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S61 PT#1- A Sim-ple Day

Sean Gatez wakes up at 5AM every morning regardless of game day or not. However on game days he doesn't dilly dally around at the house drinking coffee and reading the paper/ doing the crossword, he heads straight to the gym to get a quick non-intense run in. Then a light lifting day. He doesn't work anything to exhaustion or failure, he just wants to loosen up and wake the muscles up. While in the gym, he isn't listening to any pump up music, that is for later. He puts on some nice chill synthpop or synthwave. Metric, Volkor X, CHVRCHES, and Chromatics all make their rounds on the speakers. After that he eats a nice light breakfast of granola, yogurt, and fruit with a few cups of black coffee. After that he just chills on his massive living room couch (its so big and comfy) while watching movies or tv. He just wants to chill out and not think about anything. Then 4 hours before game time he starts his beauty regimen. If his face is a little puffy he puts on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches, he can do a thousand now. After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on his face an exfoliating gel scrub. He then applies an her-mint facial masque which he leaves on for 10minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an aftershave lotion  with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.  About 2 hours before game time Sean gets to the arena to start focusing on the game.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr., wakes up everyday at 6 am. As soon as he wakes up, he immediately shocks his body by doing free weight exercises, such as pull ups, push ups, squats, and couple of suicides. Once he is done that he will have a nice big breakfast of 6 eggs, some oatmeal, 1 banana, and a protein shake. He will then watch some of his videos and look at every inch of his play. He will write in his training diary, every single mistake he did against an opponent and will also draw out the remedy to that issue. He will practice that drill in his head over and over. He will basically play out an entire match in his head and see how he can improve his game. This obviously increases his mental fortitude and IQ of the game. In addition to this mental prowess, he will also train his fitness through vigorous training. He is good friends with Cristiano Ronaldo, who is arguably the fittest athlete in the world. They will do some cardio together to boost his stamina and then they will do some heavy lifting. This will bring Ibra Jr., in peak fitness. In addition to this, he will have the sexy sexy time with women on a daily basis which will satisfy his drives.

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Nicolae Antonescu wakes up in his room to find a new set of furniture inside of it, and another room attached to his that wasn't there when he went to bed. Five of his twelve roommates from the previous day have mysteriously vanished, only to be replaced by five complete strangers who are now living there with no explanation. As long as they pay rent I guess. The wallpaper has changed from a cold grey to a sunshine yellow, which goes with nothing else in the house, but this is okay because the colour will likely be changed again by the end of lunch. Rather than going down the hall to the kitchen, Antonescu inexplicably decides to walk out the back door, through the graveyard in the backyard, through the side entrance to the house, and through 4 other rooms to make it to the kitchen. He burns the glass of milk he was making and then walks out the front door to where his carpool is waiting to take him to the sports stadium.

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I always wakes up well rested because I have the most expensive bed possible. This allows me to go to bed around midnight and wake up at 5am fully rested, with bonuses to my health and attitude. I then visit my basement with a locked door to make sure my “friend” is still happy down there painting masterpiece after masterpiece for my secondary income. Don’t worry, he is an introvert with all the artsy characteristics and finds joy in his work. He also has all required kitchen and bathroom amenities, they just also happen to share a space with his bedroom. From there I head to the front door and go to work. I don’t really know what happens while I’m at work. Time just flies by and before you know if, I’m home again, ready to run on the treadmill for 4 hours and pump iron for another 4 hours. Finally off to sleep to rinse and repeat until I get strength and athleticism up to 10.

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The first thing I would do is google all the various cheats for the sim, maybe even download some software that would allow me to make mods. From there, the possibilities are truly endless. Sven would be rich beyond any reasonable sim ever should be and would use cheats to alter his skill level to be well beyond that of any other SHL player. Sven would be both the richest person and best SHL hockey player on the planet. He would build the largest, most extravagant mansion in downtown San Francisco. It would have a rink in the basement and golf simulator amongst his world class fitness center/spa. He would spend most of his time either working out, lounging around, playing hockey and working on his shot in his basement, or attending to his SHL duties. Sven would also host wild parties with all the coolest celebrities in San Francisco. He might even mess around with building a pool around a guest sim then deleting the ladder from the pool to see what happens.

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Jean-François Bokassa
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The sims are run at very strange hours on this site in my opinion. I understand that with hockey comes broad international appeal, and that we have many users from all over the world, but as an East Coast American, I demand that the entire world runs on my schedule as New York is here, and all human life revolves around that city. Watch any HBO show and you'd understand that. Even the Entourage characters who live large in Los Angeles acknowledge that East Coast = Beast Coast. Regardless of the weird stream times, my sim day generally looks like this: Wake up, feed my puppy, let him out to do his business, shower and brush my teeth, open my work laptop, start working, maybe catch a bit of the stream when I am blown up on discord and see the tags on mobile, eat lunch, feed the puppy, take him on a lunchtime walk, continue working until the end of the business day, call a sex line, cry deeply to the woman on the other end, feed my puppy dinner, eat my own dinner, make myself vomit to watch my weight, take the puppy on a longer walk, watch trash reality TV, stay up until 4 am texting all of my friends' exes trying to get nudes, sleep, rinse and repeat. 222 words

