Manhattan are winning the cup this season because I think we can do it. We are all very strong and sexy and cool and that will carry us through the season and the playoffs. I told this to someone on the street and when they said "if you're a cup seeker, you should go elsewhere" I was like "seek her? I hardly know her!" (this is the dad joke please give me credit ty). But yeah Manhattan has a neat roster with some buff babies and oldies who can still wiggle it so we'll get by based on love and friendship and all the things that matter. The past seasons haven't been super cool but it's part of the rebuild and we should start seeing some results in the coming seasons! We still have a ways to go but I think we can fluke our way into some playoffs just for fun and to give the youngins a good time.

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