I think the best form of sabatoge is psychological. First, I'd go on the internet using my trusty Burner Chirper and say he other team, I think you all blow chunks! You are so bad at playing the game of hockey! You're the worst! Then I'd take my other burner Chirper account and say that last guy, who is secretly me, is so right! He's the most right about the other teams best player! He would be the worst player on any other team! And the players on the opposing team are even worse than him! At this point I am psychologically torturing my opponent, putting him in a self doubt spiral that will spin out of control! I next sign onto a third burner chirper account and say I agree, everyone is saying that the opposing team sucks and is bad at hockey, and they must be right! By performing this psychological jiujitsu, my opponents will be completely demoralized when they take the ice, my team will win, and no one will know it was me on burner accounts the whole time!


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