PRompt 1

After a road game the Baltimore Platoon won convincingly, a reporter asked M’Baku Olubori about his recent social media feud with Billy Hill of the New Orleans Specters. Baku looked confused at the reporter, as he hasn’t been on social media in any form in almost a decade. The reporter tries to play gotcha, listing a Twitter account that is not approved official that’s said truly insane things over the last few months. In the presser, Baku laughs it off and deescalates something that has nothing to do with him… up until he said,

“Only someone chronically online and who has never spoken to me would think that’s my account.”

While Billy Hill continued chirping online about Baku, Baku’s legal team went to work finding the perpetrator and sending cease and desist letters to whatever bonehead decided to create a fake account for the SHL forward. WE hope they have a good lawyer, because Baku sure does. Quickly, the account got suspended by Twitter for being a fake, leaving anyone beefing with fake Baku screaming into the void.