after practice the coaches let us do a slip n slide contest the rules are simple everyone takes off all their clothes and we lube up a series of tarps going all along the perimeter of the ice. you get to run as fast as you can to get a headstart then propel yourself on the slip n slide but being a hockey rink perimeter it is of course an oval shape which means you need to try and get enough momentum to go around the rink and use the boards as guidance. philippe eko eel is naturally very slippery but he is light (because eel) so doesn't have enough momentum to power he self around da ice. instead some of the best at this contest were binko koivu (strong butt glutes) and pablo salvatici - since pablo salvatici is part penguin  @Jepox penguins are extremely good at sliding on their tummy and pablo is no exception wheeeee look at him go! the worst one was burlok sulfurgold he had too much hair to be slippery