Season 46 SHL Point Shares

Link to Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing
****This took hours of work so PLEASE give me a good bonus, not some bullshit like 500K that i could word vomit in 10 minutes****

Well, this is going to be a lot less interesting than I thought it would be in light of @aaronwilson's admittedly far more intriguing and valuable analysis where he pulled shots for, shots against, giveaway, takeaway, and more data from the play by plays, which has been something I've been super intrigued in for a while and thought was a virtual impossibility. That data is fucking huge for evaluating player performance and he deserves to be paid ridiculously, especially if he can provide the tool for use each season. However, I gotta pay the bills for training and equipment so I'm still going to share this wonderful analysis with the league... I was able to calculate offensive and defensive point shares for every player in the SHL using the same method as Hockey Reference, probably the best site for NHL statistics so check it out. Anyways, there are two different metrics calculated here - Offensive Point Shares and Defensive Point Shares.

So now you may be asking what exactly a point share is. Point shares are essentially how many points in the standings a player contributed to his or her team through their play, further broken down into offensive and defensive point shares to account for different aspects of play. While it is far from a perfect estimation of player performance, it provides more context into the statistics made available to us in the SHL Index and thus becomes another tool to evaluate player performance and to compare players to each other. These statistics are also dependent on team performance, enabling us to better contextualize the value a player added over the course of a season. The higher a player's point share value, the more effective they played. Point shares can also be negative, meaning a player actually cost his or her team points.

How to Calculate Offensive Point Shares
Offensive Point Shares are much easier to calculate than Defensive Point Shares. Overall, it comes down to a player's marginal goals divided by marginal goals per point scored. But that probably means next to nothing to you. What the fuck is a marginal goal and what the fuck is a marginal goal per point scored? Yeah, it's confusing. So let's break this down...

Offensive Point Shares = (Marginal Goals) / (Marginal Goals Per Point Scored)

Marginal Goals Per Point Scored
Marginal Goals Per Point Scored is a league-wide statistic that is the same throughout the entire league. It is used to help narrow down exactly how many points in the standing a marginal goal is worth... Stick with me because marginal goals are coming. Marginal goals are a player-based statistic. So, to calculated marginal goals per point scored:

Marginal Goals Per Point Scored = (League Goals) / (League Points in Standings)

So a bit more clear, yeah? Or no. Either way... here is how it was calculated for the SHL in Season 46. I had to add up each team's goals scored to get league goals and add up each team's point in the standings to get league points. Simple. So... we get this:

2483 Goals / 880 Points = 2.82 Marginal Goals Per Point Scored

Marginal Goals
Now we're on marginal goals. This is calculated for each player. The formula for marginal goals is:

Marginal Goals = (Goals Created) – (7/12)*(Time on Ice)*((Goals Created by Skaters) / (Time on Ice for Skaters))

So this is confusing as hell, right? It essentially helps to normalize goals created by players by factoring in playing time and comparing all this information to the rest of the league. Anyways, first let’s take a look at goals created. It’s actually pretty simple. And now that we have primary and secondary assist numbers, this could actually be refined a bit further to give some more weight primary assists and less to secondary assists. Anyways, goals created is calculated as follows:

Goals Created = (Goals Scored + Assists*0.5)*(Team Goals / (Team Goals + Team Assists*0.5))

There we have it. This required me to allocate the team statistics as well. Let’s take a look at an example of Poopity Scoop because why not feature my player in my article? And besides, he’s a fucking stud. So, let’s take a look at the information needed:

• Goals Scored: 4
  
• Assists: 31
  
• Team Goals: 184
  
• Team Assists: 321

Now, we have everything. Time for some chug and plug.

(4 + 31*0.5)*(184 / (184 + 321*0.5)) = 10.42 Goals Created

So now, let’s get back to marginal goals. For a refresher, the formula is the following:

Marginal Goals = (Goals Created) – (7/12)*(Time on Ice)*((Goals Created by Skaters) / (Time on Ice for Skaters))

We now have goals created. Now we need Time on Ice, Goals Created by Skaters, and Time on Ice for Skaters. We can get this information from the spreadsheet so now we have this, which has all the necessary information to figure out Poopity Scoop’s Marginal Goals:

Goals Created: 10.42
Time on Ice: 1218 mins
Goals Created By Skaters: 2456.44
Time on Ice for Skaters: 238,118 mins

Marginal Goals = (10.42) – (7/12)*(1218)*((2456.44) / (238118)) = 3.133

And now that we have Poopity Scoop’s marginal goals, we can easily find out his offensive point shares. See the calculation below:

Offensive Point Shares = (Marginal Goals) / (Marginal Goals Per Point Scored)

3.133 Marginal Goals / 2.82 Marginal Goals Per Point = 1.11 Offensive Point Shares

And there you have it. Offensive Point Shares were calculated in the same way for each player. Essentially, Offensive Point Shares are an attempt to better contextualize a player’s offensive output in relation to both the performance of the league as a whole and his or her team.

