Option 2:

Sven Petterson has decided that the one and only way to ensure his enemies are golfing early this season is by getting in their heads.  How is he going to do it?  He's going to bang all of their moms.  That's right.  Hide yo moms because this man is about to bring the hammer.  After seeing the way that the Chicago Blackhawks have struggled with "Mommygate", Sven is convinced this will cause any organization to implode.  He's not even going to stop with the players moms - he's going all in and going to bang the coaches moms, the GM's moms, and even the mascots' moms.  @Eggcracker and @BadWolf passed a new petition that officially makes it ok to bang moms, so this was the next logical step.  You'll be calling us all daddy soon enough - but let's be honest, we know you wanted to call us daddy all along.

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