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I read a thing the other day saying young home owners are relieved to find out their house is haunted instead of in need of costly repairs. IStir MyPudding is not one of those homeowners, but he is not in a rush to move out either. This is, like so many other things, an opportunity to make a new pudding to shill. IStir loves nothing more than dreaming up and shilling new pudding formulas. He gets to work in the lab, starting with a chocolate base and adding in known ghost fighting items like magnesium and iron shavings and rings of salt around the lid. He lets it all simmer together before portioning it out and letting it cool. He'll feed a first couple batches to his poor friends he pays comically little to test his pudding. He gives them a call and they come right over. The reviews are...mixed. Everyone but one person hates it, but that one person REALLY likes it, so the reviews balance out. This is why you can't trust averages... It'll sell well enough and IStir calls his website guy to get this one up once the promotional photos come back.