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S60 mPT #1: CUZ BABY TONIGHT PT. 2
#31

My song would be a rewritten version of Tinie Tempah's song Written in the Stars and I would change the name of the song to Written in the North Stars.

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#32

Last playoffs I gave you my puck
But the very next game you scored an own goal
This game, to save us from a loss
I'll pass it to someone else

(Last Christmas by Wham if you couldn't guess)

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#33

"Hey Rebuild", by Arkz

When I find myself in times of trouble
Joe K comes to me
Whispering words of wisdom
Next season you'll see

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#34

To Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

Alright stop, butterfly and glove high
The goalie is back after a pee break
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Getting deked out of my jockstrap nightly
Will it ever stop? Probably not
Two pad stack to make the stop

To the extreme, spin-a-romas making me dizzy
I might throw up if I let another goal in too easy
Shutout, I don't know how that feels
Windmill saves on a puck that's wide
Deadly, when I play the puck
Because I give it away for a goal and yell F...
Love it or leave it, you are stuck with me
Because your team gave me a contract
If there was a problem, yo, I'll cause
Check out the hook while I let another goal in.

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#35
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 03:56 PM by Leafs4ever.)

The Hockey Touch

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, hockey in the Texas heat
Me and you do the types of things that all the fans cheer for
So put your stick on my puck and I'll bet you hit net
Yes, I'm Strongo, Yes I'm Mayfield and you're getting 2 slap shots
You've had enough of 2 cross checks
You want it clean, you want it fair
I want you skating, want you gliding
Like a panther in LA
Shootin' quicker than a star, always hittin' that net
Just like the legion of fans, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like playoff practice time

You and me baby ain't nothing but players
So let's do it like they do on the SHL ice rink
(Gettin' icy now)
You and me baby ain't nothing but players
So let's do it like they do on the SHL ice rink
(Do it big now)

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#36

Parody of Rebecca blacks Friday but in the style.of sim day

It's sim day sim day gotta get down on sim day, everybody is updating for the weekend weekend.

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#37
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2021, 11:40 AM by trella.)

baby welcome to the party
we up in tampa we scoring some goals thats why our goal horn just farted (thats why our goal horn just farted)

baby welcome to the party (huh)
i pick fitted up and then he go crashing my rari
baby welcome to the party

bitch imma fish, get me lit
buff’lo is shit
rage kick the can
fiddler cant miss
baby
baby dont trip
watch out for hamr
cuz u will get hit

welcome to the party - pop smoke

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#38
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2021, 12:16 AM by 5ympathies.)

Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah

Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah

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#39

Almost heaven, Buffalo Stampede
Buffalo wings, also the Niagara Falls
Hockey is fun here, fun to almost win cups
But we never cannnn, finish what we startedddd

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
Buffalo stampede, so god damn close
So god damn close, but no cuuupppp

Gnome Dab Gnome Dab Gnome Dab Gnome Dab Gnome Dab Gnome Dab Gnome Dab
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#40

18 geared hockey players in the showers at Ram Rink!

Big, hard, throbbing shots waiting to be blocked!

18 geared hockey players wanting to be rocked!

Hockey players in the showers at Ram Rink!

On their knees wanting to block big boy shots!

Ram Rink really rocks!

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#41

I wrote them off for the tenth time today
Practiced all the teams we would play
North Stars came over, I lost my nerve
They went right by me then they ran up the score

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#42

To the tune of All-Star by Smashmouth:

Somebody once told me Nevada is gonna roll me
I have the sharpest blades on the ice
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" in her glove holes

This song resembles all the opposing players losing to us this season

(59 words)

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#43
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 05:39 PM by Thunfish.)

To the Shiny Toy Guns cover of Peter Schilling's Major Tom. Not gonna do the whole thing because bloody windstorm.

Standing there alone
The locker is silent
Five o clock in the morning
Are you sure?
Mind is not convinced
But the finger claims
Has the evidence
No need to abort
The morning proper starts

Watching in a trance
Conscience is certain
Nothing left to chance
All is working
Trying to fully wake up
From his own bed
Time to check on the lads
Notes slacker user Thun
The count goes on

Four, three, two, one!
Good morning
How's everyone?
I'm mighty fine
Just woke, just woke up

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#44

I Just Died In Your Goal Tonight - a heartbroken song about a goalie that was let down by his own defense and thus died in the goal. -27 words

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#45

To Spice Girls’ “2 Become 1”

I need some players like I’ve never needed them before
Gonna tamper with you baby
I didn’t get caught, now I’m back for more
Gonna tamper with you baby
Let’s not wait and see, what they do in free agency

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