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Come on down to Colorado GMC to check out our newest innovation in the transportation world ... the GM Islander. After years of focusing on regular everyday cars, GM has decided to break into the world of Ultimate Utility Vehicles, Here to tell you more about this amazing new vehicle, from yoooouuurrrrr Colorado Raptors, MAUI
Jingle fades ... Followed by cheers
Maui: Growing up in the island of Hawaii and then in the mountains of Latvia, I know that getting where you need to be can be tricky. Well now, with the GM Islander, all those worries can be a thing of the past. The Islander isn't just a car, but it is also a boat and a vehicle will mountain scaling capabilities. But don't just tale my word for it, come on down and test one out. Available in 20 different colours with a wide range of interiors, the Islander is a car that everybody will love!
Maui || D || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 914 TPE
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL: Colorado Raptors
S41 | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 9 | P: 11 | +/-: 9 | PIM: 70 | H: 76 | S: 12 | SB: 55 | AMG: 20:12
S42 | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 36 | P: 41 | +/-: 13 | PIM: 32 | H: 68 | S: 60 | SB: 77 | AMG: 20:37
S43 | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 24 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 74 | H: 137 | S: 44 | SB: 74 | AMG: 24:07
SHL: Manhattan Rage
S44 | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 10 | P: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 32 | H: 80 | S: 21 | SB: 66 | AMG: 18:56
SHL: Seattle Riot
S45 | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 19 | P: 22 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 32 | H: 65 | S: 37 | SB: 91 | AMG: 22:07
SHL: Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46 | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 81 | H: 146 | S: 62 | SB: 78 | AMG: 23:03
S47 | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 17 | P: 19 | +/-: -23 | PIM: 46 | H: 140 | S: 46 | SB: 86 | AMG: 22:30
S48 | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 32 | P: 39 | +/-: 24 | PIM: 74 | H: 157 | S: 66 | SB: 73 | AMG: 23:35
Career Totals:
SMJHL | GP: 150 | G: 10 | A: 69 | P: 79 | +/-: 20 | PIM: 176 | H: 281 | S: 116 | SB: 206 | AMG: 21:39
SHL | GP: 250 | G: 21 | A: 102 | P: 123 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 265 | H: 588 | S: 233 | SB: 394 | AMG: 22:02
Career Playoffs Statistics:
SMJHL: Colorado Raptors
S41 | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 10 | H: 17 | S: 1 | SB: 12 | AMG: 20:44
S42 | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | H: 6 | S: 4 | SB: 7 | AMG: 24:08
S43 | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 14 | H: 23 | S: 2 | SB: 11 | AMG: 23:45
SHL: Manhattan Rage
S44 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
SHL: Seattle Riot
S45 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
SHL: Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46 | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 14 | H: 13 | S: 12 | SB: 7 | AMG: 23:08
S47 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
S48 | ONGOING
Career Playoff Totals:
[pbl]SMJHL | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 26 | H: 46 | S: 7 | SB: 30 | AMG: 22:52
SHL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 14 | H: 13 | S: 12 | SB: 7 | AMG: 23:08
International Tournaments
Career Round Robin Statistics:
World Juniors: Eastern Europe
S41 | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 10 | H: 14 | S: 5 | SB: 19 | AMG: 18:48
World Juniors: Latvia
S42 | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 16 | H: 20 | S: 13 | SB: 27 | AMG: 23:56
S43 | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 20 | H: 23 | S: 16 | SB: 17 | AMG: 23:08
IIHF: Latvia
S41 | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2 | H: 4 | S: 1 | SB: 4 | AMG: 20:00
S42 | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 4 | H: 16 | S: 3 | SB: 22 | AMG: 19:25
S43 | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 22 | H: 34 | S: 6 | SB: 16 | AMG: 20:19
