I would die for the San Fransisco Pride mascot, don't even give me a funeral, my no will and testament. No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud. Bae.

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Kelowna Knights
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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come see former franchise cornerstone and newly-minted Atlanta Inferno mascot eko van otter, the new best mascot in the entire SHL, doing all sorts of otter tricks and cool otter stuff on the ice.

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

ATTENTION ALL FANS! We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to introduce you to our NEW and totally LEGIT mascot here in Kelowna: Sir Quibblefluff the Enchanted Banana ✨He's not your average fruit, folks! With his dazzling dance moves and mystical monocle, Sir Quibblefluff is here to sprinkle a little ✨MAGIC✨ into your life. Rumor has it, he once turned a smoothie into pure stardust! Don't worry, we promise we weren't hacked by mischievous monkeys or enchanted pineapples. Stay tuned for more adventures and bananasanity with #SirQuibblefluff!   #MascotMayhem #BananasUnleashed

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Arthur Kaliyev |LW| SMJHL Kelowna Knights |S72| 616 TPE
Age: 25
Height: 6'2
Weight: 210
Number: 34
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Season 71 Stats:
Games:66
Goals: 22
Assists:31
Points:53 
Shots:170[/pbl]

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Season 72 Stats:
Games:66
Goals:22
Assists:30
Points:52 
GWG:6
Shots:276[/pbl]

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Season 73 Stats:
Games:66
Goals:24
Assists:26
Points:50 
GWG:2
Shots:279[/pbl]

I would say out of all the mascots in the SHL ours in one of the only ones you could "potentially" have a live version of it, Buffalo and Bears are kinda big and if it gets loose all hell is gonna break loose, dragon or lion? Barracuda? A bird? nah a tamed wolf is the best option in this discussion hands down,

GM OF THE NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK

Jacques Hammer || W || New England WolfPack || New England GM ||
Name: Jacques Hammer 

TPE:1405

Age: 25
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Height: 6'0 
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 43
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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season:

S70 | 66 GP | 15 G | 36 A | 51 P | 148 SOG | 9+- | 52 PIM | 77 H |

S71 | 66 GP | 22 G | 39 A | 61 P | 182 SOG | 47+- | 24 PIM | 137 H |

S72 | 66 GP | 23 G | 53 A | 76 P | 192 SOG | 38+- | 26 PIM | 134 H |

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SHL Playoffs

S70 | 28 GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | 56 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 39 H | 

S71 | 9 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 34 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 14 H | 

S72 | 21 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | 52 SOG | -4+- | 8 PIM | 37 H | 

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SMJHL Regular Season:
S66 | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | 76 SOG | -54+- | 28 PIM | 157 H |

S67 | 66 GP | 29 G | 33 A | 62 P | 189 SOG | -22+- | 32 PIM | 213 H |

S68 | 66 GP | 36 G | 23 A | 59 P | 193 SOG | -20+- | 26 PIM | 123 H |

S69(nice) | 66 GP | 31 G | 41 A | 72 P | 202 SOG | 8+- | 32 PIM | 112 H |

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SMJHL Playoffs

S67 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 12 SOG | -6 +- | 6 PIM | 15 H |

S69(nice) | 10 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | 29 SOG | 4+- | 4 PIM | 21 H |

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General Manager Statistics

S67 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S68 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S69(nice) |KEL| 42 W| 19 L | 5 OTL |

S70 |KEL| 31 W| 28 L | 7 OTL |

S71 |NEW| 0 W| 0 L | 0 OTL |

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Trophy Case/Achievements

Drafted 4th Overall by Kelowna Knights S66

Drafted 17th Overall by New England Wolfpack S67

S67, S68 & S69(nice) SMJHL All-star team

Kelowna Captain Season 67-69(nice)

S67 2nd All time Kelowna Hits (213)

S68 3rd All time Kelowna Goals (36)

S69(nice) 3rd All time Kelowna Points (72)

S70 Challenge Cup Winner in rookie season

      

The Panther Track around the ice in LA is pretty cool, both literally and figuratively since it's so close to the glass. The panthers have all been named after long-time franchise owner and manager Niklaus Wastlund. The current one is Wasty IV, and she likes to sit behind the opposing goalies and charge them when they least expect it.

