Option 2

As a member of the Colorado Raptors, I would sabotage the Quebec City Citadels in numerous ways resulting in them missing the playoffs. First, when they are away, I'd have someone pull the fire alarm at their hotel so they wouldn't get any sleep. Next, I would slash the tires on their bus to further delay and frustrate them. When they finally do get to the rink, they will find their bench is coated in super glue, thus rendering them unable to get off of the bench and into the game. Then when the glue was properly blamed on the arena staff, we'd probably start the game. In that case, I'd casually throw out a banana peel when their star player comes by. I don't care, I'll take the penalty minutes. If all of this doesn't throw them off of their game, I'd guess we'd just have to beat em the old fashioned way: by drawing penalties via diving.