MILESTONES:
+3 TPE - Milestones

1. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

- Merica

18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)
Congratulations, procrastinator!  Through your terrible time management skills, you’ve unlocked a special task! [TEAM] has won it all! Were the playoffs as you expected this year, or were there some surprises? Did anything stand out to you about this season’s final series?
- First off, I feel personally attacked about my time management skills, but I’ll let it slide. I would say the playoffs did not go as expected. I expect Hamilton to win it every year, so Atlanta upsetting them and making their first Challenge Cup was a pleasant surprise for sure. The end result I would say WAS expected once the finals teams were set, Chicago is a dynamic team from top to bottom and been a perennial contender for seasons. Great run by Atlanta though, they were the people champ for sure knocking off the big bad devils in Hamilton. Fuck those guys.

22. Written, 2 TPE, Be Nice (100 words min.)
I’ve seen this prompt used from time to time and I think the end of my first full season as PT director is as good of a time as any. Use this 100 words to give a compliment to someone in the community that you appreciate! Whether it’s a friend, a GM, a PT director, or one of those amazing folks that designed the card website– try to make someone smile with some kind words!
- This will be softest thing I ever write, and I may vomit, so frame this. I want to say some nice things about my man crush @Ragnar .I mean what a specimen of man meat. Thicc thighs, pulsating biceps, the jaw of a gotdamned super hero, what isn’t there to love? Next to the god himself Wasty, he is the top graphic designer on this website and I don’t think he gets nearly enough recognition as he should, so I’m gonna give it to him (in many ways, hehe). One time I had a dream about him, now I don’t dream and tell but let me tell you it was juicy as fuck. The first time I laid eyes on his magnificent sculpted body I started questioning everything. Run away with me Rags.


16. Written, 2 TPE, Home Country (100 words min.)
Why did you choose your IIHF country? Is it where you’re actually from? Is it where your friends play? Was it for a specific role play reason? I want to know how you decided where your player comes from!
- Why did I choose the greatest country on God’s green earth? Don’t answer that, because it’s rhetorical. Back to back world war champs, we fucking drink your oil for breakfast, you have a dog? We have fucking bald eagles as our pets. Being born here is the lottery winning ticket. We wake up and piss freedom and it smells like gunpowder and bacon. You don’t CHOOSE your country, your country CHOOSES you, and MURICA only chooses the fucking chaddest chads to represent them. Which is why my boy Daniel Merica Jr got the call from the ghost of George fuckin Washington to put on that red, white and blue sweater this season, it put Daniel in the hospital for a week because the freedom boner wouldn’t subside.


17. Written, 2 TPE, Substitute Teacher (100 words min.)
Hello! I am 11 years old, and as a part of the SHL Community Outreach Program– you, a famous hockey player, have to teach my Geography class in 15 minutes! You have to tell me and my classmates a couple of fun facts about your player’s IIHF country! Jump on Wikipedia or whatever and search up something weird or fun about where your player is from that I wouldn’t know! Get wacky, or get scholarly for all I care! Maybe you’ll actually learn something cool!
- oh you want a history lesson on the United States of Fuck You? I thought you’d NEVER ask. So there we were, weird looking wigs flapping in the wind, when some fancy fella in a redcoat posted a decree from the King that he was gonna tax the shit out of us. Now, we didn’t like that, not one bit, no sir. So we decided to say fuck you and your massive army, go fetch your tea from the Boston harbor and tax deez nuts. Here in America we love war, so we beat the shit out of the redcoats and declared our independence. Fast forward and it’s WW2, now we didn’t even want to join this war, but those dum dums across the ocean decided to awaken the war beast within our beating chest, and boy howdy did we go full Merica on multiple fronts. First atomic bomb? Yeah that was us. First steps on the moon? Yeah that was always the red, white and blue. More guns than the whole world combined? You best fucking believe it. In summary, America is the best and OH SHIT DID I JUST SMELL OIL


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