S44 | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 12 | H: 40 | S: 3 | SB: 17 | AMG: 22:22
S45 | GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 14 | H: 23 | S: 7 | SB: 12 | AMG: 21:26
S46 | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 8 | H: 31 | S: 20 | SB: 11 | AMG: 24:47
Career Round Robin Totals:
World Juniors | GP: 34 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 46 | H: 57 | S: 34 | SB: 63 | AMG: 21:57
IIHF | GP: 62 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 62 | H: 148 | S: 40 | SB: 82 | AMG: 21:23
Career Medal Round Statistics:
World Juniors: Eastern Europe
S41 | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2 | H: 3 | S: 2 | SB: 2 | AMG: 16:58
World Juniors: Latvia
S42 | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | H: 5 | S: 4 | SB: 1 | AMG: 30:02
S43 | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 0 | H: 3 | S: 3 | SB: 3 | AMG: 24:53
IIHF: Latvia
S41 | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 0 | H: 0 | S: 0 | SB: 1 | AMG: 24:08
S42 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
S43 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
S44 | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2 | H: 3 | S: 1 | SB: 2 | AMG: 23:01
S45 | FAILED TO QUALIFY
S46 | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 10 | S: 6 | SB: 3 | AMG: 24:57
[pbl]Career Medal Round Totals:
World Juniors | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | H: 11 | S: 9 | SB: 6 | AMG: 23:58
IIHF | GP: 8 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 6 | H: 13 | S: 7 | SB: 6 | AMG: 24:02
Career Accolades:
S41: Drafted 11th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S41: World Juniors Gold Medalist with Team Eastern Europe
S42: Drafted 5th overall in the SHL Draft by the Manhattan Rage
S42: Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy
S43: Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy
S44: IIHF Silver Medalist with Team Latvia
S45: Traded to the Seattle Riot (now Tampa Bay Barracuda)
S46: IIHF Bronze Medalist with Team Latvia
S48: President's Trophy Winner with Tampa Bay
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Posting Freak
Open to close shot of a plate, with one slice of pizza. Slow zoom/pan up reveals Cedric Robinson and the Buddy's Pizza dining room. Robinson stares intently at the pizza perplexed, almost frustrated. Smash cut--Robinson is scored on by an opposing player. Smash cut back to Robinson, with an increasingly upset expression. Smash cut to Robinson slashing Leshaun King, referee calls penalty. Smash cut back to Robinson, visibly distraught. Smash cut to Robinson, slipping on his skates and falling backwards. Return to Robinson, head in his hands. He looks up at the pizza. After a long shared glance, Robinson picks up the pizza and takes a bite. His expression lifts. Smash cut to a desperate save. He glows, and takes another bite. Smash cut to a shootout stop. Smash cuts of saves and bites alternate until the pizza is gone. Beat. A server walks by. Robinson grabs the server by the arm.
ROBINSON: "Another. ...please."
Buddy's Pizza logo, phone number displays. Jingle plays.
Cedric's Trophy Case
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SHL Hall of Fame
Class of Season 63
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S46 Challenge Cup
12-4-1 | 0.906 SV% | 2.68 GAA
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S48 Challenge Cup
16-4-2 | 0.921 SV% | 2.45 GAA
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2x IIHF Gold (S47, S52)
2x IIHF Silver (S46, S49)
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All-Star Teams
S46 All Rookie Team
2x 2nd Team (S46, S50)
2x 3rd Team (S48, S49)
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SHL Awards
Mike Honcho Award (S50)
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SHL Nominations
Ryan Jesster Nomination (S46)
3x John McBride Nominations (S49, S50, S53)
Anton Razov Nomination (S48)
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SMJHL Career Season Wins
99 (T-1st STHS Era)
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Detroit Falcons Career Season Wins
99 (1st STHS Era)
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Laurifer Trophy - 2 Wins