How to Calculate Defensive Point Shares
I hope you didn’t think Offensive Point Shares were confusing or difficult. If so, you’re really in for something here because Defensive Point Shares are even more complicated. However, you will see what they boil down to is quite similar, the difference being Offensive Point Shares involve marginal goals for while Defensive Point Shares involve marginal goals against. Thus, the formula for Defensive Point Shares can be seen below:

Defensive Point Shares = (Marginal Goals Against) / (Marginal Goals Per Point Scored)

So there you have it. Marginal Goals Against, though. This is a fucking bitch and a half to calculate but let me show you because why the fuck not. I need cash and maybe one or two of you people will be interested in this and appreciate just how annoying it was to calculate it.

Marginal Goals Against
So, let’s look at the formula for marginal goals against. Now you get to see that all this bitching from me is justified, maybe even understating just how annoying this is. Then again, did I build something to parse through all the play by plays? Nahhh so maybe I should just shut up and take my money for doing something far less useful.

Marginal Goals Against = (Proportion of Team Time on Ice) * (Proportion of team marginal goals against assigned to skaters) * (Position Adjustment) * (Team marginal goals against) + (Plus/Minus Adjustment)

Yeah. What in the actual fuck. So let’s break this down slowly and carefully. Let’s start with Proportion of Team Time on Ice. This one is simple enough.

Proportion of Team Time on Ice = (Time on Ice) / (Sum of Team Time on Ice for All Skaters)

Let’s continue doing this for Poopity Scoop. So the information we can easily get from the index is his Time on Ice. To get the sum of team time on ice for skaters, we just sum all the time on ices for skaters on the team. Carefully note that doing this required me to take extra care of those players who were on multiple teams in a season. For both Offensive Point Shares and Defensive Point Shares, there were different calculations for their point share values on their different teams, which were then summer together. Anyways, for Poopity Scoop, we have the following:

Time on Ice: 1218 Mins
Sum of Team Time on Ice for Skaters: 14,957 Mins

Proportion of Team Time on Ice = 1218 / 14,957 = 0.0814

So there we have it, nice. We’re like 5% of the way there to calculating Defensive Point Shares. Yeah, I calculated that number exactly also. I promise. Now for the “proportion of team marginal goals against assigned to skaters”. Yeah. Say that ten times fast. Fucking broken tongue shit right there. Anyways, this is calculated for each team rather than for each player. I’ll show you the formula below:

Proportion of Team Marginal Goals Against Assigned to Skaters = (7-2*((Team Shots Against) / (League Team Shots Against Average))) / 7

So… let’s continue with Poopity Scoop and calculate this bitch of a statistic for the Minnesota Chiefs. The shots against totals were supposed to be shots against per minute but I wanted to simplify this a bit because, realistically, the margin of error is quite small that will only be slightly impacted by the number of OT games played by a team… which still will not be exact unless I go into the box scores to find out exactly how many minutes each OT game lasted. Yeah, no thanks.

Team Shots Against: 1614
League Team Shots Against Average: 1578.8125

So now, we can calculation our Proportion of Team Marginal Goals Against Assigned to Skaters for the Chiefs.

(7-2*((1614) / (1578.8125))) / 7
0.7079 = Proportion of Team Marginal Goals Against Assigned to Skaters

We’re slowly getting there. Slowly. Maybe take a lunch break now and come back because we got some more annoying math coming up for you. And it will take plenty of brain power, maybe even grab your thinking caps before coming back.

Okay, you’re back? Good. Hope your lunch was delicious because we got some work to do. We’re now on Team Marginal Goals Against. Here is a formula:

Team Marginal Goals Against = (1 + (7/12)) * (Team Games) * (League Goals Per Game) - (Team Goals Against)

We’re going to calculate this for the Chiefs again. Here’s the variables that we need to figure this Team Marginal Goals Against out.

Team Games: 50
League Goals Per Game: 3.1
Team Goals Against: 165

Annnnnd we can do some maths again! Here we gooooooo:

Team Marginal Goals Against = (1 + (7/12)) * (50) * (3.1) - (165) = 80.417

Next up we got Plus/Minus Adjustment. This one is a real doozy and it’s done for each player, with separate calculations for defense or offense within each team just to complicate the hell out of things. It’s essentially done to give a relative plus/minus rating as this point share thing is all about normalizing statistics relative to a player’s team and position as much as possible to come up with some sort of approximation. Here is our formula:

Plus/Minus Adjustment = (1/7) * (Position Adjustment) * ((Plus/Minus) – (Time on Ice) * ((Team Plus/Minus for Position) / (Team Time on Ice for Position)))

Wow. Anyways, you’ll see something interesting – the position adjustment. This is just a modifier for position – forward or defense. The value is 5/7 for forwards and 10/7 for defensemen to basically account for the fact that defensemen are more relied upon defensively. A very rough estimation of how much, though. It’s hard to quantify that, though, because it even depends based on player. I think maybe forwards are being a bit undervalued here now that I think about it, though. Oh well. Let’s do this for Poopity Scoop again. Our variables are:

