Jagrs was one of the many doppelgangers of Jaromir Jagr born, and he instantly felt a calling towards hockey. Some say he was born with a '98 Penguins jersey already on him, some speculate if he was the birth of one of the Czech models who found themselves with Jagr occasionally. Everyone knows he was born to play, though. We played hockey his whole life, and while he was leaps ahead of his age group when younger, the work ethic was never fully there. He's still a skilled goal scorer for the Kelowna Knights now, but it looks as though he might not have the skill to make his SHL team, the Patriotes. A life with good media coverage, and always having success and at least a little fame didn't lead to much motivation for Wonada to really live up to his potential.

Fortunately, he's probably still got a lot in store when he retires. Jaromir Jagr will likely still be playing hockey, so joining the Travelling Jagrs might not be a bad gig. Or, hockey coaching is always in the cards.

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