S43, S44 (as Player)
S44 (as GM)
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S42 WJC Gold (USA)
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Tom Corcoran Trophy - 3 Wins
S42, S44, S45
Nominated S43
Most Tom Corcoran Trophies, Single Career (3)
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Raymond Lindsay Trophy - 1 Win
S44
Nominated S42
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Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Nominated S42
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Ideen Fallah Trophy
Nominated S44
Dee's Trophy Case
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|| Jaxson Reaper || #2 || Left Defense || New England Wolfpack || Yukon Malamutes Alumni || UK/GB || 927 TPE ||
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Name: Jaxson Reaper
Born: Long Island, New York USA (United Kingdom/Great Britain Duel Citizenship)
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 196 lbs
Number: 2
S73 SMJHL Draft: 5th Round, 63rd OA - Yukon Malamutes
S74 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, 30th OA - New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S73 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 08 G | 24 A | 32 P | -20 +/- | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 00 GWG | 118 HIT | 79 BLK | 61 OGR | 67 DGR | 64 GR |
S74 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 06 G | 20 A | 26 P | +14 +/- | 01 PPG | 01 PPA | 03 GWG | 093 HIT | 76 BLK | 59 OGR | 68 DGR | 64 GR |
S75 | Yukon Malamutes | 66 GP | 10 G | 27 A | 37 P | +18 +/- | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | 114 HIT | 92 BLK | 64 OGR | 70 DGR | 68 GR |
TOT | 198 GP | 24 G | 71 A | 95 P | +12 +/- | 5 PPG | 6 PPA | 4 GWG | 325 HIT | 247 BLK | 61 OGR | 68 DGR | 65 GR |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S73 | Yukon Malamutes | 13 GP | 02 G | 02 A | 04 P | -03 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 22 HIT | 12 BLK | 57 OGR | 64 DGR | 62 GR |
S74 | Yukon Malamutes | 11 GP | 01 G | 03 A | 04 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | 13 HIT | 10 BLK | 57 OGR | 69 DGR | 64 GR |
S75 | Yukon Malamutes | 06 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -08 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 09 HIT | 07 BLK | 64 OGR | 62 DGR | 65 GR |
TOT | 30 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 8 P | -11 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 1 GWG | 43 HIT | 29 BLK | 59 OGR | 65 DGR | 63 GR |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S76 | New England Wolfpack | 66 GP | 05 G | 13 A | 18 P | +16 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 41 HIT | 76 BLK | 52 OGR | 64 DGR | 58 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 66 GP | 5 G | 13 A | 18 P | +16 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 41 HIT | 76 BLK | 52 OGR | 64 DGR | 58 GR |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
S00 | New England Wolfpack | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 0 HIT | 0 BLK | 0 OGR | 0 DGR | 0 GR |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S72 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 02 HIT | 03 BLK | 65 OGR | 82 DGR | 72 GR |
S73 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -02 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 03 HIT | 00 BLK | 58 OGR | 48 DGR | 58 GR |
S74 | British Isles | 01 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 01 HIT | 01 BLK | 59 OGR | 42 DGR | 57 GR |
S75 | British Isles | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 0 P | -2 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 6 HIT | 4 BLK | 60 OGR | 57 DGR | 62 GR |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S73 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | -02 +/- | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 01 HIT | 04 BLK | 54 OGR | 53 DGR | 55 GR |
S74 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S75 | Great Britain | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | -00 +/- | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | 00 HIT | 00 BLK | 00 OGR | 00 DGR | 00 GR |
