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*kenvald* · 03-14-2021, 09:32 PM

Using the name of our known alien, Manyhands, I have deducted that the aliens in our midst all use body parts in their names. Probably because they thought us human could relate. But they thought wrong, as it's highly uncommon! Therefore, I've looked over the names of every player in the league. Searching for those with a body part in their name. And I have successfully compiled this list of CONFIRMED aliens:

Narboza Manyhands
Slip McScruff
Philipp Winter
Phillip Weaver
Filip Zadina (See! They're trying to be unique by using variations of the same name!)
Esa Parmborg
Jarmo Kekäläinen
Guy LeGrande

And there you have it!

***O4L*** · 03-14-2021, 09:48 PM

I have long believed that @Kylrad is an alien. He's always had a weird hatred for Vel'Koz because apparently, he can't dodge skill-shots but my theory is that Vel'Koz is part of a rival alien race that committed war crimes against Kylrad and his alien family.

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Skeleton Party · 03-14-2021, 09:55 PM

I think that Luke is an alien. after seeing the excellent hockey in the SHL, what terrestrial being would be a Flyers fan? It is for this reason alone that I believe that he is from the stars.

LarksTongue · 03-14-2021, 10:02 PM

With the SHL being an online league and all it wouldn't surprise me if everyone on this site is an alien. What if this is an alien galactic interweb on earth? What if I'm an alien?!?!?

Thanks to @FlappyGiraffe and @ToeDragon84 for the making these sick sigs!

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***luke*** · 03-14-2021, 10:04 PM

Its crazy to me that we didnt discover an alien yet on the SHL, but we have. We have had people come from the far away planet with Pingy NOOT NOOT

*Ferda* · 03-14-2021, 10:05 PM

gabriel johnson of the seattle garglenuts is an alien because there is no doubt that only a person sent from another planet would decide to ruin the sim for everyone and moreso for all canadians on the site

*Flowseidon* · 03-14-2021, 10:06 PM

I suspect that @Grapehead is an alien. I mean we've all come to trust this guy over the years, but I feel like having a grape as a head is something that is certainly abnormal for a human and leads me to be a little sus if he's one of us

dogwoodmaple · 03-14-2021, 10:06 PM

I am certain that the alien is not me, the human hockey player who is called Dogwood Maple. I know this because I, the human, would know if I was an alien. And I am definitely not an alien. In fact, I am a happy human. A happy human who enjoys the game of hockey and the fun times that I have with my other human teammates. I like it when we score goals against the human goal keeper and when we celebrate by drinking copious amounts of tan-colored liquid we have called beer. It gives me a tingling sensation, but I am confident that is a common reaction among my fellow humans. There are days when I am so happy to be human that I tell everyone I come in contact with that I am, in fact, a human. Some times I yell it directly in their human face area to make sure they know that I am not an alien. But I do not think we should find all of the aliens and make them leave simply because unlike me and my other friends, they are not human. I am sure they are not planning a large takeover of the planet called Earth in the coming weeks. That would be, as we humans say, unbelievable. We should let the aliens remain in peace because they absolutely do not pose any threat to the humans. There is no war coming. It would be silly to think so.

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