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So the SHL is in love with advanced stats for some reason, even though it might not make that big of a difference in STHS which is a random bullshit rng sim engine, but some people still like to track all these advanced stats, half of which I don’t even know what they mean. There’s some spreadsheets out there tracking all these stats, and in a recent CC2 meme article I saw some of these mentioned. So I decided to add up all the stats mention, and put them into per 20 minutes played because that’s what all the cool stats do now, and see who had the higher number, which might’ve meant they were better or not. Turns out CC2 was 9 higher than Marius, so that can be interpreted however by the Award Committee and Boom.

After doing this I decided to make a spreadsheet doing this for almost every player in the league in S48, players who played less than 10 games, scored 0 points, or for whatever reason were in one spreadsheet but not the other were cut to make it fair for everyone. I think I ended up cutting out about 30 players, which I would’ve liked to include and you can blame the spreadsheet creators who tracked all these advanced stats for.

Anyways thanks to aaronwilson and Baelor for the Advanced Stats and Point Shares spreadsheets.

My new advanced stat is ALoSSAUItOMSS/60 or the longer version A Lot of Shitty Stats Added Up Into One Mega Shitty Stat/60. Essentially my method was that I added up every stat listed for each player, but I removed all duplicate stats listed. I then divided the number by the minutes played, and multiplied by 60. I sorted these numbers into a league wide rankings, positional rankings, and then team rankings, where I added up the ALoSSAUItOMSS/60 of each player on a team and called it the team’s total.

GM’s or anyone in the league if your looking for a stat guy let me know because I think this advanced metric is revolutionary and could change some teams completely

Without further ado, here are the top (or worst) 25 players.


Code:
Zivan Zidek
1564.505283
Shaquille Derisraka
1214.265457
Khan Smeb
857.2196581
Conklin Owen
816.1460409
Soren Kierkegaard
760.1930755
Vegeta Muerto
754.3978955
Corey Bearss
752.7755413
Matthew Leetch
699.8387542
Patrick Brumm Jr. (TOT)
618.8370704
Boris Poroshenko (R)
591.1299415
Lillie Jacobs
561.5721496
Ty Hoover
558.6906256
Jean-Pierre Gay
545.5512011
Jacob Geza (TOT)
535.6262611
Thomas Bathory (R)
534.2248672
Dayymo Ralchankinov
519.0152018
Alexander Selich
516.230615
Kevin Kazarian (TOT)
516.0631295
Pierre Laroche-Durocher
507.7510086
Alex Andani
502.6872863
Robert Phelps
499.773403
Anders Christiansen (TOT)
497.9145615
Nat Emerson
497.7518408
Anastasia O'Koivu (R)
497.4051337
Dakota Reid
497.3956582
Artemi Berezin
496.3979352

What’s shocking is that a lot of the good players are in the 400’s/low 500’s whereas the plugs are on top like Khan Smeb. I guess putting this per 60 really helps out the benchwarmers.


Worst 25:

Code:
Cory Knouse
360.3170498
Mikael Choybuk
361.9904556
Oliver Cleary (R)
363.9505021
Vladislav Konstantin
365.9199254
Shouta Aizawa
369.1454276
Willy Mack
369.8064959
Hunter Jones
371.9324727
Philipp Winter
372.3929125
Richard Metcalf Jr.
374.6660005
Noah Konn
375.8123901
Lightning Jones
377.4698471
Iam Essellemm
378.3786167
Andreas Kvalheim
378.4773021
Collin Gibbles (R)
378.5968408
James Truong (R)
379.254764
Borromini Cannellini (R)
379.5296086
James Dekens
379.863852
Ola Wagstrom
380.4791039
Parker Smeb
382.151697
Angelo Odjick
382.3389414
Alex Winters
383.4673444
Harvey Danger
384.396572
Eero Niemi
385.4799792
Mathias Seger (R)
386.0192875
Hiro Fujikawa (R)
386.4889298
Lyndis Vakarian
386.7590753

Some big names in this list like Ola Wagstrom @StamkosFan , Kit Smeb @kit, and Alex Winters @"39alaksa39". Not sure why this is the case, but I don’t want to investigate. All these people have pretty high ice time so they might be getting hit hard by the per 60. The numbers are all pretty close though, and there isn’t a huge difference between the bottom 25 like there is between the top 25.


