There is no doubt the San Fransisco Pride are going to hoist the cup. They just may need a little biblical help to do it. Not much I am ask for. Here is how it will play out. Clearly the Pride will make the playoffs again, they have done so for the last 2 seasons, but getting passed the pesky first round has been a problem for the rebuilding team. Well good news, this year they will likely be playing the Edmonton Blizzard, during January, typically one of the coldest months in Edmonton. Now a lot of you will believe this is a disadvantage for the Pride, who are used to hot temperatures, but I am sure there will be a snowstorm that will create mass chaos and a death trap on Edmonton city Streets. Sure, the Blizzard players could throw on some skates and make their way to the arena, but it is but a guarantee a few if not all the hometown boys will be taken out from vehicle unable to stop at red lights and intersections. With the Blizzard all but dead, the Pride will move forward. Next up will likely be LA Panthers. I am sure I don’t need to tell you this, but I will. A Panther has no chance against a Lion. Specifically, when there are no trees to hide in. So, the lines will just kick their asses into submission. Finally, there is the Wolfpack. These guys will be a tough Western Conference Finals battle. But they are getting old, and after doing back to back trips to the WCF they clearly will be tired. With a little help from the big guy upstairs, we can expect a few will die of heart attacks on the ice. And without having enough players to host a game they will be forced to forfeit. Finally at the finals the Lions will Steamroll Manhattan to win the cup, because it is my fantasy, and they have no chance of ever beating us. When we hoist the cup, my teammates and I will laugh about how competitive we have become…but I will laugh more.