Maxy
Quote: Originally posted by Wasty @Jun 14 2016, 09:17 PM
I wish we would have another Abe Lincoln, someone who ran with a member of the opposite party as his vice. That would be the only way to unite, besides having a third party come in. Unfortunately, money talks in America and we likely won't see a third party swoop in.
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Quote: Originally posted by Wasty @Jun 14 2016, 07:17 PM
If I had to describe Zachary Taylor as a beer, it'd be Natty Ice: has a great rep for trashing people, but once you start drinking, you understand it's way worse than the legends.
Same thing with Trump, I'd go Miller 64: watered down, not really a beer, but technically is because it's with the right brand. Silent majority agrees it's awesome, but no one wants it to be the only thing on tap.
Wasty
Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 09:19 PM
It's legal to buy cows to feed to yourself.
Maxy
Quote: Originally posted by WannabeFinn @Jun 14 2016, 08:18 PM
SOME. Not all including one of the most popular forms of pets, Cats. So since by Deeners logic it doesnt have a conscience therefore its okay to kill it.
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Quote: Originally posted by Shutout @Jun 14 2016, 07:20 PM
Sanders - Bush 2016 would break the internet IMO
Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 05:19 PM
Because that's nature , a snake needs rats to survive. We've put them in cages so we need to care for them. Much like a lion needs meat from other animals to survive. Should we jail lions?
A woman does not need to have a baby to survive and an abortion does nothing but stop a fetus before its formed into a conciense life form
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Mac
Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 10:19 PM
Are you vegetarian?
Maxy
Quote: Originally posted by Shutout @Jun 14 2016, 08:21 PM
To my knowledge cows dont have a conscience, theyre fair game.
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Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 09:23 PM
Your moms vagina doesn't have a conscience... can I eat that?
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Just for fun, Sanders is Shiner: local brew that gained popularity in small circles, then, with the right funding, became a more popular national drink. Not meant for everyone.
Bush is Budweiser: family roots so it's presumed to be the best beer, but might not actually be the best crafted out there in a field of many. Too much ad time for a moderate beer at best.
Quote: Originally posted by Jon Snow @Jun 14 2016, 09:23 PM
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
Wasty
Quote: Originally posted by mpc @Jun 14 2016, 05:20 PM
I don't even drink or drink beer so I can't even tell you what those two beers are but I'll try to juxtapose it to speak ill know.
Zachery Taylor like getting a eighth of oregano thinking it was weed.
Donald trump like getting a eighth of flaming dog shit thinking it was weed
#40 Niclas Wastlund - W - VANCOUVER WHALERS NICLAS WASTLUND | HOF GM (LAP) - 1080 - 800 -178 Name: Niclas Wastlund Age: 61 Height: 6'7" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 77 Birthplace: Hudiksvall, Sweden Birthday: July 16th ------------------------------------------------------------ EEL Career Statistics S1 STHLM: GP: 60 || G: 4 || A: 20 || P: 24 || +/-: 13 || PIMS: 112 || H: 133 || SB: 100 ------------------------------------------------------------ NWJHL Career Statistics S7 VAN: GP: 38 || G: 5 || A: 22 || P: 27 || +/-: 18 || PIMS: 22 || H: 63 || SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S8 MIN: GP: 45 || G: 2 || A: 15 || P: 17 || +/-: 10 || PIMS: 81 || H: 54 || SB: 38 || TA: 23 S9 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 24|| P: 33 || +/-: 17 || PIMS: 95 || H: 116 || SB: 37 || TA: 60 S10 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 33 || P: 58 || +/-: 25 || PIMS: 62 || H: 136 || SB: 44 || TA: 38 S11 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 27 || P: 56 || +/-: 48 || PIMS: 31 || H: 194 || SB: 52 || TA: 41 S12 MIN: GP: 27 || G: 4 || A: 19 || P: 23 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 31 || H: 60 || SB: 20 || TA: 00 S13 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 33 || P: 40 || +/-: 11 || PIMS: 57 || H: 91 || SB: 67 || TA: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics S8 MIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 18 || H: 7 || SB: 14 || TA: 5 S9 MIN: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || PIMS: 2 || H: 16 || SB: 6 || TA: 6 S10 MIN: GP: 21 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 10 || H: 69 || SB: 14 || TA: 22 S11 MIN: GP: 11 || G: 5 || A: 3 || P: 8 || +/-: -8 || PIMS: 8 || H: 46 || SB: 12 || TA: 9 S12 MIN: GP: 15 || G: 1 || A: 13 || P: 14 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 16 || H: 32 || SB: 9 || TA: NA S13 MIN: GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 8 || P: 10 || +/-: 0 || PIMS: 2 || H: 22 || SB: 20 || TA: NA ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL General Manager Record S15 LAP: W: 20 || L: 24 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 46 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S16 LAP: W: 33 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST in 1st Round to EDM S17 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 63 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS S18 LAP: W: 25 || L: 23 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S19 LAP: W: 27 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 60 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to SEA S20 LAP: W: 26 || L: 15 || OTL: 9 || PTS: 61 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to TEX S21 LAP: W: 26 || L: 19 || OTL: 