Everyone Else:


Code:
Adam Taylor
494.9333867
DeMaricus Smyth
493.4561364
Mike Izzy
492.1217338
Samuel Jalopski (TOT)
489.9032078
Oisin Fletcher
489.4567866
Mikhail Lokitonov
488.8451506
Viktor Marius
487.0110357
Cassius Darrow
485.6083227
Xavier Paquette
484.551568
Alexander Zajac
482.7783466
Paddy O'Sullivan
481.894827
Osbert Whacker (R)
480.6532214
Michael Owens
479.6056903
Ethan Ross
478.616727
Kenji Yoshimura
477.7168089
Max Poulin
477.2229973
Adam Kaiser
476.0009125
Leshaun King
475.124779
Nickolas Klaus
473.1294447
Matt Kholin (R)
472.0750734
Nicky Pedersen Jr.
468.9475761
Logan Jensen
467.1798729
Marc Hagan (R)
466.3108474
Martijn Westbroek (R)
465.1921454
Gabriel Wong
465.191668
Nikolai Evans
464.9078779
Daniel Karlsson
463.7271399
Jason Visser
463.581287
Barry Batsbak (R)
462.4829373
Bernik Vrzala (R)
460.8502419
Jimmy Cahill (R)
460.762517
Leopold Lockhart
460.5525559
Karno Gronkjaer
459.7064624
Cash Savage
459.250557
Charlie Serpe (R)
458.9498053
Florence Clijsters
458.8110932
Goku Muerto
458.6437722
Ben Turska
458.0657352
Dominic Montgomery (R)
457.8285826
Commander Shepard (R)
457.5288081
Dylan Karlsson
456.8354593
Eric Pelletier
456.7316863
Jax Aittokallio
456.6967768
Fedor Shirobokov
455.9251383
Quick Mafs
455.6968712
Dwayne Wyder
455.0743566
Dermot Lavelle
454.8412939
Trevor Wilson
454.2169523
Louie Garrett (TOT)
453.8803975
Buck Maverick
451.851383
Kire Yelkrab
450.3909501
Mikkel Haugen
450.1031457
Andrew Martin
449.8855041
Hercules Rockefeller
449.2062829
Joseph Gagnier
447.8781209
Zander Rhys
447.8078554
Luisa Koller
446.200906
Steven Moyer
444.6887767
Conor McGregor
444.1929256
Chippy Chiclets
444.1152499
James Johnson
443.851612
Bobby Sharp (R)
443.8390366
Slap McShotty (R)
443.6394124
Max Mauldin
443.617157
Boris Denisovich
443.517449
Karsten Kadinger
443.1046691
Luke Thomason
441.8667322
Flacko Lagerfield
441.6525433
Andrej Doskocil
439.8833062
Tony Pepperoni
439.5733684
Rafe Ulrich
438.6500692
Helmuts Akmenlauks
438.3308632
Eko Van Otter (R)
437.8899912
Ben Dover
436.7958106
Gordie Boomhover (R)
436.7075224
Nicholas Williams
436.4679875
Michael Fox (R)
435.8915207
Casey Creller
435.8494394
Michael Scarn
435.8171249
Daniel Smeb
435.7017738
Kristaps Ball
434.928485
Maui
433.8708416
Mika Mayfield
433.1192109
Joe Kurczewski
432.2673014
Tig Murphy
432.1136428
Tatu Makela
431.7354268
Kolja Seppanen
431.1629918
Poopity Scoop
430.8886435
Chuck Crutchfield
430.770927
Fredrich Koenig
430.6921397
Sulak O'Hritea
430.3657385
Chico Smeb
430.2221191
Perry Morgan
430.179345
Ray Bork
426.4130309
Brennan Kennedy Jr.
426.2231592
Zach Laliberte (R) (TOT)
425.7512548
Maurice Picard
425.3466714
Karlstrabe Scholz (R)
425.0350107
Slip McScruff
424.8363428
Clint Eastwood
424.80761
Charlie Schieck
423.685317
Romualds Loks
423.5975615
Maximilian Egger
423.3816581
Richard Physt
423.2460507
Guy Zheng
422.5850428
Petr Mikulak (R)
