Usually green is the color of envy, but based on what the salesman told Strom, it would impeccably help out with his overall mental toughness, sending it through the roof.  So hesitantly, he ingested it along with his daily multi-vitamin and went to sleep.  He woke the next day and everything just seemed...bigger.  His bed, his clothes, everything.  It wasn't until he was standing eye-level with the bathroom vanity that it sank in.  "What the hell!  I've shrank!".

Panicked, he called his friend Magnus (@roastpuff).  "Dude!  I'm like three feet tall!".  When the two were on Winnipeg together, Strom had played a few prank calls on Magnus and at one time taped a rubber spider in his friends locker, so it wasn't shocking at all when he was brushed off for drinking too much of "the punch" the night before.

He went on though to the morning skate where he was first stopped by security at the gate:  "Sorry kid, players only".  It only got weirder after he was able to convince the guard to let him in, once he hit the locker-room and snuck into his dressing area.  The pads swallowed him hole and his arms barely fit out of the sweater to hold onto the stick.  As he poked his head out of the top of the sweater, he caught a glimpse of Michael Fitted, who also caught a glimpse back.  "Whoa, I didn't know it was bring your kid to skate day! Where's Strom?  His kid looks hilarious in his pads".

How the heck would Strom explain this and let his team-mates know it was him.  More importantly, how long was this going to last?  Only the mysterious salesman would know as the season loomed on the horizon...and the 6'2 veteran goaltender was now...merely half of a wall.

PH while I dream about slash actually listening and letting us talk about the league lol.

I will be selecting the purple pill that is actually just a grape. All of these other options just seem like they have major negative side effects of some sort or the other. The brown pill seems purely self-hating, we need to get the people who choose that on some kind of watch list. Their GM's should start preparing for imminent retirement since they probably hate themselves. Just make sure to go check on them.

But I don't think Playoff Leon really needs to upgrade (or downgrade) in any manner. He's just about a proven commodity, a solid albeit unspectacular player who will provide depth scoring on a lineup, and then wake up in the playoffs to the tune of 5 goals in a single game. Perfection really doesn't need to change.

Wait, I forgot I was allergic to grapes. Maybe I should have taken the allergic medication pill instead. Shit.

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a lot of people say purple pill has no downside but purple grapws < green grapes so i do not eat it

instead i shall eat all of them

fuckin crush em up and snort em see what happens i prolly become some superhuman freak of shitting nature itd be dope i could get a costume made "geckoman - hes blind and shits all the time but hes fast n strong n has no allergies n also n also is a kpop star n ate a grape n is also pt head"

actually i kinda like @SlashACM so he can stay i wont eat the black onr

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if u eat both the brown and red ones do u get to shit like every 7.5 minutes and is it a big shit or a small one
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Videl needs to gain popularity in Manhattan and Vancouver, but, that’s about to get good for herself.
At one practice in Vancouver, she thought she took a Tylenol pill, but it was strangely a different color than usual, with the pill taking the color of a swiftful flamingo, which is pink. Just minutes after taking this mysterious pill, Videl posts a video on Twitter about team celebrations in the Vancouver locker room, and that’s when she knew something was off. Her post exploded with over 10,000 likes in 3 minutes, and causing all tickets for Vancouver Whalers home games to sell out in less than 30 seconds. She also got calls from a lot of different companies wanting her to sign a sponsorship deal of some sort. To make things even weirder, she saw a billboard with WestJet advertising flights hit with her superhero persona painted on the aircraft. She just got all the fame she wanted out of a simple pill. (165 words)

The pill I would choose is the green pick, because intelligence trumps everything during a game and it can hide all your flaws. This increase in intelligence would overcome the fact that I am now three feet tall. Behind three feet tall could easily put me at a physical disadvantage, but my increase in intelligence would compensate this because I would be able to anticipate play at such a higher level that I would be able to never put myself in a situation where my lack of size hurt me, since I would be able to get myself out of a situation, before I actually get hit by a player from the opposing team. My lack of speed would also be overcome by the fact that I would be able to put myself in the right position before the play happens. The upside of an increase intelligence level would help me create better scoring chance and I would be able to rack up plenty of assist, even if my shooting ability decrease.

