Dad joke: Why can’t pigs play hockey?

They hog the puck.

Our team is gonna win this year because were finally not all rookies. Last season Quebec went into the season with 11 rookies and made the playoffs. This was largely due to Ryland Murphy, Jeff Hunziker and Jaromir Jagrbomb dragging a bunch of confused idiots through the season but that is not important. This season, 8 of those rookie idiots are capped at 350 and looking to take revenge on the league after being written off last year only to make the playoffs as a favorite and lose in heartbreaking fashion.This season were gonna win not because we have the most 425s or because we only have a handful of rookies, no this year were gonna win cause we can roll 4 lines deep. Top to bottom prepare to be never have the puck and brace yourself for a crushing hit if you even think about trying to take it.

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