TOT | 3 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -2 +/- | 1 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG | 1 HIT | 4 BLK | 54 OGR | 53 DGR | 55 GR |
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Transactions:
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Awards/Accomplishments:
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|| Vincent Mietitore || #33 || Goalie || Winnipeg Aurora & Edmonton Blizzard Alumni || UK/GB || Retired || Highest TPE Achieved: 927 ||
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Name: Vincent Mietitore
Born: London, England
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 192 lbs
Number: 33
S56 SMJHL Draft: 2nd Round, 15th OA - Anaheim Outlaws
S57 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, 25th OA - Winnipeg Jets
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | Anaheim Outlaws | 36 GP | 2146 MP | 19 W | 13 L | 03 OTL | 00 SO | 1099 SHA | 989 SAV | 110 GA | 0.900 SV% | 3.08 GAA | 68 GR |
S57 | Anaheim Outlaws | 44 GP | 2615 MP | 24 W | 16 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1297 SHA | 1181 SAV | 116 GA | 0.911 SV% | 2.66 GAA | 70 GR |
S58 | Anaheim Outlaws | 49 GP | 2895 MP | 16 W | 29 L | 04 OTL | 04 SO | 1790 SHA | 1638 SAV | 152 GA | 0.915 SV% | 3.15 GAA | 74 GR |
S59 | Anaheim Outlaws | 44 GP | 2629 MP | 18 W | 20 L | 06 OTL | 04 SO | 1522 SHA | 1403 SAV | 119 GA | 0.922 SV% | 2.72 GAA | 78 GR |
TOT | 173 GP | 10285 MP | 77 W | 78 L | 16 OTL | 9 SO | 5708 SHA | 5211 SAV | 497 GA | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | 73 GR |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S56 | Anaheim Outlaws | 07 GP | 425 MP | 03 W | 02 L | 02 OTL | 00 SO | 211 SHA | 191 SAV | 20 GA | 0.905 SV% | 2.82 GAA | 66 GR |
S57 | Anaheim Outlaws | 21 GP | 1278 MP | 13 W | 07 L | 01 OTL | 02 SO | 619 SHA | 559 SAV | 60 GA | 0.903 SV% | 2.82 GAA | 68 GR |
S58 | Anaheim Outlaws | 07 GP | 432 MP | 03 W | 04 L | 00 OTL | 01 SO | 222 SHA | 207 SAV | 15 GA | 0.932 SV% | 2.08 GAA | 77 GR |
S59 | Anaheim Outlaws | 04 GP | 237 MP | 00 W | 04 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 121 SHA | 107 SAV | 14 GA | 0.884 SV% | 3.53 GAA | 60 GR |
TOT | 39 GP | 2372 MP | 19 W | 17 L | 3 OTL | 3 SO | 1173 SHA | 1064 SAV | 109 GA | 0.907 SV% | 2.76 GAA | 68 GR |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S57 | Winnipeg Jets | 11 GP | 0598 MP | 06 W | 03 L | 01 OTL | 02 SO | 0302 SHA | 0275 SAV | 027 GA | 0.911 SV% | 2.71 GAA | 70 GR |
S58 | Winnipeg Aurora | 12 GP | 0629 MP | 05 W | 07 L | 00 OTL | 02 SO | 0336 SHA | 0303 SAV | 033 GA | 0.902 SV% | 3.15 GAA | 65 GR |
S59 | Winnipeg Aurora | 13 GP | 0745 MP | 05 W | 05 L | 01 OTL | 00 SO | 0415 SHA | 0377 SAV | 038 GA | 0.908 SV% | 3.06 GAA | 69 GR |
S60 | Winnipeg Aurora | 28 GP | 1506 MP | 07 W | 14 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1189 SHA | 1094 SAV | 095 GA | 0.920 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR |
S61 | Winnipeg Aurora | 53 GP | 2755 MP | 03 W | 38 L | 04 OTL | 00 SO | 2371 SHA | 2152 SAV | 219 GA | 0.908 SV% | 4.77 GAA | 73 GR |
S62 | Winnipeg Aurora | 40 GP | 1773 MP | 02 W | 22 L | 01 OTL | 00 SO | 1607 SHA | 1461 SAV | 146 GA | 0.909 SV% | 4.94 GAA | 70 GR |
S63 | Winnipeg Aurora | 44 GP | 2152 MP | 09 W | 25 L | 00 OTL | 01 SO | 1738 SHA | 1578 SAV | 160 GA | 0.908 SV% | 4.46 GAA | 71 GR |
S64 | Winnipeg Aurora | 50 GP | 2827 MP | 21 W | 22 L | 05 OTL | 00 SO | 1991 SHA | 1827 SAV | 164 GA | 0.918 SV% | 3.48 GAA | 78 GR |
S65 | Edmonton Blizzard | 33 GP | 1665 MP | 11 W | 15 L | 03 OTL | 01 SO | 1113 SHA | 1011 SAV | 102 GA | 0.908 SV% | 3.67 GAA | 71 GR |
TOT | 284 GP | 14,650 MP | 69 W | 151 L | 18 OTL | 7 SO | 11,062 SHA | 10,078 SAV | 984 GA | 0.911 SV% | 4.03 GAA | 72 GR |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S57 | Winnipeg Jets | DNP |
S58 | Winnipeg Aurora | DNP |
S59 - S63 | Winnipeg Aurora | DNQ |
S64 | Winnipeg Aurora | 04 GP | 183 MP | 00 W | 03 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 155 SHA | 138 SAV | 17 GA | 0.890 SV% | 5.57 GAA | 65 GR |
S65 | Edmonton Blizzard | 01 GP | 0 MP | 00 W | 00 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 002 SHA | 002 SAV | 00 GA | 0.999 SV% | 0.00 GAA | 54 GR |