Oliver Castillon | Nevada Battleborn | Los Angeles Panthers | Peak TPE: TBD
  Center | #77 | Height: 6 ft., 1 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
  Birthplace: Montpellier, FRA
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International Records
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|WJC | SWE | S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -11 +/- | 10 SOG | 7 Hits | 1 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|WJC | ICE | S70 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 2 +/- | 9 SOG | 21 Hits | 5 SB | 5 GA | 2 TA | 00.0% FOW|
|WJC | RHI | S71 | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 +/- | 6 SOG | 8 Hits | 6 SB | 3 GA | 3 TA | 36.7% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S71 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 11 Hits | 0 SB | 6 GA | 2 TA | 50.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S72 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 7 SOG | 6 Hits | 1 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 46.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S73 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 21 SOG | 4 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 10 TA | 48.6% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S74 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -9 +/- | 29 SOG | 3 Hits | 8 SB | 4 GA | 9 TA | 62.4% FOW|
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SMJHL Records
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|SMJHL | NBB | S69 | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -7 +/- | 13 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 0 GA | 5 TA | 40.4% FOW| <-- DFA Season
|SMJHL | COL | S70 | 66 GP | 16 G | 30 A | 46 P | 12 +/- | 109 SOG | 110 Hits | 38 SB | 39 GA | 32 TA | 53.0% FOW|
|SMJHL | NBB | S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | 5 +/- | 169 SOG | 157 Hits | 43 SB | 60 GA | 56 TA | 41.1% FOW|
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SHL Records
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|SHL | LAP | S72 | 66 GP | 14 G | 22 A | 36 P | -1 +/- | 124 SOG | 52 Hits | 32 SB | 62 GA | 33 TA | 40.4% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S72 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 26 SOG | 5 Hits | 5 SB | 7 GA | 3 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S73 | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -3 +/- | 136 SOG | 36 Hits | 29 SB | 40 GA | 40 TA | 49.1% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S73 | 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 17 SOG | 9 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 50.6% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S74 | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 P | 10 +/- | 169 SOG | 47 Hits | 27 SB | 74 GA | 30 TA | 55.9% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S74 | 6 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 12 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 SB | 4 GA | 4 TA | 55.3% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S75 | 66 GP | 30 G | 24 A | 54 P | 4 +/- | 167 SOG | 57 Hits | 25 SB | 44 GA | 45 TA | 48.8% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S75 | 18 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 12 +/- | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 9 SB | 12 GA | 17 TA | 54.7% FOW|
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Events
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S69: Signed as a Draftable Free Agent with the Nevada Battleborn.
S69: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Sweden to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Drafted 2OA by the Colorado Raptors
S70: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Ice to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Won WJC Bronze with Team Ice.
S71: Drafted 6OA by the Los Angeles Panthers!
S71: Traded from Colorado to Nevada for S73 3rd & Derek Fitz.
S72: Called Up to the Los Angeles Panthers.
✪✪S75: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪


Thanks @enigmatic, @Carpy48, @Bayley, @Ragnar, @sulovilen, & @dasboot for the signatures!