421.8059391
Tokek Takshak
421.6907988
Filip Zadina (R)
421.5512604
Finn Kruger
421.4823611
Jon Toner
420.0898764
Otis B. Driftwood
419.3157334
Sven Brokstad
418.1018797
Nico Gross
417.8014834
Nolan Sawchuk
417.4459775
Bob Bergen
417.4386093
Reginald MacIntyre
416.8127039
Mattias Enqvist (TOT)
416.5850215
David Fantobens
416.2861849
Roman Augustus
416.2438292
Muhammad McLovin
416.1017065
Crossfit Jesus
415.9235546
Akashi SixNine (R)
415.9063971
Dick Clapper
415.6472124
Luke Atmey
414.9658406
Max Weber
414.3313393
Jakub Novak
414.316302
Carter Manning
414.1903636
Rainbow Dash
414.0474325
Piotr Czerkawski
413.9476093
Jack Kennedy
413.7834917
Ignatius Blunt
413.7752942
Blaine McElroy
413.398025
Gary Grease
412.4066562
Caelan Fearghal (TOT)
412.2003578
Willie Fisterbottom
411.847088
Brady McIntyre
411.5296144
Geoff Higgins
411.4115317
Nathan Explosion (R)
411.3406323
Yuri Boyka Jr.
410.8263242
Tigole Bitties
410.4117824
Sami Owens
410.3444225
Craig Finley
410.0360428
Donny McMasters (R)
409.8356008
Przemyslaw Brzeszczyczkiewicz
409.6527282
Alexis Metzler
409.5363829
Roger Baston (R)
409.2167901
Dean Colt III
409.1802491
Noah Gallagher (R)
408.7814348
Nour Harrak
408.7276779
Kevin Hamilton
408.3049249
Isak Odegard
407.957225
Lil Manius
407.9442101
Sean Stevenson Jr.
407.301654
Barret McCarthy
406.8526828
Cameron Carter II
406.6597029
Charles Walker
406.3653705
Ludwig Koch Schroder
406.3529876
Brock Nuck
406.3453445
Joshua Woodcroft
405.6649752
Vijanupatan Singh
405.5280212
Yannick Berger
404.8405702
Jordan Von Matt
404.261059
Dank Boija
404.2110139
Nick Brain (R)
403.3920403
Ti-Guy Emond
403.3122858
Tor Tuck
402.7152335
GOD McZehrl (TOT)
402.1855238
Liam O'Callaghan
402.1498178
Matthew Auston
402.1215932
Sophia Bennett
401.6943272
Jack Tanner
401.0325634
Teddy Cuddles
400.8151673
Terrance Nova
400.6358052
Maxime Bouchard
400.3159032
Herb Robert
400.310506
Hippo Passamus
399.6927708
Kit Smeb
399.2800273
Donnie Dicks
398.6479015
Connor Tanner (TOT)
398.4764155
The Dude
398.239055
Rex Kirkby
398.2311312
Alex Light
397.1198522
Bobby Watson
396.8761992
Vince Reaper
396.6829068
Ensio Kalju (TOT)
396.6453242
Manuel Gotze
396.5639588
Troy McClure III
395.6172286
Ostap Maksimov
395.4187704
Reginald Rove
395.2345219
Geoff Moore
394.7755947
Jeff Brogen
394.5047253
Joseph Lombardi
394.4710034
Jimmy Slothface (R)
394.2955115
Sanyi Kocsis
394.0031596
Dani Forsberg
393.0979399
Tyler Tougard (R)
392.8312395
Joseph Laraque (R) (TOT)
391.8352103
Oliver Konig
390.7582792
Shooter McGavin
390.6557514
Chris York
390.57924
Dionyz Vyskoc
390.2927525
Troy Reynolds (R)
388.9415603
Karl Hefeweizen
388.7499283
David Kastrba
388.2787322
TJ Bayley
387.9459032

You can start to see all the top guys coming around 30, with Izzy, Smyth, King, Visser, and others that I don’t really recognize. This rest of the list is pretty much just your average SHLer.