TOT | 5 GP | 183 MP | 0 W | 0 L | 0 OTL | 0 SO | 157 SHA | 140 SAV | 17 GA | 0.890 SV% | 5.57 GAA | 59 GR |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S57 | British Isles | 04 GP | 239 MP | 02 W | 02 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 98 SHA | 90 SAV | 08 GA | 0.918 SV% | 2.01 GAA | 68 GR |
S58 | British Isles | 06 GP | 365 MP | 04 W | 01 L | 01 OTL | 01 SO | 151 SHA | 138 SAV | 13 GA | 0.914 SV% | 2.14 GAA | 70 GR |
TOT | 10 GP | 604 MP | 06 W | 03 L | 01 OTL | 01 SO | 249 SHA | 228 SAV | 21 GA | 0.916 SV% | 2.09 GAA | 69 GR |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S57 | Great Britain | 02 GP | 120 MP | 01 W | 01 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 48 SHA | 41 SAV | 07 GA | 0.854 SV% | 3.50 GAA | 54 GR |
S58 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 179 MP | 03 W | 00 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 53 SHA | 45 SAV | 08 GA | 0.849 SV% | 2.67 GAA | 51 GR |
S59 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S60 - S61 | Great Britain | DNP |
S62 - S63 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S64 | Great Britain | DNP |
TOT | 5 GP | 299 MP | 04 W | 01 L | 00 OTL | 00 SO | 101 SHA | 86 SAV | 15 GA | 0.851 SV% | 3.01 GAA | 53 GR |
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Transactions:
S56: Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with the Anaheim Outlaws
S57: Signed 3 Year/$9.5M contract with the Winnipeg Aurora
S59: Signed 2 Year/$12M contract with the Winnipeg Aurora
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Awards/Accomplishments:
S57: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S58: British Isles WJC Bronze Medal
S58: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S59: Cedric Robinson Trophy
S60: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S61: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
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|| Vince Reaper || #24 || Left Wing || San Francisco Pride || Halifax Raider Alumni || UK/GB || Retired || Highest TPE Achieved: 1,479 ||
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Name: Vince Reaper
Born: Long Island, New York USA (United Kingdom/Great Britain Duel Citizenship)
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 236 lbs
Number: 24
S42 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted Free Agent - Halifax Raiders
S43 SHL Draft: 3rd Round, 31st OA - San Francisco Pride
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S42 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 08 G | 07 A | 15 P | -16 | 01 PPG | 04 PPA | 01 GWG |
S43 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +17 | 06 PPG | 06 PPA | 05 GWG |
S44 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | +05 | 03 PPG | 11 PPA | 02 GWG |
TOT | 150 GP | 41 G | 49 A | 90 P | +6 +/- | 10 PPG | 21 PPA | 8 GWG |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S42 - S44 | DNQ |
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S45 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 10 G | 10 A | 20 P | -08 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 03 GWG |
S46 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 08 G | 09 A | 17 P | -10 | 02 PPG | 01 PPA | 02 GWG |
S47 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 12 G | 21 A | 33 P | +02 | 04 PPG | 08 PPA | 03 GWG |
S48 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | +08 | 02 PPG | 05 PPA | 02 GWG |
S49 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 16 G | 13 A | 29 P | -22 | 03 PPG | 03 PPA | 02 GWG |
S50 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 22 A | 41 P | +17 | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 05 GWG |
S51 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 17 A | 36 P | -24 | 02 PPG | 05 PPA | 04 GWG |
S52 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 21 G | 19 A | 40 P | +7 | 03 PPG | 05 PPA | 05 GWG |
S53 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 19 G | 17 A | 36 P | -4 | 03 PPG | 02 PPA | ? GWG |
S54 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | +1 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | ? GWG |