Danny Marston | St. Louis Scarecrows | Toronto North Stars | Peak TPE: 1909
  Center | #34 | Height: 6 ft., 2 in. | Weight: 205 lbs.
  Birthplace: Lithia, FL, USA
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St. Louis Records
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| S51 | 62 GP | 14 G |  20 A | 34 Pts |  -12 +/- | 128 SOG | 10.94 Sh% | 17 Hits |    8 SB |
| S52 | 67 GP | 13 G |  27 A | 40 Pts | +15 +/- | 113 SOG | 11.50 Sh% | 70 Hits |  12 SB |
| S53 | 64 GP |   7 G |  38 A | 45 Pts |    -9 +/- | 144 SOG |  4.87 Sh% | 46 Hits | 111 SB |15 GvA|25 TkA|
| S54 | 57 GP | 15 G |  35 A | 50 Pts |     0 +/- | 130 SOG | 11.54 Sh% | 48 Hits |  59 SB |19 GvA|16 TkA|
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Toronto Records
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| S55 | 50 GP |  8 G  | 17 A | 25 Pts |  -35 +/- |  78 SOG |10.26 Sh% | 67 Hits |  77 SB | 19 GvA |13 TkA|
| S56 | 50 GP |  6 G  | 17 A | 23 Pts |  -  1 +/- | 103 SOG|  5.83 Sh% |  54 Hits |  38 SB | 34 GvA |10 TkA|
| S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 Pts |  13 +/-  | 156 SOG|10.90 Sh% |113 Hits|  66 SB | 34 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S58 | 85 GP | 23 G | 40 A | 63 Pts |  29 +/-  | 250 SOG|11.22 Sh% |143 Hits|117 SB | 42 GvA |34 TkA|
| S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 31 A | 47 Pts |  23 +/-  | 172 SOG|  9.30 Sh% |107 Hits|  88 SB | 28 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S60 | 70 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 Pts |    9 +/-  | 217 SOG|13.82 Sh% |  74 Hits|110 SB | 32 GvA |31 TkA|
| S61 | 71 GP | 19 G | 52 A | 71 Pts |    4 +/-  | 207 SOG|  9.18 Sh% |  66 Hits|116 SB | 41 GvA |21 TkA|
| S62 | 70 GP |   9 G | 33 A | 42 Pts |  -9 +/-  | 184 SOG|  4.89 Sh% |  77 Hits|122 SB | 38 GvA |36 TkA|
| S63 | 71 GP | 29 G | 30 A | 59 Pts |    9 +/-  | 225 SOG|12.89 Sh% |  57 Hits|104 SB | 43 GvA |27 TkA|
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Winnipeg Records
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| S64 | 70 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 Pts |-28 +/-  | 165 SOG|10.30 Sh% |122 Hits|129 SB | 42 GvA |27 TkA|
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Team USA Records
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| S51 WJC  | 28 GP | 5 G |  7 A | 12 Pts | +8 +/- | 39 SOG |12.82 Sh% | 35 Hits |  2 SB |
| S52 WJC  | 22 GP | 1 G |  6 A |   7 Pts | +6 +/- | 24 SOG |  4.17 Sh% | 15 Hits |  0 SB |
| S53 WJC  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |   0 +/- | 37 SOG |  8.11 Sh% | 11 Hits | 25 SB |  1 GvA  | 3 TkA |
| S54 WJC  | 22 GP | 6 G |10 A | 16 Pts | -5 +/- | 62 SOG |  9.68 Sh% | 21 Hits | 37 SB | 11 GvA  | 8 TkA |
| S55 IIHF  | 20 GP | 1 G |  2 A |   3 Pts | -7 +/- | 28 SOG |   3.57 Sh% | 20 Hits |   5 SB |   6 GvA  |  5 TkA |
| S56 IIHF  | 20 GP | 0 G |  3 A |   3 Pts |  0 +/- |   8 SOG |  0.00 Sh%  | 20 Hits | 10 SB |   2 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S57 IIHF  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |  4 +/- | 20 SOG | 15.00 Sh% |   9 Hits |   5 SB |   2 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S58 IIHF  | 20 GP | 2 G |  7 A |   9 Pts |  0 +/- | 49 SOG |   4.10 Sh% | 26 Hits | 28 SB |   6 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S59 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  8 A | 13 Pts |  6 +/- | 49 SOG | 10.18 Sh% | 31 Hits |13 SB | 13 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S60 IIHF  | 19 GP | 7 G |13 A | 20 Pts |13 +/- | 51 SOG | 14.40 Sh% | 26 Hits |   9 SB |   7 GvA  |  8 TkA |
| S61 IIHF  | 20 GP | 8 G |11 A | 19 Pts |  4 +/- | 56 SOG | 14.31 Sh% | 31 Hits |   9 SB |   6 GvA  | 22 TkA|
| S62 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
| S63 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
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Events
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S51: Drafted 13OA in Round 2 by the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Drafted 9OA in Round 1 by the Minnesota Chiefs.
S52: Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Won Luke Riggs Award; STL Award for Best Locker Room Presence.
S53: Traded from MIN to TOR.
S53: Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S53: Won Brandon Holmes Award; SMJHL Award for Best Defensive Forward.
S53: Won Mika Kandinsky Award; STL Award for Best Two-Way Forward.
S54: Extended contract with Toronto through S57.
✪ S54: WJC Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S55: SHL All-Rookie Team
S55: Won 5 of 14 Toronto Team Awards
S57: Extended contract with Toronto through S61.
S60: Named to the Eastern Conference All-Star Team.
S62: Named Assistant Captain of the Toronto North Stars.
S63: Named Captain of Team USA for IIHF.
✪ S63: IIHF Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S64: Signed in Free Agency with the Winnipeg Aurora.
S65: Officially Retired.


