04-26-2019, 12:50 PM bwrabbitt Wrote:
and put on your robe and wizard hat
04-26-2019, 01:06 PM slothfacekilla Wrote: 04-26-2019, 12:50 PM bwrabbitt Wrote:
Sctach the wizard hat, just a regular rubber hat..
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66 Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
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04-26-2019, 01:17 PM Mayuu Wrote: 04-26-2019, 01:06 PM slothfacekilla Wrote:
Rubber to protect you from the elements, as when you unzip your pants, a boat comes out that teleports you and Pingy to the middle of the ocean. Before you can get oriented and try to figure out why there was a magic boat in your pants, you notice something in the water...
04-26-2019, 01:29 PM Nerio Wrote: 04-26-2019, 01:17 PM Mayuu Wrote:
It's @
Gooney looking up at you with his big beautiful eyes. As he begins to sing a siren's song you are drawn towards his beautiful glowing face, but right before you dive into the water...
04-26-2019, 01:38 PM
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You notice an Iceberg, then you notice the boat itself you were on. It was actually a time machine that sent you back in time to right when the Titanic was about to hit the Iceberg...
Quote: First Goal (3rd Game): Commander Shepard 1 (Nick Brain 1, Noah Gallagher 2) at 8:48
Commander Shepard || S46 || 1913 Peak TPE
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]Name: Commander Shepard Style: Shadow/Set-Up Man Age: 25 Height: 5ft 7in Weight: 180 lbs Number: 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: - S45 Silver Medal at the WJC with Canada - S46 Bronze Medal at the WJC with Canada - S46 Voted Top Defenseman for Montreal Militia - S47 Named Alternate Captain of Montreal Militia - S47 Oriens Trophy Winner with Montreal Militia - S47 Gold Medal at the WJC with Canada - S48 Shooting Percentage Leader in SHL - S48 Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner with Winnipeg Jets - S50 Bronze Medal at the IIHF with Canada - S53 Relative Fenwick For Percentage Leader in SHL - S53 Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Player) - S54 Gold Medal at the IIHF with Canada - S55 Bronze Medal at the IIHF with Canada - S56 Gold Medal at the IIHF with Canada Transactions - S45 SMJHL Entry Draft; - S45 Signed 1 yr/3 Mil$ contract with Militia - S45 - S46 SHL Entry Draft; - S46 Signed 2 yr/6 Mil$ ELC with Jets - S46 - S47 Selected to IIHF Canada WJC Roster - S48 Signed 3 yr/9 Mil$ contract with Jets - S48 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S49 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S50 Signed 3 yr/13.5 Mil$ contract with Jets - S50 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S51 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S52 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S53 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S53 Signed 2 yr/14 Mil$ contract with Jets - S54 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S55 Signed 3 yr/18 Mil$ contract with Jets - S55 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster - S56 Selected to IIHF Canada Roster ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics Regular Season S48 | 50 GP © | 11 G | 6 A | 17 P | -5 | 35 Hits | 63 Shots | 6 BS | 14.27 AMG S49 | 50 GP © | 15 G | 15 A | 30 P | +3 | 62 Hits | 135 Shots | 11 BS | 16.84 AMG S50 | 50 GP(LW) | 14 G | 19 A | 33 P | +2 | 123 Hits | 136 Shots | 20 BS | 20.94 AMG S51 | 50 GP © | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | +2 | 162 Hits | 157 Shots | 18 BS | 22.61 AMG S52 | 50 GP (LW) | 22 G | 23 A | 45 P | +17 | 160 Hits | 167 Shots | 13 SB | 22.34 AMG S53 | 50 GP (LW) | 15 G | 21 A | 36 P | +1 | 18 Hits | 129 Shots | 88 SB | 44 TKA | 22.35 AMG | 11.5 FF% Rel S54 | 50 GP (LW) | 20 G | 21 A | 41 P | -4 | 18 Hits | 131 Shots | 71 SB | 36 TKA | 21.24 AMG S55 | 50 GP (LW) | 10 G | 30 A | 40 P | +18 | 30 Hits | 138 Shots | 63 SB | 32 TKA | 20.56 AMG S56 | 50 GP (LW) | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | + 3 | 47 Hits | 140 Shots | 51 SB | 17 TKA | 21.51 AMG S57 | 66 GP (LW) | 20 G | 38 A | 58 P | +14 | 34 Hits | 241 Shots | 83 SB | 36 TKA | 21.20 AMG ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoffs S48 | 19 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 0 | 13 Hits | 36 Shots | 2 BS | 15.21 AMG S49 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -1 | 3 Hits | 12 Shots | 0 BS | 18.54 AMG S51 | 6 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -6 | 22 Hits | 24 Shots | 2 BS | 22.28 AMG S56 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 | 6 Hits | 15 Shots | 6 SB | 21.43 AMG S57 | 18 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | +2 | 8 Hits | 41 Shots | 33 SB | 22.25 AMG ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: Regular Season: S45 (LW) | 50 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | - 12 | 45 Hits | 55 Shots | 5 BS | 11.93 AMG S46 (LW/RD) | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | -3 | 83 Hits | S47 (LW) | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | -1 | 95 Hits | 176 Shots | 15 BS | 21.5 AMG ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Total | 150 GP | 33 G | 38 A | 71 P | 223 Hits | 344 Shots | 36 BS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoffs: S45 | 6 GP (LW) | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -5 | 2 PIM | 4 Hits S46 | 12 GP (RD) | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | - 9 | 2 PIM | 19 SB | 24.71 AMG S47 | 19 GP (LW) | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | +6 | 10 PIM | 59 Shots | 21.7 AMG ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Total | 37 GP | 6 G | 18 P | - 8 | 39 Hits | 85 Shots | 24 SB ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prospect Showcase: S45 | 36 GP | 20 G | 24 A | 44 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 47 Hits ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (Canada): Round Robin: S45 WJC | 18 GP (D)| 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 6 Hits S46 WJC | 27 GP (D)| 5 G | 17 A | 22 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 42 Hits | 47 BS | 22.64 AMG S47 WJC | 26 GP (D)| 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | +13 | 2 PIM | 10 Hits | 30 SB | 21.80 AMG Medal Round: S45 WJC | 4 GP (D) | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +3 | 4 PIM | 1 SB | 15.2 AMG | Silver Medal S46 WJC | 3 GP (D) | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 5 SB | 22.14 AMG | Bronze Medal S47 WJC | 3 GP (D) | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +1 | 1 GWG | 3 SB | 21.84 AMG | Gold Medal ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC Medal Tot | 10 GP (D) | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +5 | 9 SB -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
04-26-2019, 01:38 PM LarksTongue Wrote:
After the crash, you push Rose in the water because there was definitely enough room on that fucking door for two people. As she descends into the depths you hear a voice behind you....
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It's Lasse Berghagen, world famous singer from Sweden. He is singing one of his most popular songs, Teddy björnen Fredriksson. With him, in the water playing piano is..
James Reese Europe, the leader of the Chef Club musicians of New York City!
For their next song they sing about the Manhattan Rage hockey team.......... that hasn't been created yet. They sing about the future Rage tragedy involving............
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04-26-2019, 03:01 PM StadiumGambler Wrote:
A live bear riding a live bull as a mascot. The song tells the story of unrequited love of the bear that was ruined during an intermission when a man picked up a chair and.....
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And then the air went icy cold as the light disappeared from the sky. It was like a strange deaf dumbness. A complete loss of senses.
bluesfan55
04-26-2019, 03:49 PM JRed94 Wrote:
you look confounded as a man who described himself as "melon" approaches. he....
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) writes haters guides where I shit on every team
ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @
Ragnar for the sigs
04-26-2019, 04:13 PM
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04-26-2019, 03:54 PM bluesfan55 Wrote: 04-26-2019, 03:49 PM JRed94 Wrote:
Waves his hand through the air and the bullriding bear is gone. And so is your mouth, you try to scream but only...
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66 Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
then suddenly, a wild snussu appeared on the screen, being drunk and dancing. It was horrible to watch, but you endured the 1 minute of this
Name: Outdoor Truck Age: 18 Height: 6'5" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 86
04-26-2019, 04:28 PM Snussu Wrote:
And then the Snussu screamed noot noot during his final seconds as he slowly disappeared saying “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...” and faded away...
06-11-2021, 05:33 PM KenitohMenara Wrote: Awards Won ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ben Blue (S41- S55) awards; Tom Corcoran Winner: S41, S43 McBride Winner: S46, S48 (unanimous vote), S50 Surkhi-Ze’ev (S65 - ) awards: Elias Armia Nominee: S65, S67 Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner: S70 Jeff Darr Nominee: S73 Adian Richan Nominee: S73 Ron Mexico Nominee: S73
04-26-2019, 04:32 PM BoucherFan12 Wrote:
You continue on through the night, disturbed by what you have witnessed. You fumble about to get your bearings, and are surprised as you grab hold of...
Speedwagon Player Page | Speedwagon Updates Page #30 Robert E. O. Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season SHL Regular Season S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championships S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67 1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62 1x Four Star Cup - S60 1x Laurifer Trophy - S60 2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championship S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M S41: Traded from HAL to VAN S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S57: Retired from the SHL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52 7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57 4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55 6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53 3x MAN Captain - S47-S49 3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46 1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41 1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41 1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41 1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41 1x WJC Silver Medal - S40 1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unofficial Awards Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49
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