S55 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 14 G | 21 A | 35 P | -20 | 03 PPG | 07 PPA | ? GWG |
S56 | San Francisco Pride | 50 GP | 13 G | 09 A | 22 P | -58 | 02 PPG | 03 PPA | ? GWG |
TOT | 600 GP | 180 G | 189 A | 369 P | -111 +/- | 27 PPG | 44 PPA | 26* GWG |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S45 - S46 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S47 | San Francisco Pride | 05 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | -02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S48 | San Francisco Pride | 06 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S49 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S50 | San Francisco Pride | 04 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S51 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
S52 | San Francisco Pride | 19 GP | 04 G | 06 A | 10 P | -08 | 00 PPG | 02 PPA | 00 GWG |
S53 - S56 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ |
TOT | 34 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | -8 +/- | 0 PPG | 2 PPA | 0 GWG |
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IIHF WJC Medal Round Stats:
S42 | British Isles | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +01 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S43 | British Isles | 02 GP | 00 G | 02 A | 02 P | +02 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Bronze
S44 | British Isles | 01 GP | 01 G | 00 A | 01 P | -03 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
TOT | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +0 +/- | 0 PPG | 0 PPA | 0 GWG |
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IIHF Medal Round Stats:
S43 - S44 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S45 | Great Britain | 01 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG |
S46 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 03 G | 01 A | 04 P | +05 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S47 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 02 G | 01 A | 03 P | -01 | 01 PPG | 01 PPA | 01 GWG | Gold
S48 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S49 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 01 G | 01 A | 02 P | +01 | 01 PPG | 00 PPA | 01 GWG | Silver
S50 - S51 | Great Britain | DNQ |
S52 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Gold
S53 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 00 G | 01 A | 01 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Bronze
S54 | Great Britain | 03 GP | 01 G | 02 A | 03 P | +00 | 00 PPG | 00 PPA | 00 GWG | Silver
S55 | Great Britain | DNP |
TOT | 19 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | +5 +/- | 2 PPG | 1 PPA | 2 GWG |
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Transactions:
S42: Signed 1 Year/$3M contract with the Halifax Raiders
S43: Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S44: Signed 1 Year/$3M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S45: Signed 3 year/$9M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S48: Signed 3 year/$12M contract with the San Francisco Pride
S50: Signed 69 year/$420M contract with the San Francisco Pride [/pbl]
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Awards/Accomplishments:
S42: British Isles WJC Silver Medal
S43: British Isles WJC Bronze Medal
S44: Halifax Raiders Alternate Captain
S45: First Career SHL Goal - Game 100 - San Francisco Pride vs Buffalo Stampede
S46: First Hat Trick - IIHF Semi Finals - Great Britain vs Sweden
S46: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
S47: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S48: First SHL Hat Trick - Game 24 - Los Angeles Panthers vs San Francisco Pride
S49: San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain (Away)
S49: First SHL Fight - Game 91 - Vince Reaper vs Artemi Berezin (Draw)
S49: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal [/pbl]
S50: San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain (Home)
S52: Great Britain IIHF Gold Medal
S53: Great Britain IIHF Bronze Medal
S54: Great Britain IIHF Silver Medal
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Steelhead77 Registered
S27, S29, S32, S40, S42 Challenge Cup Champion & Parm King
Chicken Parm Saves Lives.