Position Adjustment: 10/7
Plus/Minus: 23
Time on Ice: 1218 Mins
Team Plus/Minus for Position: 24
Team Time on Ice for Position: 5765 Mins

And now for calculating Poopity Scoop’s Adjusted Plus/Minus:

Plus/Minus Adjustment = (1/7) * (10/7) * ((23) – (1218) * ((24) / (5765)))
Plus Minus Adjustment = 3.659

Okay, okay, okay. We’re nearly here. Now we want to calculate the marginal goals against for the player. This is the next to last step! Congrats if you’ve made it here. If you have, comment “Thanks Baelor. Very cool” in the comments and I’ll uprep you for sure and maybe give you some sort of shoutout and tell you you’re great because you are! Anways, marginal goals against…

Marginal Goals Against = (Proportion of Team Time on Ice) * (Proportion of Team Marginal Goals Against Assigned to Skaters) * (Position Adjustment) * (Team Marginal Goals Against) + (Plus/Minus Adjustment)

If you’ve been paying attention well, you’ll realize that we’ve done all this work already! That’s great news for you and me. But if you’re feeling lazy, let me put all these values in one place. You can refer above to how they were calculated in case you forget.

Proportion of Team Time on Ice: 0.0814
Proportion of Team Marginal Goals Against Assigned to Skaters: 0.7079
Position Adjustment: 10/7
Team Marginal Goals Against: 80.417
Plus/Minus Adjustment: 3.659

So now… we can do the thing. We can calculate our Marginal Goals Against for Poopity Scoop.

Marginal Goals Against = (0.0814) * (0.7079) * (10/7) * (80.417) + (3.659)
Marginal Goals Against = 10.282

And now… for the final trick. We can now calculate Poopity Scoop’s Defensive Point Shares.

Defensive Point Shares = (Marginal Goals Against) / (Marginal Goals Per Point Scored)
Defensive Point Shares = 10.282 / 2.82 = 3.646

And there we have it! You now know how to calculate Offensive and Defensive Point Shares! You can find Total Point Shares by adding Offensive and Defensive Point Shares. Again, this is an estimation of how many points in the standings a player added to his or her team. And this value can be negative. Let’s take a look at our leaders.

Total Point Shares
F Bobby Watson - 9.41
F Terrance Nova - 9.30
F Dick Skillstedt - 8.57
F Viktor Marius - 7.69
F Teddy Cuddles - 7.29
F Luke Atmey - 7.02
D Jon Toner - 6.91
F Dani Forsberg - 6.74
D Ludwig Koch Schroder - 6.71
F Flacko Lagerfield :barracudas: - 6.70

As you can see, forwards are even a bit overrepresented. So maybe my statement on forward position adjustment being too low is wrong. Anyways, because of this, I want to also look at total point shares for defensemen.

Total Point Shares - Defensemen
D Jon Toner - 6.91
D Ludwig Koch Schroder - 6.71
D Toivo Kosonen - 6.33
D Tatu Makela - 5.95
D Tigole Bitties - 5.87*
D Bob Bergen - 5.66
D Richard Physt - 5.53
D Ben Dover - 5.34
D GOD McZehrl - 5.22
D Jack Tanner - 4.83

Sooooo, let’s now take a look at Offensive and Defensive Point Shares. Going to break each down by positions.

Offensive Point Shares - Forwards
F Bobby Watson - 7.34
F Terrance Nova - 7.22
F Dick Skillstedt - 6.63
F Teddy Cuddles - 5.94
F Viktor Marius - 5.86
F Trevor Wilson - 5.26
F Luke Atmey - 5.26
F Flacko Lagerfield :barracudas: - 5.01
F Logan Jensen - 4.83
F Dani Forsberg - 4.80

Offensive Point Shares - Defensemen
D Ludwig Koch Schroder - 3.36
D Tigole Bitties - 2.82
D Jon Toner - 2.58
D Ben Dover - 2.53
D The Dude - 2.51
D Sven Brokstad - 2.24
D Tor Tuck - 2.03
D Tatu Makela - 2.02
D Bob Bergen - 1.98
D Tig Murphy - 1.94

Defensive Point Shares - Forwards
F Terrance Nova - 2.07
F Matthew Auston - 2.07
F Bobby Watson - 2.06
F Roman Augustus - 1.99
F Dani Forsberg - 1.94
F Dick Skillstedt - 1.94
F Joshua Woodcroft - 1.91
F Sophia Bennett - 1.91
F Crossfit Jesus - 1.85
F Viktor Marius - 1.83

Defensive Point Shares - Defensemen
D Toivo Kosonen - 4.50
D Richard Physt - 4.45
D Jon Toner - 4.34
D Adam Kaiser 4.02
D Geoff Moore - 4.01
D Tatu Makela - 3.92
D GOD McZehrl - 3.82
D Poopity Scoop - 3.65
D Bob Bergen - 3.58
D Ludwig Koch Schroder - 3.34

Now, let’s look at the players who are especially one-dimensional. For most offensively one-dimensional, players are ranked by the difference between Offensive Point Shares and Defensive Point Shares with a qualifier that Defensive Point Shares are below 1. For most defensively one dimensional, players are ranked by the difference between Defensive Point Shares and Offensive Point Shares with a qualifier that Offensive Point Shares are below 1.