7 || PTS: 59 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX S22 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 72 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to MAN S23 LAP: W: 30 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 64 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to SEA S24 LAP: W: 31 || L: 12 || OTL: 9 || PTS: 71 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to HAM S25 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S26 LAP: W: 26 || L: 22 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S27 LAP: W: 26 || L: 20 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S28 LAP: W: 26 || L: 17 || OTL: 7 || PTS: 59 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S29 LAP: W: 16 || L: 31 || OTL: 3 || PTS: 35 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S30 LAP: W: 22 || L: 25 || OTL: 3 || PTS: 47 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S31 LAP: W: 27 || L: 22 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S32 LAP: W: 38 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 78 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to CAL S33 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 63 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to CAL S34 LAP: W: 30 || L: 12 || OTL: 8 || PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX S35 LAP: W: 28 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 60 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 1st Round to POR S36 LAP: W: 24 || L: 22 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S37 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S38 LAP: W: 20 || L: 26 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 44 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S39 LAP: W: 25 || L: 19 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to MIN S40 LAP: W: 25 || L: 18 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 57 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S41 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 70 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to WKP S42 LAP: W: 28 || L: 22 || OTL: 0 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM S43 LAP: W: 28 || L: 20 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 58 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to WPG S44 LAP: W: 30 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 64 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST 1st Round to WPG S45 LAP: W: 24 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM S46 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - 2nd in Southwest - S47 LAP: W: 20 || L: 25 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 45 || RESULT: 7th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S48 LAP: W: 20 || L: 29 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 41 || RESULT: 8th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S49 LAP: W: 21 || L: 19 || OTL: 10 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to EDM S50 LAP: W: 26 || L: 23 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 53 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to CAL S51 LAP: W: 21 || L: 25 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 46 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Western Conference Finals to EDM S52 LAP: W: 25 || L: 21 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST - S53 LAP: W: 00 || L: 00 || OTL: 0 || PTS: 00 || RESULT: ??? WEST - Total Record: W: 991 || L: 743 || OTL: 170 || TOTAL: 1,904 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 11th overall by Stockholm in the S1 EEL Draft Drafted 7th Overall by Vancouver in EEL Supplemental Draft Drafted 4th Overall by Minnesota in the S8 SHL Draft -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Named S1 Stampede Team Captain Season 1 EEL All-Star Selection Named S7 Vancouver Alternate Captain S7 Raymond Lindsay Award Winner (Fan voted League MVP) Season 7 NWJHL All-Star Selection - 1st Overall in Fantasy Draft 1st Defenseman Taken in the S8 Draft GM of Team Sweden at the S8 WJC Team Sweden - Gold Medal Winner S8 WJC S8 SHL All-Star S9 SHL All-Star S10 SHL All-Star - Voted #2 Starting D S11 SHL All-Star - Voted #1 Starting D S13 SHL All-Star S9 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S10 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S11 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S12 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain Team Sweden - S10 Olympic Team Captain S10 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs S12 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs S10 Stevens Trophy Runner-Up Vancouver Whalers' Top D-Man Trophy named "Niclas Wastlund Trophy" ** Suspended for 25 games in S12. League Record for Best Plus/Minus in S11 for +48 Hired as Los Angeles Panthers GM - S15 Won Western Conference Title - S16 S17 Challenge Cup Champion - GM LA Panthers S17 JJ Krever Award Winner (Top GM) S22 Clarence Campbell Trophy Winner S23 President's Trophy Award Winner S24 President's Trophy Award Winner S32 President's Trophy Award Winner S32 Lance Uppercut Trophy Award Winner (Top GM) S32 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S34 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S42 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S43 Game 331 - 4-1 WIN v.s Toronto North Stars - 778th Win - 1st to hit this mark - Most Wins as a GM in SHL History -------------------------------------------------- Contract: Signed 3yr/10.5M Contract in S8 with NTC. Signed 5yr/18M Contract Extension in S10 with NTC Retired S13 Retired as LA Panthers GM After the S55 Season
Maxy
Quote: Originally posted by Shutout @Jun 14 2016, 08:24 PM
That is between you and her my friend.
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