Muford
03-12-2021, 03:09 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-12-2021, 03:10 AM by Muford .)
If we’re being honest, there is only one alien that I can think of in the league and that’s none other then Julio Tokolosh. The reasoning is plain and simple, a walking, talking, skating, killer cow. There aint no way anything about that is actually normal and he is the biggest alien that we all know.
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Nerio
Monkey D Luffy is an alien. How do I know this? Because whenever we played Among Us, he was quite literally the imposter over half the time. A literal alien in real life can certainly and would certainly make themselves an alien in a video game. It's only natural.
Nictox
I've been saying for a very long time that goalies are weird. It only takes a little digging to discover that goalies may indeed be the aliens invading this league. Who do you know wants to stand in front of a guy on skates slapping a rubber puck at you 100 mph? I know I don't know anyone, it has to be aliens. The whole equipment they have to wear for "protection" covers up any extra limbs they have pretty well too. When someone says something weird in the locker room, it's usually a goalie. They can't quite understand sarcasm either..
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I have suspected that Name Redacted is an alien for sometime now. Maybe an AI from a distant universe. My reasoning is that his name is obviously a mistake a machine intelligence would make and his flawed programming that fails to turn on "goaltending" until the first shot has gone into the net.
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Bongo
I think that Karl Krashwagen is most likely an alien - he was not on anybody's radar before the season began and now finishing up, he lead the league with 41 goals ruining everybody's season predictions. kind of an evil alien from outer space.
JayWhy
I mean, let's just face the facts. I don't believe that there is a human Kostitsyn in this world. That's such a fake name, like Smith. Who is actually named Smith? Aliens, aliens in witness protection. And so here we are, with alien Kostitsyns infiltrating us and trying to distract us with confusing speech patterns.
An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!
#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jakub Aittokallio Height: 6'4" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 29 Birthplace: Tampere, Finland Birthday: January 20, 1994 -------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Career Statistics S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429 S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663 S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441 S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691 S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658 S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693 S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679 S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655 S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791 S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789 S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810 S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821 S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674 S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680 S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674 S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414 S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300 S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544 CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198 S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078 S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418 S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670 S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432 S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750 S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201 S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300 S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360 S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123 S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784 S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60 CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343 S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504 S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670 S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479 S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459 S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675 S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755 S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735 S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546 S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528 S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665 S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821 S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720 CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss) First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0) Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15 Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13 Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14 League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14 Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18) League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12) Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19) League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs -------------------------------------------------- Awards: Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28) Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland) Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24) Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28) S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30) All-SHL West First Team (S27) Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jason Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 221 lbs Number: 31 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S14 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614 S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638 CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695 S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009 CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179 S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546 S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668 S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667 S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676 S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478 S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660 S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664 S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664 S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669 S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106 CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004 S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915 S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232 CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15 S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330 S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632 S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766 S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658 S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769 CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage -------------------------------------------------- Awards: S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan S35 Bronze Medal - Finland S37 Gold Medal - Finland S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jax Aittokallio Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67 S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48 CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25 S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69 CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50 S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91 S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68 S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27 S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80 S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90 S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00 S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20 S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28 S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92 S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88 CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50 S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88 S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81 S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45 S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45 S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84 S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55 S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11 S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00 CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11 S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00 S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29 S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44 S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52 S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11 S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67 S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86 S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69 S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76 S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50 S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00 CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jesper Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland) Birthday: S44 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
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Jericson
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My money hands down is on @
Rangerjase Zoltan Topalo. I mean, have you ever seen him in the same room as that ET fellow? Neither have I. Makes me think he must be ET in disguise. Also, only an alien could acquire the kind of money he has. Must be some sort of government conspiracy to see what happens when we flood the market and make the SHL dollar worthless.
Elwulf Jericson | RD | #2 | SHL: Tampa Bay Barracuda | USA | TPE: 1139
BasedMinkus
Fellow teammate Luke Thomason is some form of an alien/cyborg blend. All the guy does is say things that nobody can understand while regurgitating stats like he implanted them into his brain just like the mom alien from the hit film "My step-mom is an alien". Great teammate but interesting creature.
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Mavfatha
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I would never accuse any of my fellow SHL'ers of being an alien! That would either expose those of us who actually are... er I mean I'm just pretty sure nobody is an alien that's all.
Rangerjase
Not only do I believe that there are aliens I KNOW ONE. FOR A FACT! @"Awesomecakes" IS 100% UNDENIABLY AN ALIEN ROBOT. Many of you are not in the Main SHL discord, but I swear this dude is a bot. Someone Joins the channel, BOOM HE WELCOMES THEM. As you can see here, exhibit A.
Here is @"Awesomecakes" REQUESTING HIS ROLE AS A BOT. A CERTIFIABLE ROBOT ALIEN IN OUR MIDST! He had all the rights and privelages as a robot. He is even trying to hide it by changing his name to "NOT MEE6" because MEE6 is a BOT AND HE IS A ROBOT ALIEN!