I’ve also sorted the list by position, so here’s the top 25 forwards.

Code:
Zivan Zidek
F
1564.505283
Shaquille Derisraka
F
1214.265457
Conklin Owen
F
816.1460409
Soren Kierkegaard
F
760.1930755
Corey Bearss
F
752.7755413
Boris Poroshenko (R)
F
591.1299415
Lillie Jacobs
F
561.5721496
Ty Hoover
F
558.6906256
Dayymo Ralchankinov
F
519.0152018
Alexander Selich
F
516.230615
Kevin Kazarian (TOT)
F
516.0631295
Alex Andani
F
502.6872863
Robert Phelps
F
499.773403
Anders Christiansen (TOT)
F
497.9145615
Dakota Reid
F
497.3956582
Artemi Berezin
F
496.3979352
Adam Taylor
F
494.9333867
DeMaricus Smyth
F
493.4561364
Mike Izzy
F
492.1217338
Oisin Fletcher
F
489.4567866
Mikhail Lokitonov
F
488.8451506
Viktor Marius
F
487.0110357
Xavier Paquette
F
484.551568
Alexander Zajac
F
482.7783466
Paddy O'Sullivan
F
481.894827

The average rating of all the forwards is 446.5320873.

Top 15 Defenseman:

Code:
Khan Smeb
D
857.2196581
Vegeta Muerto
D
754.3978955
Matthew Leetch
D
699.8387542
Patrick Brumm Jr. (TOT)
D
618.8370704
Jean-Pierre Gay
D
545.5512011
Jacob Geza (TOT)
D
535.6262611
Thomas Bathory (R)
D
534.2248672
Pierre Laroche-Durocher
D
507.7510086
Nat Emerson
D
497.7518408
Anastasia O'Koivu (R)
D
497.4051337
Samuel Jalopski (TOT)
D
489.9032078
Cassius Darrow
D
485.6083227
Osbert Whacker (R)
D
480.6532214
Michael Owens
D
479.6056903
Ethan Ross
D
478.616727
The average rating of all defenseman is 441.9433396. Which I’m guessing is lower than the forward average because of the faceoffs that forwards take, but defenseman also have higher shots blocked and probably higher other numbers, so it’s about even.


Here is the combined rating of each team. For players who were traded I placed them on the team that they played more games on, however I probably could’ve split their stats by team, but I had already deleted the splits so it was just easier to do it like this.


Hamilton Steelhawks
9390.242078
New Orleans Specters
8472.723055
New England Wolfpack
8404.887035
Los Angeles Panthers
8128.381054
San Francisco Pride
7405.229415
Chicago Syndicate
7279.650603
Tampa Bay Barracuda
7244.367217
Winnipeg Jets
7121.248423
Texas Renegades
7056.400484
West Kendall Platoon
6609.033074
Buffalo Stampede
6598.509662
Calgary Dragons
6336.71907
Minnesota Chiefs
6259.708092
Edmonton Blizzard
6221.901089
Manhattan Rage
6192.850603
Toronto North Stars
5980.149266

Hamilton has Zidek, so it’s not really a surprise that they are in first. Chicago has Khan Smeb which explains where they are. NOLA has 2 people in the 600/700’s, but no one super outstanding, which just shows the depth of the team. Toronto seems to have all the average players with 2 players in the high 300’s but no one above 500.

If you’ve been paying attention you’ll have noticed I haven’t done goalies, which I’ll hopefully do later and make a separate article for, but for now I’m out.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing

^ you can find all stats here including where you rank as postionally
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Did you write an article just to shit on me

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08-13-2019, 07:28 PMkit Wrote: Did you write an article just to shit on me

And praise @stud
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Great work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(This post was last modified: 08-13-2019, 10:14 PM by 39alaska39.)

I’m pretty sure this means that @“Samee” is the best player in the entire SHL




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