Absolutely infuriated that he would lose such a prime opportunity and especially to one as despicable and truly morally reprehensible as his most hated rival, whose name he conveniently can not remember seeing as the mere presence of it in his mind incites a hatred most bitter, Adelbert Steiner decided to have some good old fashioned fun and some what bitter vindication by wreaking havoc upon the so called celebratory golfing trip that the nameless rival had planned to celebrate his unjust and unwarranted joy at a season in which he was DEFEATED. Unfortunately for the recently resurrected defender, subtlety is as much as his strength as a chocolate teapots is insulation. So with that in mind, he decided to go for the timeless and respectable classic of taking a sledgehammer to his rivals golf clubs when he wasn't looking. Trying to perhaps tee off or escape a sand bunker in a most dastardly manoeuvre? the rogue will have poor fortune when he discovers that his prized club collection now consists of twisted lumps of metal better suited to measuring right angles. That'll teach him the dubious little swine that he is. See you next season idiot. Also knock knock who's there? It's not your Dad because he hates you after you brought those awful bent clubs to golf that one time.