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Anyone who doesn't choose the orange pill is incredibly blessed. Panda Panico (and myself) deal with allergies year round from various plants. This makes life a living hell when trying to train for hockey and just hanging out doing the daily things Panda does. Almost always waking up with either a stuffy nose, or a runny nose. Panico has trouble sleeping and getting up and going because of this. Being offered a pill that single handedly takes out any allergies will allow him to train even harder. Hopefully, keeping him in tip top shape for much longer in his career. With this newfound lack of allergies, you should expect to see huge numbers since Panda doesn't have to worry about sniffling while trying to focus on smashing the puck with his long stick towards the opponents net. This little pill is going to be a game changer for the legendary Panda Panico.

Panda Panico | LW | S54 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1601 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6'4" | 245lbs. | Dusseldorf, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SHL S57 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 6 G| 17 A | 23 P | -32 +/- | 97 SOG | 67 Hits | 26 TKA | 53 SB | 19:33 TOI S58 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -30 +/- | 114 SOG | 20 Hits | 17 TKA | 47 SB | 17:51 TOI S59 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -18 +/- | 119 SOG | 68 Hits | 24 TKA | 36 SB | 18:02 TOIS60 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 27 A | 40 P | +9 +/- | 156 SOG | 58 Hits | 19 TKA | 25 SB | 18:58 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S53 | LW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 8A | 15P | -11 +/- | 8 PIM | 66 SOG | 54H | 85SB | 14:12 TOIS54 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | -2 +/- | 10 PIM | 75 SOG | 75H | 32BS | 13:46 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 50GP | 13G | 23A | 36P | +21 +/- | 20 PIM | 96 SOG | 130H | 26TKA | 21SB | 17:43 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 22G | 17A | 39P | -1 +/- | 4 PIM | 20 PPP | 130 SOG | 112H | 19TKA | 39 SB | 18:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs S54 | RW | CAR | 20GP | 4G | 8A | 12P | +2 +/- | 2PIM | 34SOG | 37H | 25BS | 14:32 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 11GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | +9 +/- | 0PIM | 23SOG | 22H | 3BS | 17:06 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 12GP | 4G | 6A | 10P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 3 PPP | 22 SOG | 17H | 15BS | 19:22 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs S59 | LW | TBB | 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -8 +/- | 5PIM | 6SOG | 2H | 3BS | 6 TKA | 17:03 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Transactions Drafted 39th Overall to the Carolina Kraken Drafted 35th Overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours S54 Four Star Cup | Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S56 | Carolina Kraken

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Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   3 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 3

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   1 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 3

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   2 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 4

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   2 |'| A: 1 |'| P: 3

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   7 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   9 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:   7 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 5
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 5 |'| A: 1 |'| P: 6

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 5

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:   7 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 4

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 0 |'| A:   2   |'| P:   2

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 2 |'| A:   6   |'| P:   8

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   2   |'| P:   3

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 6 |'| P:  7

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 2 |'| P:  6

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 5 |'| P:  8

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 7 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 6 |'| A: 7 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 4 |'| P:  7

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 3 |'| A:12 |'| P:15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 3 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  6

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 4 |'| A: 6 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 6 |'| A: 5 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 9 |'| A: 6 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:    8 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 5 |'| G:   0 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 2
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 4 |'| G:   0 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 0
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   7 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 3 |'| P: 3
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  0 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P: 0
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 2 |'| P: 4
S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 5 |'| A: 8 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   1   |'| P:   2
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:  5   |'| P:  6
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:   6   |'| P:   7
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 3 |'| A:   1   |'| P:   4
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 1 |'| A:  4   |'| P:  5
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S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 1 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  4
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 0 |'| P:  0
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 1 |'| P:  1

S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 2 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  5

S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 0 |'| A: 3 |'| P:  3

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
Credit for the images goes to @Carpy48, @soulja, @fever95 and @Wasty

I mean this seems like a pretty easy answer. It is the green pill. You are going to tell me I can have Connor McDavid-plus skill and my only sacrifice is being 3 feet tall? So I am basically Stewie Griffin with incredible hockey skills. Sign me up! Size won't matter as I zip around the ice dodging hits and skating between players' legs! Plus, Stewie is so smart I would probably be able to devise a trap that would allow for some pretty incredible stories. Hiding pucks in the back of the net so you don't even have to score to score. Refs are dumb anyways, so I would easily outsmart them when it comes to getting away with penalties and cheap shots. Yeah...green pill...easily. Wait...I do love grape. Screw the green pill, GIVE ME THAT GRAPE JELLY BEAN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!

