Championship - the talented netminder would NOT allow his GAA to move an inch over 2. A Jobin was rarely tested in the matchup against the Texas Renegades. Jobin finished the post season with a sparkling 1.51 GAA, a glistening .940 SV%, and a blinding 5 SOs. What more do you want from an all-star goalie? WHAT MORE CAN THE MAN DO. Give him his medal and let's go with S62.

12. Milestones +2
LINK

21. Written - Feed my back (its hungry) +2

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Slash, a year in review:

I think ya done good, kid. Oh, I have to stretch this out to 100 words? Crap. You did real, real, real, good. 

Seriously. When someone is willing to accept criticism and feedback, it means they are willing to learn and get better (I especially like these small Boolean PTs you're getting us to do, I think I see where you're going and that's awesome). I think you were great before, so you will continue to be great. Now onto the feedback:

I think you open yourself up too much - you ask what you're doing wrong (or right!). It's my opinion, I'm likely wrong, myself! I'm really really just looking to get this over 100 words so I can go home and get my TPE.

I'm hungry too.