Knowing Ongo Gablogian’s luck, he would probably end up on some sort of most extreme elimination challenge type game show where he just has all sorts of physical challenges and just gets hurt constantly. It doesn’t help at all that he is totally unathletic and can’t even run to save his life, now he needs to duck and dive and avoid giant boulders coming down a hill or he needs to run across rocks on a pond and hope he lands on the solid ones and not the ones that will give out under his weight. I could totally see him being on the one where you need to swing on the rope to Velcro yourself to the wall or whatever and him being the one who falls off the rope immediately and in to the disgusting brown water. Just an immediate failure as soon as his weight is on his hands holding on to that rope.