Shiny Shuckle | Colorado Raptors | Winnipeg Aurora | Peak TPE: 499
Goalie | #30 | Height: 6 ft., 0 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
Hatched: Route 9A, New York, NY, USA
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Colorado Records
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|S64| 28 GP | 1618 MP | 19 -   4 - 3 |   684 SHA |   74 GA | 2.74 GAA | 1 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
|S65| 56 GP | 3254 MP | 33 - 20 - 1 | 1606 SHA | 168 GA | 3.10 GAA | 4 SO | 0.895 SV%| 
|S66| 59 GP | 3470 MP | 40 - 14 - 3 | 1612 SHA | 152 GA | 2.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.906 SV%| 
|S67| 54 GP | 3073 MP | 30 - 23 - 1 | 1724 SHA | 186 GA | 3.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
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SHL Level Records
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|S67| BAP |  9 GP | 389 MP | 3 - 3 - 0 | 214 SHA | 28 GA | 4.32 GAA | 1 SO | 0.869 SV%| 
|S68| WPG|13 GP | 777 MP |11- 2 - 0 | 298 SHA | 21 GA | 1.62 GAA | 1 SO | 0.930 SV%| 
|S69| WPG|13 GP | 730 MP |12- 0 - 0 | 271 SHA | 16 GA | 1.31 GAA | 3 SO | 0.941 SV%| 
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Finland Records
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|S64| WJC | 10 GP | 567 MP | 5 - 2 - 2 | 196 SHA | 14 GA | 1.48 GAA | 3 SO | 0.929 SV%| 
|S65| WJC |   6 GP | 338 MP | 2 - 3 - 1 | 185 SHA | 26 GA | 4.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.859 SV%| 
|S66| WJC | 14 GP | 803 MP | 5 - 8 - 0 | 428 SHA | 34 GA | 2.54 GAA | 3 SO | 0.921 SV%| 
|S67| WJC | 16 GP | 970 MP | 6 - 9 - 1 | 422 SHA | 48 GA | 2.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%| 
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Events
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S64: Drafted 22OA in Round 2 by the Colorado Raptors.
S64: Transferred to Finland for International Tournaments.
S64: Won Silver Medal with WJC Finland as the Backup Goaltender.
S65: Drafted 45OA in Round 3 by the Winnipeg Aurora.
S66: Co-Winner of the Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy; SMJHL Award for Highest Team Save Percentage.
S66: Winner of the Cedric Robinson Trophy; SMJHL Award for Best Goalie.
S66: Nominated for the Ideen Fallah Award; SMJHL Award for Award Committee MVP.
S67: Traded to Baltimore from Winnipeg.
S67: Made 1st SHL Start for Baltimore Platoon Against the Hamilton Steelhawks (11/2 5-4W(SO)).
S68: Traded to Winnipeg from Baltimore.
S69: Announced retirement.