Sivart
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I think I might be an alien. I can’t be sure though – I have likely been programmed to think I’m human so I can blend in better without arising suspicion.
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Basil Sivart | RD | Texas Renegades| 939 TPE
[S58] Defence | Handiness: Right | Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215lbs | Birthplace: Torquay [/font][/size][/color]
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SHL Season Stats:
S62 (TEX): S61 (TEX): 66 GP | 7 G | 19 A | +25 +/- | 52 H | 2.54 GvA/TkA | 53 SB | 51 GR (finished with 936 TPE) ---
SHL Post-Season Stats: S61 (TEX): 19 GP | 3 G | 3 A | +6 +/- | 21 H | 1.00 GvA/TkA | 16 SB | 53 GR (Lost to HAM in G4 of Finals) ---
Trophy Case / Achievements:
-Drafted 13th Overall in the S57 SMJHL Draft by the Texas Renegades
(S57-S60) Colorado Raptors - RD
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SMJHL Season Stats:
S60 (COL): 66 GP | 7 G | 17 A | +5 +/- | 102 H | 2.14 GvA/TkA | 118 SB | 61 GR (425 cap) S59 (COL): 66 GP | 6 G | 20 A | +7 +/- | 113 H | 2.30 GvA/TkA | 104 SB | 59 GR (425 cap) S58 (COL): 66 GP | 8 G | 15 A | +5 +/- | 96 H | 2.03 GvA/TkA | 98 SB | 60 GR (425 cap) S57 (COL): 66 GP | 3 G | 14 A | -7 +/- | 63 H | 1.32 GvA/TkA | 55 SB | 58 GR (306 TPE)
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SMJHL Post-Season Stats: S60 (COL): 7 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 0 +/7 | 12 H | 2.25 GvA/TkA | 11 SB | 58 GR (Lost to ANC in G7 of 2nd Round) S59 (COL): 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | -3 +/- | 3 H | 4.00 GvA/TkA | 7 SB | 51 GR (Lost to ANC in G4 of 1st Round) S58 (COL): 14 GP | 0 G | 5 A | +2 +/- | 30 H | 1.83 GvA/TkA | 18 SB | 57 GR (Loss to QCC in G7 of 2nd Round) S57 (COL): 6 GP | 1 G | 2 A | -3 +/- | 4 H | 1.33 GvA/TkA | 17 SB | 57 GR (Loss to ANA in G6 of Semis) ---
Trophy Case / Achievements:
-Drafted 8th Overall in the S57 SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors
reid
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I think the ailien in our mix has to be our good friend dmills. I dont think they make people that short, so that must mean he is an alien :zoomeyes:
Reid Sutherland || C || Detroit Falcons || Seattle Argonauts - coGM || 1735 TPE
Name: Reid Sutherland
Username: reid_sutherland
Age: 21
Birthplace: Minnesota, USA Somewhere is Sweden
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 5
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S52: 6G || 10A || 16P || -6 +/- || 54.20 FO%
S53: 9G || 31A || 40P || +25 +/- || 52.5 FO%
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Transaction History:
S52: Drafted 24th overall to the Detroit Falcons
S53: Drafted 14th overall to the Winnipeg Jets
S53 Zach Miller Award Recipient
Thanks Wasty, Carpy, JSS, TurdFerguson, Geekusoid and Awesomecakes for the sigs!
It was a cold dark night as Hundertwasser left the Austrian training facility. Mist swirled through the air as he reached his car.
Driving home the fog thickened, like thriving to pass through a particularly thick Klachelsuppe. The days drills rang through his head, checking practice and shooting drills had left him aching and sore.
One of the stalwarts of an up and coming high caliber national team, Hundertwasser was thinking about the upcoming junior championships not thinking about the road ahead. His fog lights start to flicker and his engine splutters. The car rolls to a halt by the side of the road and Hundertwasser tried to reignite the engine. Nothing happens.
Light suddenly floods the drivers seat and Hundertwasser is pulled up through the roof unconscious. He comes around in a metal room surrounded by his team mates, but somethings off. Finn Von Murphenstein had tentacles growing out of his forehead. Zayn Rotzbua had testicles growing from his chin. Miguel Heffeweisen had 6 eyes. Dane Von Guccis body was replaced by a huge mouth. #A-Rye Izzys fists were made out of diamonds.
That's right, Hundertwasser had forgotten. He was part of an Alien force, ready to infiltrate human society. Starting off by conquering the world... Of hockey.
Sigs by: Rum Ham, Orbiting Death x2, Enigmatic & Kyamprac
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Manyhands is one of my favorite teammates but lately I've noticed that more and more whalers are starting to behave like him. When I come around corners I here soft chants of something called a "hive mind". Anyway praise Manyhands!
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Here is @"Awesomecakes" REQUESTING HIS ROLE AS A BOT. A CERTIFIABLE ROBOT ALIEN IN OUR MIDST! He had all the rights and privelages as a robot. He is even trying to hide it by changing his name to "NOT MEE6" because MEE6 is a BOT AND HE IS A ROBOT ALIEN!
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