Player Name: Marcel Pühringer.
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87126
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: One that maximizes my archetype
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because I like your color scheme
Do you know anyone on the site?: Yes a lot.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: yes of course
Who is your favourite NHL team?: None, hopefully when we get one here that team.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No.Maybe.IDunno.
Tell me a joke!: No.
Player Name: Maximilian Egger Player Position: Defenseman Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87345 Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4 What sort of player are you looking to build?: Fast, puck moving d-man. Able to enter the zone with ease. Why should Vancouver draft you?: Do you know anyone on the site?: I know a bunch of people that are from PBE and NSFL Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes Who is your favourite NHL team?: Islanders FeelsBadMan Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No Tell me a joke!: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Player Name: Marco Raanteli
Player Position: Defenseman
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87258
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5 for sure!
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Strong on defense with the capability to get some decent assist numbers.
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Idk haha my build is "Edleresque"
Do you know anyone on the site?: Not yet!
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yup always on there the way it is!
Who is your favourite NHL team?: NJ Devils!
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Naaaaaah
Tell me a joke!: My EASHL record...
Player Name: Alex Winters Player Position: RW Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87409 Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4 What sort of player are you looking to build?: Backstrom as a winger Why should Vancouver draft you?: I'll be an active player that contributes, improves and wants to learn from the site Do you know anyone on the site?: Not in real life Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?:yes Who is your favourite NHL team?: Detroit Red Wings Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No Tell me a joke!: What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbeldon? Tennish
Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters S45 Jesster Trophy Winner Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52
Player Name: Pierre Laroche-Durocher
Player Position: D
Link to Player Page: There you go
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): Right now 5, might drop to 3 certain periods of time throughout the school year tho
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Sturdy stay-at-home defenseman
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because I'll keep the rest of the sniping/playmaking/offensive D clones of the draft far away from our net
Do you know anyone on the site?: No
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Habs
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Is a square a rectangle?
Tell me a joke!: Sure!
Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal and Albert Einstein are playing hide-and-seek in the park.
Einstein is counting, so Pascal hides behind a tree. Newton goes to the sandbox, traces a 1m x 1m square on the ground and sits in it.
Einstein gets to 10, and obviously sees Newton right away.
"Newton, what the hell man? I found you", he says.
"No", answers Newton. "You found a Newton over a square meter: you found a Pascal. I win."
Player Name: Mason Hudson Player Position: LW Link to Player Page: In sig Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): probably a 4 What sort of player are you looking to build?: sniper who can get back on D Why should Vancouver draft you?: i have a lot of money in the bank and a lot of SHL experience (15ish seasons) Do you know anyone on the site?: i know all of the older guys Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: yessir Who is your favourite NHL team?: leafs Is a hotdog a sandwich?: by definition, yes Tell me a joke!: so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats up with airline food
Player Name: Vital Kravtsov
Player Position: C
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87401
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4-5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Like Bäckström
Why should Vancouver draft you?: You'll need some VITAL faceoff-wins in the final minutes!
Do you know anyone on the site?: I've started to get to know some people, but not from before.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Sure
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Let's go Rangers!
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No, not really?
Tell me a joke!: Observe answer number 6.
Player Name: Dank Boija Player Position: Right Winger Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87394 Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5 What sort of player are you looking to build?: Player that will be horror to defense by taking a lot of hits and never falling down! Why should Vancouver draft you?: I think i would be excellent pick for any team right now! Do you know anyone on the site?: I know Mayuu (Player Name Hippo Passamus) Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes Who is your favourite NHL team?: Vegas or Toronto Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No Tell me a joke!: How to get blonde laughing at saturday? tell the joke wendesday
Player Name: Ryan Mason Player Position: RW Link to Player Page: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=87283 Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4-1/2 What sort of player are you looking to build?:Something similar to a Shane Doan type power forward Why should Vancouver draft you?: I am a guy that is going to be active on here as well as the discord and will do whatever management suggests I need to do to bring home a championship Do you know anyone on the site?: Not real well, just the folks I've met since I've been here Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: I actually prefer it. Who is your favourite NHL team?: The Detroit Red Wings Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Absolutely not. Only one piece of bread and it doesn't correlate to an open face sandwhich Tell me a joke!: A talking weasel walks into a bar. The bartender is amazed. He says "wow, I've never seen a talking weasel before, it's an honor to meet you, what can I get you to drink" "Pop goes the weasel" (probably going to make more sense to midwesterners)
Player Name: Mr. Faceoffs
Player Position: Centre
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87400
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Two way centre based on puck possession
Why should Vancouver draft you?: because i'm sexy.
Do you know anyone on the site?: No.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes.
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Montreal Canadiens
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: This question is too complicated for me.
Tell me a joke!: I have a knock knock joke but you have to start it.
Player Name: Cedric Robinson
Player Position: G
Link to Player Page: Player page
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): I anticipate a 4, but this is my first SHL experience so I can't say with certainty. I expect to be no less than a 3.
What sort of player are you looking to build?: A Brodeur/Thomas style modern stand-up goaltender.
Why should Vancouver draft you?: From the Vancouver player forum, it looks like you only have one goaltender right now. My size and style would provide a contrasting option off the bench and at backup, and fill an organizational need for more help out back.
Do you know anyone on the site?: Not personally
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Very.
Who is your favourite NHL team?: St. Louis Blues
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No. Sandwiches have two discrete "pieces" of bread or bread surrogate surrounding a filling. Oreos are sandwiches, subs are not sandwiches.
Tell me a joke!: What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? One's a rusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
Player Name: Nicholas Williams Player Position: Left Wing Link to Player Page:Nicholas Williams Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4.5 What sort of player are you looking to build?: Two Way forward with Speed, think Dylan Larkin Why should Vancouver draft you?: I'm a great teammate and play a 200ft game. Do you know anyone on the site?: Nope, but hopefully that changes soon. Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Discord is fine. Who is your favourite NHL team?: Detroit Red Wings Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No. (technically yes.) Tell me a joke!: Whats a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
Player Name: Kiko Rytmeyr Player Position: Left D Link to Player Page: Player page Backstory
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day):
4/5
What sort of player are you looking to build?:
Offensive defender with tons of upside. Modeled after EK and PK Subban.
Why should Vancouver draft you?:
I'm looking to be active and am super excite to start.
I can be on regularly and will be able to maximize my TP gains each week.
Do you know anyone on the site?:
No, but I'm looking to meet some new people.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?:
Absolutely. I prefer it.
Who is your favourite NHL team?:
Ottawa Senators
Is a hotdog a sandwich?:
Anything is a sandwich if you're creative enough.
Player Name: Sulak O'Hritea
Player Position: RW
Link to Player Page: Check Sig
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Grinder that fights
Why should Vancouver draft you?: What's the opportunity cost that you don't draft me?
Do you know anyone on the site?: I'd hope so, being a recreate and all
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Fuck yeah bud
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Edmonton Oilers
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Why not
Tell me a joke!:
Seattle Riot
Player Name: Vladislav Konstantin
Player Position: RW
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...pid2459499
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Fast sharpshooter
Why should Vancouver draft you?: I work hard and im very friendly
Do you know anyone on the site?: ya lots of folks
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: oilers
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: what the fuck
Tell me a joke!: the kelowna knights