Most Offensively One Dimensional Forwards
F Trevor Wilson - 5.26 OPS - 0.79 DPS
F James Dekens - 4.29 OPS – 0.92 DPS
F Florence Clijsters - 3.79 OPS – 0.67 DPS
F Dayymo Ralchankinov - 3.20 OPS – 0.64 DPS
F Alex Winters - 3.41 OPS – 0.90 DPS
F Tony Pepperoni - 2.97 OPS – 0.77 DPS
F Jeff Brogen - 2.88 OPS – 0.81 DPS
F Eriks Skalbergs - 1.97 OPS – 0.08 DPS
F Cash Savage :barracudas: - 2.79 OPS – 0.97 DPS
F David Fantobens :barracudas: - 2.16 OPS – 0.52 DPS

Most Offensively One Dimensional Defensemen
D The Dude :rengades: - 2.51 OPS – 1.82 DPS
D Sven Brokstad - 2.24 OPS – 2.22 DPS
D Chippy Chiclets - 1.23 OPS -1.25 DPS
D Ben Dover - 2.53 OPS – 2.82 DPS
D Tig Murphy - 1.94 OPS – 2.27 DPS
D Nour Harrak - 1.80 OPS – 2.20 DPS
D Tor Tuck - 2.03 OPS – 2.49 DPS
D Liam O’Callaghan - 1.38 OPS – 2.08 DPS
D Brady McIntyre - 1.48 OPS – 2.21 DPS
D Barret MacCarthy - 1.35 OPS – 2.10 DPS

Most Defensively One Dimensional Defensemen
D Chuck Goody Jr. - -1.22 OPS – 3.07 DPS
D Geoff Moore - 0.26 OPS – 4.01 DPS
D Jean-Pierre Gay - -1.22 OPS – 2.41 DPS
D Adam Kaiser - 0.73 OPS – 4.02 DPS
D Shoyu Kikkoman :barracudas: - -0.82 OPS – 2.47 DPS
D Nat Emerson - -0.84 OPS – 2.27 DPS
D Maximillian Egger - -1.07 OPS – 2.02 DPS
D Mikhaul Petrikov - -0.40 OPS – 2.67 DPS
D Michael Owens :barracudas: - -0.84 OPS – 2.19 DPS
D Svatoslav Bodnar - -0.66 OPS – 2.17 DPS

Most Defensively One Dimensional Forwards
F Daniel Smeb - -0.30 OPS – 1.68 DPS
F Kyle Keenan Jr. - -0.93 OPS – 0.43 DPS
F Mikkel Haugen - 0.24 OPS – 1.34 DPS
F Steven Moyer - -0.11 OPS – 0.98 DPS
F Paddy O’Sullivan - 0.01 OPS -1.08 DPS
F Rainbow Dash - 0.07 OPS – 1.06 DPS
F Bernard Freeman - 0.31 OPS – 1.11 DPS
F Kevin Kazarian - 0.88 OPS – 1.66 DPS
F Ignatius Blunt - 0.55 OPS – 1.06 DPS
F Jack Kennedy - 0.84 OPS – 1.26 DPS

[b]Team Expected Points/b]
Buffalo Stampede: 29.11 OPS | 27.96 DPS | 57.08 TPS
Calgary Dragons: 16.06 OPS | 23.98 DPS | 40.04 TPS
Chicago Syndicate: 14.67 OPS | 24.20 DPS | 38.87 TPS
Edmonton Blizzard: 28.47 OPS | 20.78 DPS | 49.26 TPS
Hamilton Steelhawks: 26.97 OPS | 19.82 DPS | 46.78 TPS
Los Angeles Panthers: 22.03 OPS | 25.92 DPS | 47.95 TPS
Manhattan Rage: 28.73 OPS | 22.32 DPS | 51.05 TPS
Minnesota Chiefs: 32.40 OPS | 17.72 DPS | 50.13 TPS
New England Wolfpack: 12.54 OPS | 20.89 DPS | 33.43 TPS
New Orleans Specters: 20.95 OPS | 28.70 DPS | 49.64 TPS
San Francisco Pride: 19.50 OPS | 24.56 DPS | 44.06 TPS
Tampa Bay Barracudas: 19.69 OPS | 22.97 DPS | 42.66 TPS
Texas Renegades: 25.05 OPS | 18.04 DPS | 43.09 TPS
Toronto North Stars: 25.02 OPS | 24.75 DPS | 49.77 TPS
Winnipeg Jets: 11.85 OPS | 18.98 DPS | 30.83 TPS
West Kendall Platoon: 33.25 OPS | 22.71 DPS | 55.96 TPS

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

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I don't fully understand it but I like this a lot, any way to calculate it for SMJHL too?