Man walks into a restaurant claiming he is extremely hungry and angry, his eyes are wide and he has a wild look in them, one of rage, confusion, hunger and desire. It's a scary look as he peers around the restaurant.. He proclaims if he doesn't eat something immediately he is going to kill someone... People quickly run up offering him their meals, hamburgers, fries, sandwiches, salads, onion rings, whatever they have on their plates... The man slaps all the plates to the ground, he yells This is not good enough I want real food, there's only one thing that can keep me from killing everyone in this room... Chicken Parm, I want Chicken Parm!!! Just then a young fat boy emerges from the corner, holding a plate with a piping hot chicken parm sandwich on it and says "Hey Mr. I have a chicken parm, you can have it if you want" With a tear in his eye the man waves him over, he takes half the parm and bites into it, immediately his mood changes, a rainbow emerges outside and everyone begins to cheer. He puts his arm around the boy and says thank you son. They cheers the two halves of parm and walk to a booth together. The commercial fades out and large letters come across the screen... CHICKEN PARM - IT SAVES LIVES. -the end
---> ParmBorg Highlights <---
Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+
Name: Esa Parmborg
Age: 18
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350 lbs
Number: 77
Born: Hella, Iceland
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Transactions:
Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL
Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL
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Awards & Achievements:
S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons
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SHL Statistics:
S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70
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SMJHL Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76
S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111
S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147
S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116
TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450
[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Age: 40
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 255 lbs
Number: 10
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126
S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162
S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115
S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137
S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128
S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123
S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118
S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187
S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143
S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224
S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201
S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205
S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208
S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207
S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164
S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198
S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232
S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239
S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205
S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135
S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200
S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154
S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153
S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162
S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156
S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168
S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155
S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68
S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73
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Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Transactions:
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Awards & Accomplishments:
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Lost my sig, Work in progress.....
#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45
Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6
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Seasons: 27
Playoffs: 25
Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50)
Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50)
President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49)
Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49)
Lance Uppercut Award: S36
Joe McKeil Award: S26
Joe McKeil Award: S30
Joe McKeil Award: S33
Joe McKeil Award: S39
1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups!
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Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543)
S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL (+7)
S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL (+31)
S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0)
S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12)
S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14)
S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13)
S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23)
S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17)
S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24)
S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24)
S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29)
S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30)
S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9)
S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18)
S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43)
S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47)
S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14)
S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34)
S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4)
S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30)
S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL (+55)
S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+44)
S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+28)
S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13)
S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+16)
S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+14)
S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL (-7)
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Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23
Seasons: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23)
President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
GM of The Year: S23
more to follow.....
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Certified Swiss Cheese
09-25-2018, 01:08 AM
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Pan down to a man with his head in his hands, alone on the visitor bench in an smjhl arena. People yelling profanities, "you suck!", "Fucking sieve", "looks like you dropped an A from your jersey!". Reveal the man is Aleister Cain, wearing scarecrow gear but with goalie mask to his side. Drown sound out to a deafening blur, Aleister Cain looks out in anguish at this ice. The rink is empty, looks like it must be intermission or something, but the stands are full of hecklers, all focused on him from every seat in the arena. He reaches down beneath the bench and pulls out headphones and puts them on. The roar of the angry crowd is instantly drowned out, and only classical music can be heard. The anguish fades from Cain's face and he looks calm. Fade to Black. Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones: When the haters get too loud, tune them out.
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
09-25-2018, 07:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-25-2018, 07:08 AM by ArGarBarGar .)
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Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread
Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)
Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
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Hi. I'm Walter Hobbs, starting Goalie for the Texas Renegades. There has been a lot of talk about Hybrid Cars lately.People will tell you they are environmentally friendly. They are green and better for the planet. I'm here to ask you, how is it better, the batteries that run the car will eventually need to be changed and where do those acid filled batteries go? Back into the soil.