Where my grape jelly bean people at?!?


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Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts
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Awards and Honors
S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S61 SMJHL All-Star
S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA
S62 SMJHL All-Star
S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL)
S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star
S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles
S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman)
S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S70 IIHF Best Defender
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7
S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40
S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40
S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5
S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31
S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32
S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1
S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6
S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0
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SHL Playoff Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2
S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0
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International Play
S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8
S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5
S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14
S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6
S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4
S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0
S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2
S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2
S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3
S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1
S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1
S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1

S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4

Gabe Johnson would definitely take the red pill here. A big problem of Gabe Johnson's game as an offensive defenseman is that he simply lacks the speed to be a competent SHL defenseman. He stays in the offensive zone to try and open up a shooting opportunity and as a result tends to put himself in situations where an offensive turnover leaves him for dead when he has to track back. with this pill Johnson could finally justify his inclination to not defend at all, and actually be able to recover if he pinches forward too much before a turnover happens. The bowel movement frequency increasing would potentially be a roadblock against the positives of this, but Johnson would make do by having his own miniature porta potty in the tunnel to use after a shift if need be. It would almost definitely be embarrassing for Johnson, but he is already embarrassed by his own horrible defending every game so the tradeoff is worth it.

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(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge

Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65

Anchorage Armada (S64-)

Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts

Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt


(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)

Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48

Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB

Career Accolades:

S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:

Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:

Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63

I'm taking the green pill and I'm not sure that anyone would pick something different. If we've learned anything over the last few years in hockey, it's that size doesn't matter so much anymore. You want to make me 3 feet tall, but I can see the ice like no one and create some amazing plays? I'm all in.

I'll take the ice and with my newfound intelligence, I'll be able to see a play happening before it comes to fruition and react with enough time to avoid any hit or defensive formation. I'll be able to break down the defense and find the perfect play against whatever set up they have. I'll be the player everyone wants to be line mates with. Opposing teams are going to be too busy trying to figure out what happened every play to even realize I'm only 3 feet tall out there.

This really isn't a hinderance at all and I accept the green pill willingly. I'll embarrass every single team on the ice and make my teammates famous.

(176 words)

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Texas Renegades
Season 76
0-0-0
Regular Season - [G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]


Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1200 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
Career|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
Career|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 1200
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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All these options require careful consideration. The red pill would do wonders for Kevens' on-ice performance, but realistically would only last about a day. The lack of sleep caused by having 96 bowel movements every day would soon prove to be detrimental to anyone's quality of life. The speed would mean nothing if sleep deprivation caught up to you. The blue pill might be beneficial since there are many examples of blind people living fulfilling and satisfying lives, but ultimately the cost seems too high. This pill is also rejected. As for the green pill, it has no effect since zero multiplied by ten is still zero. Kevens is lucky enough to have no allergies, so the orange pill is also out of the question. Similar to the green pill, the pink pill also has no effect because Kev is already more famous than the most famous Korean pop star. The brown pill is also a no-go, despite being a tempting option. The black pill is also tempting, but that would cause a paradox where if Kevens was the PT director, he would immediately lose all fame and therefore make the pink pill the best option, which means the black pill would never be chosen in the first place. This leaves only the option of the purple pill. After thinking long and hard, Kev chows down on a delicious grape jelly bean. This jelly bean is the best he's ever had, which causes him to go into a state of pure bliss. Now armed with a refreshed mental state and the taste of grape ambrosia in his mouth, Kev Kevens goes on to become the league points leader twenty seasons in a row because of this one simple purple pill.

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, and @TheOPSquid for all the sigs!

S76 C || Ylib Kove || YUM || 425+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S76 | 132GP 24G 54A 78P | 12GP 4G 3A 7P | 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S76-S76 | 12GP 2G 3A 5P | 0GP 0G 0A 0P | 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0

History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall

Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: ----
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: ----


S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1

History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Trophy Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)

Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191