Site Jobs: Daniel J. Marston
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S51/S52: WJC GM for Team USA.
S52/S53: WJC Co-GM for Team USA.
S54: Became the General Manager of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S60: Retired from Management of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S62: Interim General Manager of the Toronto North Stars.
S65: Hired as IIHF Broadcaster (IIHF Simmer).
S69: Hired as Co-Head of Broadcasting (Head Simmer).  
S70: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
S72: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
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St. Louis Records
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S54 | 26 W | 23 L | 1 OTL | 53 Pts | 147 GF | 148 GA |
          East 3rd; League 5th; Lost in Round 1 to CAR (G7)
S55 | 18 W | 28 L | 4 OTL | 40 Pts | 113 GF | 162 GA |
          East 4th; League 9th; Lost in Round 1 to VAN (G4)
S56 | 18 W | 29 L | 3 OTL | 39 Pts | 119 GF | 173 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to MET (G7)
S57 | 25 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 55 Pts | 163 GF | 206 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Won in Round 1 to KEL (G7), Lost in Round 2 to ANC (G4) 
S58 | 19 W | 40 L | 7 OTL | 45 Pts | 170 GF | 254 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to ANC (G6) 
S59 | 20 W | 40 L | 6 OTL | 46 Pts | 161 GF | 241 GA |
          East 6th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to QCC (G7) 
S60 | 28 W | 30 L | 8 OTL | 64 Pts | 202 GF | 214 GA |
          East 5th; League 9th; Won in Round 1 to DET (G4), Lost in Round 2 to VAN (G7) 

Attention to the entire universe! I am writing to you this very important social media feed status update to inform you that the St. Louis scarecrows have a super fucking awesome mascot and you should all love him. He is the craziest mascot ever and he even has an AI ROBOTIC Suit! First ever!!

|| König Wolf Player Page || Wolf’s Updates ||

|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE ||
NAME: Köing Wolf
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 211
NUMBER: 77
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S71 - 66- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 73 M
TPE: 345
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|| S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE ||
NAME: Mikael Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 206
NUMBER: 83
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M
TPE: 202
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|| Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE ||
NAME: Hiro Fujikawa
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 88
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S48 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 11  | P: 21  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 |
S49 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 15 | A: 11  | P: 26  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 |
S50 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 16 | A: 24  | P: 40  | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 |
S51 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 25  | P: 35  | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 |

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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55  | +/-: +6  | HIT: - 172 |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 15 M
TPE: 1313
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|| Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Elias Lindstrom
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 89
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S? - ??? - GP: 0  | G: 0  | A: 0  | P: 0  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |


[pbl]SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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|| Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Magnus Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 220
NUMBER: 83
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Career Regular Season Stats:
GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
Career Awards:
3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S20)

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ArgoMascot has been sensational lately. His/her ability to connect with the crowd, audience, people and fans is super awesome. I love to watch from the bench between my shifts. Keep up the good work, PR team.

Obviously since we already have a panther running wild in the arena during our home games we need hunters to catch them during the games. If the hunters are succesful everyone with a LAP jersey gets a free cherry coke

OMG R EAGLE CANNON DINOSAUR IS THE BEST. TOONZA BEDLAM TIME. SKREE SKREE SWISH BOOM UNLEASH ELDRITCH TERROR ON R ENEMIES

ROFLCOPTOR ROFLCOPTOR UWU :pogchamp: :bap: :bap:

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

Wow! Our mascot is so freaking amazing, did you see how fast he skates!! We should all give him a big hug, he absolutely deserves it! He works so hard that he needs all the love he can get I swear!

All Elks weh weh weh no matter what, we got wins on our mind and we wont give it up. And when the goal go in, put your hands in the air, and yell WEH!

Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3

Hector the Specter had a new look this week. He’s rebranded this bright fluorescent pink and now uses a fishy scented cologne for every game. What a great Mascot we have in NOLA!

Attention Montreal Patriotes fans! Our beloved mascot has been possessed by the spirit of a great warrior! He is now stronger, faster, and more agile than ever before. He can shoot lasers from his eyes and breathe fire from his nostrils.

our mascot is a gosh dang elk, and it will fk your sht up so hard. he is so bad ass, shining in a plate of gold with some dope purple threads over him. like they always say if you mess with the elk you get the horns.

Owls are just the coolest! There is nothing cooler than an owl sweeping down from the darkness to take its prey like the total chads they are.

Sig By @enigmatic