Option 2:


I will start by doing the old saw handle stick move, where you hollow up the underside of the blades of the sticks, so they are more likely to snap. From there, I'll fill the hollow spot with steel. Then I will report to the refs that they are using illegal equipment.


Assuming that doesn't work, I will give a call to good old Wayne Holloway. I will let him know that someone on his team... is a spy and is trying to murder them! that'll throw them off.

Lastly, I will send them a cookie basket a few hours before the game. I will send it from the Detroit cookie company. The problem? I will be taking out those delicious cookies from the bakery and replacing them with cookies from Brady's Bakery. Brady's Bakery has an amazing cookies. However, they will have the dog biscuits. The kicker? The added Benadryl frosting.

This all doesn't really matter tho, as Detroit will be in last place, and won't be making the playoffs anyway.

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