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Aaron Wilson - C/LW/RW
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SHL
Challenge Cup x6 (S51, S53, S56, S58, S61, S63)
Sergei Karpotsov - Most points - x2 (S55, S61)
Anton Razov - Playoff MVP (S58)
Ron Mexico - League MVP (S61)
Sarmad Khan - League MVP (S61)
First all-star team x3 (S55, S60, S61)
Second all-star team x2 (S52, S59)
Third all-star team (S53)

SMJHL
Four Star Cup (S48)
Playoff MVP (S48)
Playoff points leader (S48)

IIHF
IIHF Gold x4 (S54, S56, S57, S58)
IIHF Silver x2 (S61, S62)
IIHF Bronze x4 (S50, S55, S63, S64)
WJC Gold (S48)
WJC Bronze (S46)
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S46: Drafted 37th overall by Vancouver Whalers
S47: Drafted 17th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed a 1 year x 3M contract with Vancouver
S47: Signed a 3 year x 500k contract with Hamilton
S50: Signed a 3 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S53: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S55: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S57: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S60: Signed a 1 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S61: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton

I don't fully understand it but I like this a lot, any way to calculate it for SMJHL too?

It's basically a rough method for standardizing players' offensive and defensive contributions with limited statistics available. See the link here:

https://www.hockey-reference.com/about/p...hares.html

And yes, it can be calculated for the SMJHL. It's a lot of work so not sure I will do that lol but you can follow the procedure in the link above, in the OP, and the spreadsheet I posted that you can look at the formulas for clarification if anything isn't quite clear.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

Especially including formulas. Very nice touch.

I'm one dimensional fasho. Lots of hours in this, much appreciated!

3 time Four Star Cup Champion S40-S42
S43 Jesster Trophy Nominee Winner

Scored my first SHL goal in just my second SHL game. 2. Manhattan Rage , James Dekens 1 (Mikael Talo 1, Sigurd Hansen 1) at 18:39

Most Offensively One Dimensional Forwards
F Trevor Wilson - 5.26 OPS - 0.79 DPS

What is defence?

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Trevor Wilson || LW || Tampa Bay Barracuda || Peak 1653TPE
Age: 38
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 9
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Career Statistics:
SHL:
Regular Season:
S32   SEA: GP 50  |  G 09  |  A 09  |  P 18  |  +/- +12  |  PIM 12  |  H 34 |  S 095  |
S33   SEA: GP 50  |  G 12  |  A 12  |  P 24  |  +/- +05  |  PIM 34  |  H 65 |  S 099  |
S34   SEA: GP 50  |  G 14  |  A 15  |  P 29  |  +/- -04  |  PIM 19  |  H 19 |  S 145  |
S35   SEA: GP 50  |  G 17  |  A 11  |  P 28  |  +/- -01  |  PIM 13  |  H 29 |  S 120  |
S36   SEA: GP 50  |  G 18  |  A 22  |  P 40  |  +/- +03  |  PIM 15  |  H 34 |  S 195  |
S37   SEA: GP 50  |  G 20  |  A 27  |  P 47  |  +/- +21  |  PIM 0  |  H 3 |  S 197  |
S38   SEA: GP 50  |  G 23  |  A 30  |  P 53  |  +/- +09  |  PIM 4  |  H 21 |  S 249  |
S39   WKP: GP 50  |  G 24  |  A 27  |  P 51  |  +/- +06  |  PIM 22  |  H 54 |  S 201  |
S40   WKP: GP 50  |  G 24  |  A 29  |  P 53  |  +/- +04  |  PIM 47  |  H 116 |  S 245  |
S41   WKP: GP 50  |  G 25  |  A 27  |  P 52  |  +/- +33  |  PIM 24  |  H 82 |  S 192  |
S42   WKP: GP 50  |  G 23  |  A 27  |  P 50  |  +/- +20  |  PIM 25  |  H 79 |  S 192  |
S43   WKP: GP 50  |  G 19  |  A 33  |  P 52  |  +/- +13  |  PIM 6  |  H 55 |  S 227  |
S44   WKP: GP 50  |  G 17  |  A 24  |  P 41  |  +/- +05  |  PIM 4  |  H 40 |  S 206  |
S45   WKP: GP 50  |  G 20  |  A 21  |  P 41  |  +/-  -01  |  PIM 4  |  H 39 |  S 185  |
S46   WKP: GP 50  |  G 23  |  A 32  |  P 55  |  +/-  -09  |  PIM 14  |  H 42 |  S 192  |
S47   WKP: GP 50  |  G 13  |  A 23  |  P 36  |  +/-  +19  |  PIM 10  |  H 63 |  S 130  |
S48   WKP: GP 50  |  G 18  |  A 15  |  P 33  |  +/-  +14  |  PIM 11  |  H 47 |  S 159  |
S49   TBB: GP 50  |  G 09  |  A 14  |  P 23  |  +/-  -13  |  PIM 4  |  H 35 |  S 146  |
S50   TBB: GP 50  |  G 12  |  A 13  |  P 25  |  +/-  +12  |  PIM 19  |  H 40 |  S 98  |
S51   TBB: GP 50  |  G 01  |  A 01  |  P 02  |  +/-  +03  |  PIM 0  |  H 08 |  S 27  |

