I would like to deeply and profoundly apologize to everyone my actions have harmed, specifically the players who received their pay a day late. The truth is, I spent all of the IA players' cap money on what I was assured was a "land yacht" to ride across the desert outside of Las Vegas to make a dramatic entrance for our games, and I had to spend a long night playing Blackjack to get the money back after I crashed the "land yacht" in the Mojave and was unable to acquire a refund. If anyone was late on their rent or other bills due to my oversight, I am truly sorry, please let me know if there is anything I can do to make amends.

(in all seriousness, my bad, had a brain fart, won't happen again)