When Pablo Salvatici of the Atlanta Inferno is looking to sign a new contract he is demanding one thing and one thing only. As he is a penguin he wants a wing and beak massage from his general manager @hotdog before and after every game. He claims that it helps him to relax and play better and score more points which sure was true in previous seasons but now he's an old scrub and is barely even point per game anymore who knows he might not even be point per game now I haven't looked at the index yet so maybe he's just old and bad. Anyways this massage has helped him in the past and it will now help him going forward into the future because as mentioned earlier he's no spring chicken (duh he's a penguin not a chicken) so this massage will help his career longevity hopefully and keep him in elite fitness and form as he enters the twilight of his career.

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