Total        : GP 1000  |  G 341  |  A 412  |  P 753  |  +/- +151  |  PIM 287  |  H 910 |  S 3290  |

Playoffs:
S32   SEA: GP 6 |  G 0  |  A 1  |  P 1  |  +/- 1  |  PIM 6  |  H 2 |  S 12  |
S33   SEA: GP 4 |  G 1  |  A 0  |  P 1  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 0  |  H 7 |  S 8  |
S36   SEA: GP 7 |  G 2  |  A 5  |  P 7  |  +/- +5  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 25  |
S37   SEA: GP 14 |  G 5  |  A 2  |  P 7  |  +/- -16  |  PIM 2  |  H 6 |  S 65  |
S38   SEA: GP 7 |  G 5  |  A 6  |  P 11  |  +/- -05  |  PIM 2  |  H 5 |  S 24  |
S39   WKP: GP 4 |  G 0  |  A 2  |  P 2  |  +/- -07  |  PIM 0  |  H 7 |  S 12  |
S40   WKP: GP 6 |  G 2  |  A 2  |  P 4  |  +/- -01  |  PIM 2  |  H 12 |  S 18  |
S41   WKP: GP 20 |  G 6  |  A 12  |  P 18  |  +/- -03  |  PIM 0  |  H 31 |  S 81  |
S42   WKP: GP 7 |  G 4  |  A 2  |  P 6  |  +/- +02  |  PIM 6  |  H 12 |  S 30  |
S43   WKP: GP 15 |  G 7 |  A 14  |  P 21  |  +/- +07  |  PIM 4  |  H 22 |  S 71  |
S44   WKP: GP 18 |  G 6 |  A 14  |  P 20  |  +/- +07  |  PIM 0  |  H 25 |  S 78  |
S45   WKP: GP 18 |  G 8 |  A 6  |  P 14  |  +/- +00  |  PIM 4  |  H 12 |  S 55  |
S47   WKP: GP 15  |  G 2  |  A 6  |  P 8  |  +/-  -01  |  PIM 6  |  H 9 |  S 33  |
S48   WKP: GP 10  |  G 3  |  A 4  |  P 7  |  +/-  +03  |  PIM 0  |  H 7 |  S 21  |
S49   TBB: GP 12  |  G 4  |  A 2  |  P 6  |  +/-  +03  |  PIM 4  |  H 13 |  S 33  |
S50   TBB: GP 19  |  G 3  |  A 5  |  P 8  |  +/-  -06  |  PIM 4  |  H 19 |  S 40  |
S51   TBB: GP 4  |  G 1  |  A 0  |  P 1  |  +/-  -04  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 8  |

Total   : GP 186 |  G 59  |  A 83  |  P 142  |  +/- -16  |  PIM 40  |  H 189 |  S 612  |
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IIHF:
Round Robin:
S36   CAN: GP 10  |  G 5  |  A 7  |  P 12  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 2  |  H 15 |  S 32 |
S37   CAN: GP 10  |  G 2  |  A 2  |  P 4  |  +/- +7  |  PIM 0  |  H 1 |  S 22 | *AMG 7.4 |
S38   CAN: GP 10  |  G 3  |  A 7  |  P 10  |  +/- +1  |  PIM 0  |  H 8 |  S 37 |
S39   CAN: GP 10  |  G 3  |  A 5  |  P 8  |  +/- -4  |  PIM 14  |  H 15 |  S 36 |
S40   CAN: GP 10  |  G 3  |  A 5  |  P 8  |  +/- +3  |  PIM 0  |  H 11 |  S 28 |
S41   CAN: GP 10  |  G 4  |  A 2  |  P 6  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 0  |  H 5 |  S 27 |
S42   CAN: GP 10  |  G 0  |  A 0  |  P 0  |  +/- +1  |  PIM 0  |  H 2 |  S 8 |  *AMG 4.1
S43   CAN: GP 10  |  G 5  |  A 3  |  P 8  |  +/- -2  |  PIM 0  |  H 13 |  S 34 |
S44   CAN: GP 10  |  G 2  |  A 3  |  P 5  |  +/- +4  |  PIM 4  |  H 5 |  S 34 |
S45   CAN: GP 10  |  G 4  |  A 6  |  P 10  |  +/- -2  |  PIM 4  |  H 4 |  S 37 |
S46   CAN: GP 12  |  G 1  |  A 2  |  P 3  |  +/- +1  |  PIM 2  |  H 4 |  S 16 | *AMG 6.4 |
S47   CAN: GP 12  |  G 4  |  A 2  |  P 6  |  +/-  0  |  PIM 0  |  H 2 |  S 42  |

