(rabinov teleports to planet digabob) The first thing I need to do before explaining anything is show them how to skate because it's a must, next up it'll be straight training with a chalk board full of song ideas and weights clanking every moment (movie/music montage plays)

Alright now that the learning part is out of the way I have to show these noobs what the game is all about truly and how the fit into their gear I brought with me, since it doesn't rain much over here to play pond hockey we'll do our demo in a oversized freezer and the nets will be a couple of hats lined up four feet apart (no tape measure needed)

..It's been a few months now and the game we all love hasn't caught on, the chef keeps walking through the playing field with rhubarb fish and all my new friends cant withstand the cold for too long being on a warmer planet.. Oh well at least we had some fun, created a catchy anthem that'll be used in the future and kept a few of my new friends off the digabob streets (raiya teleports back to earth)