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It has been many, many years since I played The Sims so there's a lot of the game I can't remember. It'd probably be an off day because otherwise there'd be a long period where Alex is playing hockey and I'm just looking at the house and time is going by really fast and that's kind of boring. Alex enjoys cooking so he'd wake up and cook himself a nice breakfast on the stove, an omelet or something. Then he'd take a shower because Sims like being clean and he'd probably hum in the shower like Sims do. Then we don't want that room to go down so he'd clean stuff up around the house because it's good for things to look nice. By then it'd probably be time for lunch which would probably be a quicker meal. Maybe even just a snack, who knows? Then you don't want that social bar to go down so he'd invite over some of his favorite sims to hang out and talk or whatever. Maybe they'd spend time in the hot tub and Alex could grill something for dinner. Are there grills in The Sims? By the time that's all over it'd be time for bed. That doesn't leave much time for training to be a hockey player, does it? Sim life is hard. (221 words.)

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The start of my day begins with a poptart in the morning followed by a light run. Then I'll eat some protein stuff and go to the gym and workout and grab some lunch after. Then I'll head to the rink to get some skating and hockey drills done. Once that's over, I'll go back to my house and eat dinner and play video games. This might seem like the simple life and an average day for a hockey player, but that is not the end goal. In this sims world, I will rise to ultimate world leader from simple hockey player. Obviously I'm in the very early stages of this plan but I will sieze my power little by little by gaining favor with my teammates then the coaches and then management until I have taken their jobs on the way up the ladder to world domination. I'm not sure if that's a sims thing or not, never played before but I promise you I will be successful.

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The sim day never really started at any point. It just felt like a repeat of before. A sudden shock, trying to rub the sleep from his eyes, Minamino must've fallen asleep watching too much tape again. Keeping track of what the top opposing teams have been planning for all season and making sense of who would be the ones to watch throughout preseason...It was tough work and largely a lot of other players coasted through this warm up period. Not Minamino, his work ethic was known for the extra time in hours that might be better off spent resting or more skillfully practicing and preparing for the upcoming season. Instead he was the type to grind through it all. Scouting reports on players, tactics adjustments, seeing which organizations changed in what ways due to trades, signings and even shifts in management. It was all a blast of information trying to track all of this. As a result, the sim day never really started at any point. It just felt like a repeat of before...

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I wake up at whatever time I want because I am a good simualtion hockey league pro and I get to do what I want. I go and pet my dog, probably give her some breakfast. Food is good for all and Stella needs food for sure. Then I get in my car. Lately it as been far too hot and I sit with my car door open so I don't burn myself. Then I start driving to dunkin donuts. Oh yeah, time for some bagels with cream cheese. I get my bagels and drive back home. Then I get some ice and I make some americanos with my nespresso. Then I check my emails and see if anyone wants to let me work for them (pog they let me work for them lets go). Then I maybe go on reddit or twitter. wow someone is mad online on either one. Wow. thats crazy. Then I go oh lets go its 3 in the afternoon. Time for some sims.

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i wake up and then i take a shower and then i brush my teeth and then i check twitter and then i listen to podcast and then i stretch and then i eat some food and then i brush my teeth again and then i go to morning skate and there i skate and then i do drills and then i practice hockey moves and then i go back home and then i shower again and then i eat a big meal of food and then i watch some porno and then i put on my hockey uniform and skates and then i get my friend to drive me to the stadium and then i play game of hockey because i am already dressed and then we win the game of hockey and then i shower again and then i go home and then i eat a big meal of food and then i have sex with a hot lady and then i brush my teeth for the third and final time and then i go to sleep and get ready to wake up in the morning and do it all again unless if there is no hockey game in which case i will just watch more porno instead of the part where i went to the game of hockey to play it

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Have you ever played the Sims? You need to eat literally every thirty seconds or the little angry thing pops up, so I believe the correct answer is I wouldn't balance it. Ryan Gardner would be a very terrible hockey player. The end. However, for the purpose of this exercise, I'll attempt it.

Eat.
Train Strength.
Eat.
Eat.
Go to the book shelf and learn something about hockey.
Eat.
Eat.
Put out the fire in my kitchen. I can't play extra crispy.
Dress in winter clothing to practice with the weight of my equipment.
Spam Flirt in my cool winter clothes.
Man, I forgot to eat- so eat.
Make Whoopie for when I eventually need a recreate.
Eat.
Eat.
Train Strength.
Train Stamina.
Oh, I did two things without eating; Ryan is mad now.
Eat.
Eat.
Get a massage, because the eating and training was stressful. Plus I need to loosen up for the game.
Eat.
Eat.
Go on the computer and look for a hockey job.
Eat.
Sleep.

I feel as if this is a fairly factually accurate portrayal of how a day in Ryan Gardner's Sims life would go based off of my experience with the game.

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I would be the most boring sim anyone would ever see. Wake up at 5 A.M, get an early run in followed up by some breakfast (oat meal of course) before going down to the rink for a morning skate. Take some easy shots on Antonescue to get him in match shape, pass the puck with some team mates and get the feet moving so I'll be ready come game time. Take a lunch with the other lads on the team before going home and get some rest and a little nap in. Wake up, get on the bike and take it down to the arena 3 hours ahead of game time to really prepare. Walk around and chat with the staff all around the arena as usual, get a little pre-game snack in (oat meal of course) and just start warming up for the game. Tactics talk with the boss, lace up, enter the ice and enjoy the ride.

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