Total   : GP 124  |  G 36  |  A 45  |  P 80  |  +/- +8  |  PIM 26  |  H 85 |  S 353 |

Medal Round:
S36   CAN: GP 2  |  G 0 |  A 1 |  P 1  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 0  |  H 1 |  S 7  |
S37   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 0  |  *TOI 5  |
S38   CAN: GP 2  |  G 2 |  A 1 |  P 3  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 9  |
S39   CAN: GP 3  |  G 2 |  A 0 |  P 2  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 2  |  H 3 |  S 5  |
S40   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- -2  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 2  |
S41   CAN: GP 1  |  G 1 |  A 0 |  P 1  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 5  |
S42   CAN: GP 3  |  G 1 |  A 0 |  P 1  |  +/- +1  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 2  |  *AMG 4.1
S43   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 2  |  H 2 |  S 6  |
S44   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 2  |  H 2 |  S 2  |
S45   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 0  |  H 0 |  S 0  |
S46   CAN: GP 1  |  G 0 |  A 0 |  P 0  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 0  |  H 2 |  S 0  |  *TOI 5

Total  CAN: GP 16  |  G 6 |  A 2 |  P 8  |  +/- -5  |  PIM 6  |  H 8 |  S 38  |
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SMJHL:
Regular Season:
S30   KEL: GP 50  |  G 22  |  A 23  |  P 45  |  +/- 8  |  PIM 21  |  H 43 |  S 128  |
S31   KEL: GP 50  |  G 15  |  A 25  |  P 40  |  +/- 5  |  PIM 24  |  H 40 |  S 166  |

Total   : GP 100  |  G 37  |  A 48  |  P 85  |  +/- 13  |  PIM 45  |  H 83 |  S 294  |

Playoffs:
S30   KEL: GP 10  |  G 5 |  A 5 |  P 10  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 8  |  H 15 |  S 36  |
S31   KEL: GP 16  |  G 7 |  A 4 |  P 11  |  +/- 0  |  PIM 6  |  H 26 |  S 38  |

Total   : GP 26  |  G 12 |  A 9 |  P 21  |  +/- -1  |  PIM 14  |  H 41 |  S 74  |
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Awards:
S30 Laurifer Trophy
S30 Maxim Horvat Award
S31 Laurifer Trophy
S31 Four Star Cup Champion
S31 Jonathan Lundberg Award
S34, S36-S37 Seattle Riot Captain
S36 IIHF Bronze Medal
S37 SHL President's Trophy
S38 IIHF Bronze Medal
S39 Top 10 in SHL Point Scoring and Goal Scoring
S39 IIHF Gold Medal
S40 Top 10 in SHL Point Scoring
S40 Second Team All-Star
S41 Top 10 in SHL Goal Scoring
S41 Challenge Cup Champions
S42 IIHF Silver Medal
S43 Challenge Cup Champions
S43 Third Team All-Star
S44 Eastern Conference Champions
S45 Eastern Conference Champions
S46 Top 10 in SHL Point Scoring
S46 Third Team All-Star
S47 Challenge Cup Champions
S50 Eastern Conference Champions

Transactions:
Drafted 16th overall to the Kelowna Knight in the S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
Signed a 1 year $2M contract with the Kelowna Knights
Drafted 7th overall to the Seattle Riot in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 2 year $4M contract with the Seattle Riot through S32
Signed a 4 year $16M contract extension with the Seattle Riot through S36
Signed a 2 year $17M contract extension with the Seattle Riot through S38
Signed a 1 year $6M contract extension with the Seattle Riot through S39
Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon in offseason of S38
Signed a 3 year $18M contract extension with the West Kendall Platoon through S42
Signed a 4 year $21M contract extension with the West Kendall Platoon through S46
Signed a 2 year $6M contract extension with the West Kendall Platoon through S48
Signed a 2 year $6M contract extension with the West Kendall Platoon through S50
Traded from West Kendall Platoon Tampa Bay Barracuda in offseason of S48
Signed a 1 year $2M contract extension with the Tampa Bay Barracuda through S51
Retired end of S51

300+ Career Goals, 750+ Career Points
5th All-Time Goals Scored for WKP, 8th All-Time Goals Scored for SEA/TBB
3rd All-Time in Playoff Points
17th All-Time in Goals
6 Consecutive 50+ Point Seasons, 7 Total

"idc if ur naked if ur holding that cup" -Jenny

This is pretty interesting! I was surprised to find that my player (who I basically made to be as offensive as possible) isn’t as bad defensively as I thought.

