Ok, so listen up, I’m only gonna explain this once before we try to play. Hockey is a wacky game where we strap knives to our shoes so that we can glide on top of a sheet of frozen water. We then use these long wooden sticks to whack around a little disc made of rubber, and the goal is to get into the other teams goal. One guy is supposed to stand in front of the net and his goal is to try and stop the rubber disc, usually called a puck, from getting into the net. The other five players are responsible for getting the puck into the net. Hockey is a game where you are allowed to hit other people but only to a certain extent, don’t go too crazy or you might get sent to a timeout box to think about what you did wrong. That just about sums it up, and yes it is an absolute caveman sport. 

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