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S40 Challenge Cup Champion
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Louie Garrett || RW || Texas Renegades || USA || 1715 TPE
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SHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP: 550, G: 253, A: 298, P: 551, +/-: 66, PIMS: 120, H: 514, SB: 161
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SHL Total Playoff Statistics:
GP: 68, G: 27, A: 42, P: 69, +/-: 15, PIMS: 13, H: 37, SB: 17
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SMJHL Total Regular Season Statistics:
GP: 150, G: 48, A: 43, P: 91, +/-: 5, PIMS: 57, H: 118, SB: 24
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SMJHL Total Playoff Statistics:
GP: 31, G: 14, A: 17, P: 31, +/-: 1, PIMS: 10, H: 23, SB: 4
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3 time Four Star Cup Champion S40-S42
S43 Jesster Trophy Nominee Winner
Scored my first SHL goal in just my second SHL game.
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Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Professional hockey is a demanding sport, and Charlie Schieck works hard to be at the top of his game, but when Charlie wants to treat himself he goes to Poutine Centrale.
“That’s right, I
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Mention this ad when you order, and receive two4one poutine on your next visit. Come on down to Poutine Centrale, and you can dine like your Montreal Militia
Poutine Centrale is the official poutine of the SMJHL and Montreal Militia
Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
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- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
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- Aidan Richan Award (S65)
Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired
Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM
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Just take it from promising San Francisco Pride prospect, Jeff Brogen.
“Hi Everyone, I’m Jeff Brogen, and housing can be expensive. Take it from me, that Bart’s Box Bargain Bin is all that you’ll be able to afford. Just look at me. Since moving in with my randomly assigned roommate, I’ve been able to buy my own clothes, instead of pawing through the lost and found at the hockey rinks I’ve been playing at”
Cut to awkward shot of Jeff with thumbs up
That’s right folks, even your favourite players for the Pride are just going bonkers over Bart’s Box Bargain Bin. Call now for your chance to win a meet and greet dinner with Jeff, on your expense of course
Faded shout from Jeff “Please feed me”
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Hi, it's your favourite 2nd line SMJHL center Carlo Russo. Ever since moving to North America, I have noticed that there are lots of great things here that I didn't have back in Italy. Obviously hockey is better, but so are things like the fans and television. But do you want to know one thing that isn't better? The Italian food! One thing I hate is that there is no authentic Italian restaurants, so should I said there wasn't. Introducing Russo's Itallerina. Featuring the finest of fine Italy cuisine. All my ingredients are imported straight from Italy and then prepared by my team of chefs who all have a background in Italian food. Don't forget that every Saturday is fan appreciation day! Show up wearing your Whalers jersey to receive 25% off your whole meal! It's a deal you don't want to miss, so come on down to Russo's Itallerina.
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Heath Nicol - RD - Maine Timber - 250 TPE
Age: 17
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215lbs
Number: 29
Born: Adelaide, Australia
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S66 Signed with Vancouver Whalers for Remainder of S66
S67 Drafted 4th Round 49th Overall by Maine Timber
S67 Signed SMJHL ELC with Maine Timber
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Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF |
Age: 37
Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland
Height: 6'1
Weight: 200
Number: 3
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SHL Career Stastics
GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 |
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SMJHL Career Statistics
GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 |
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IIHF Career Statistics
GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 |
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Achievements
Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft
S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights
S42 SHL All-Rookie Team
1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46)
1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49)
1x 1st Team Allstar (S49)
2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48)
5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46)
1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47)
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48)
1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48)
Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63)
Noel Blanchet | #77 | C | Winnipeg Aurora | Colorado Raptors | S58 |
Age: 30
Birthplace: Lyon, France
Height: 6'3
Weight: 215
Number: 77
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SMJHL Career Stastics
S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 |
S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 |
S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 |
S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 |
SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 |
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SHL Career Statistics
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 |
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 |
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 |
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 |
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 |
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 |
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 |
S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 |
S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 |
S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 |
S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 |
S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 |
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 |
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Achievements
Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57)
Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58)
Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60)
Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60)
Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66
S66 Ron Mexico Nominee
S66 3rd Team All-Star
S67 Ron Mexico Nominee
S67 2nd Team All-Star
S72 Challenge Cup Champion]
Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74
Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76
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