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
writes haters guides where I shit on every team

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

Spreadsheet starts out sorted alphabetically by first name, literally unusable

Spreadsheet starts out sorted alphabetically by first name, literally unusable

I think you need to learn how to use google sheets before calling it unusable.

Edit: Because I'm not an asshole and it may be helpful for those who may otherwise ask instead of calling it unusable without consulting with the one who made the spreadsheet or even conducting a simple google search...

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

You are inusable

Capy Bara || D || Vancouver Whalers
Name: Capy Bara
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan, Sendai
Height: 6ft 11
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 1
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0+ | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -0 | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 30th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers

That's pretty interesting, want this for SMJHL

Sami Rieder | Vancouver Whalers | Hamilton Steelhawks | C | S47 | 433 TPE
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Transactions:
Drafted 16th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 11th Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks in the S47 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Stats:
S46 (VAN): GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | -11 | PIM: 6 | Hits: 16 | SH: 4.23%

S47 (VAN): GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 17 | P: 30 | +3 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 33 | SH: 9.56%

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Career Playoff Stats:

S46 (VAN): GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | -1 | PIM: 5 | Hits: 3 | SH: 0.00%

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"oh 1.22 OPS that's not too bad"

*Sees it is -1.22*

"Oh Jesus fuck"

Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts ||
Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson)
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180
Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden
Number: 26
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170
S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150
S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158
S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188
S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182
S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193
S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97
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SHL Playoffs Stats:
S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20
S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14
S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7
S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95
S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124
S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats:
S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6
S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19
S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11
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WJC Stats
S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11  | Shots: 7
S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21
S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20
S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31
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IIHF Stats
S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10
S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10
S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10
S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23
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Transactions
S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons
S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride
Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride
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Honors
S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain
S57 -- SMJHL All-Star
S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain
S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee
S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team




Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired ||
Name: Jean-Pierre Gay
Age: 32
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 239 lbs
Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32
S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59
S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13
S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18
S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53
S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35
S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32
S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75
S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56
S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57
S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62
S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22
S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23
TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 |
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11
S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1
S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7
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SHL Transactions:
S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Transactions:
S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors


Beau Bent || Retired ||
Name: Beau Bent
Position: Centre
Age: 46
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54
S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31
S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106
S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155
S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8
S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37
S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61
S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42
S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61
S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164
S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151
S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158
S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175
S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125
TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243
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NLA Regular Season Stats
S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6
S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7
S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21
S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21
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Transactions
SMJHL: Undrafted
Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29)
SHL: Undrafted
Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals
Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33)
Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37)
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31)
Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32)
Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36)


Matthew Buchesner || Retired ||
Name: Matthew Buchesner
Position: Defense
Age: 63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 216 lbs
Birthplace: Sacramento, California
Number: 55
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 |
S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 |
S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 |
S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 |
S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 |
S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 |
S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 |
S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 |
S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 |
TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 |
S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 |
S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 |
S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 |
S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 |
TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 |
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SHL Coaching Record:
S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS
S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP
S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS
S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS
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Transactions:
Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall)
Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall)
Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas)
Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle)
Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17)
Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton)
Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton)
Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton)
Retired - S23 Offseason
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SHL Accomplishments:
Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33)
Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach)
Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach)
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16)
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SMJHL Awards:
Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated)


Zach Miller || Retired ||
Name: Zach Miller
Position: Right Wing
Age: 69
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 184 lbs
Birthplace: New Westminster, BC
Number: 21
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NWJHL Stats Season 5:
GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 |
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NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5:
GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 |
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 |
S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 |
S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 |
TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957
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SHL Playoff Stats
S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 |
S7 | MIN | DNQ
S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 |
S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 |
S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 |
S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 |
S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 |
TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224
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Transactions:
Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall)
Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall)
Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota)
Retired - S12 Offseason
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SMJHL Accomplishments:
Most Goals (S5)
Co-Leader in Points (S5)
Captain of the All-Star Team (S5)
Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6)
Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8)
Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller
GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20)
Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10)
Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17)
Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23)
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SMJHL Player Awards:
Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals)
Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans)
Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s)
Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated)
Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record)
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SMJHL GM Awards:
Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year)
Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions)
Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy)
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SHL Accomplishments:
7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12)
Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9)
Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28)
Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13)
Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion
Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30)
Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34)
Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39)
Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44)
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SHL Awards:
Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie)
Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward)
Challenge Cup Championship (S10)
Challenge Cup Championship (S12)
Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs)
Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive)
Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive)
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IIHF Accomplishments:
Team Canada Captain WJC (S6)
Team World GM (S7)
Named to Team Canada (S8-S12)
Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5)
Silver Medal Team Canada (S8)
Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10)
Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)

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Edit: Because I'm not an asshole and it may be helpful for those who may otherwise ask instead of calling it unusable without consulting with the one who made the spreadsheet or even conducting a simple google search...

Woah sorry that was 100% sarcasm, my bad. This was an awesome project and I do understand how google sheets works/why it is sorted like that.

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