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"Yeah so I mean... You're never gonna believe what I've been up to lately. So, you remember that I had that ghost problem a while back, with uh... with Bobby Orr and Connor McDavid and what I'm assuming is Stanley Kubrick? Who made me look at my future reincarnation like the weird baby room from 2001? I watched myself die, I think? Well, I was getting pretty fucking sick of it because the boys are giving me shit for always yawning on the bench, but fuck, I can't get any god damn sleep because Kubrick won't stop telling me about how he should have hit Shelley Duvall harder actually. So I called up a friend who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Dan Aykroyd and asked him about how you should handle ghosts, you know, since he was a ghostbuster and all that and those guys are New York heroes.

Anyway, he showed up to my house with the exhumed corpse of Harold Ramis so now I'm honestly worried the hauntings are going to get worse."