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Nhamlet · 06-27-2021, 04:42 PM

Allstar by Smashmouth

Somebody once told me that Seattle was going to roll me
I don't have the highest D-Read
They were looking kind of dumb with their lines and their bum
Named Gabe Johnson and some guy called Reid
Well the 'domes start coming and they don't stop coming
HO breaking out new rules and I stop lurking
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your TPE gets high but your team's already done
So many PTs to earn TPE
So what's wrong with inflation creep
You'll never know if you don't grow
You'll never shine if you just plateau
Hey now, you're an all-star, a committee just judged
Hey now, you're a rock star, everybody else got snubbed
And everybody already agrees
Only Fighting should be at 20

The site's a cool place, just don't mind the odor
You're regressing now, wait 'til you get older
But players like Scianna and Wachter,
Are part of the the names on the Cup Winner Banner

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
Why is our aggression this high to begin

My goalie's on fire, how about yours?
The way RNG works we'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, a committee just judged
Hey now, you're a rock star, everybody else got snubbed
And everybody already agrees
Only Fighting should be at 20
Hey now, you're an all-star, a committee just judged
Hey now, you're a rock star, everybody else got snubbed
And everybody already agrees
Only Fighting should be at 20

Somebody once asked could I spare fantasy tips
I need to get myself closer to 1st place
I said, "Yup" what a concept
I could use some more teeps myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the 'domes start coming and they don't stop coming
HO breaking out new rules and I stop lurking
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your TPE gets high but your team's already done
So many PTs to earn TPE
So what's wrong with inflation creep

You'll never know if your player don't grow (grow!)
You'll never shine if you just plateau
Hey now, you're an all-star, a committee just judged
Hey now, you're a rock star, everybody else got snubbed
And everybody already agrees
Only Fighting should be at 20
And everybody already agrees
Only Fighting should be at 20

***boom*** · 06-27-2021, 05:01 PM

Tune: "Shots" by LMFAO

When I load up the sim
No eyes on me
I'm with the Simon T crew
All wins are free
We like Hugh Jazz
We love Wilson
We came to win the Cup
Everybody it's on

Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Hamilton

Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Hamilton

ACapitalChicago · 06-27-2021, 05:08 PM

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the game
In flames of ref's eternal reign
We skate towards the fight
When the puck has fallen down
And the faceoffs are tough, alright
The sound of evil cheering falls
Around the ice tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the Cup
Through the arenas evermore
The scattered goalies will feel the shots
Shots wasted on the pads
On the whitest planes in Canada's domain
We watch them as they go
In ice and pain, now once again
We know

So now, we skate ever free, we're free before the penalty
On towards the playoffs, our schedule carries on
Far beyond the period, far beyond the intermission
Deep inside our helmets and all our pads

So far away, we wait for the play
For the careers, all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a career lost in a thousand games
Through the skates and the sticks, we carry on

As the next period is starting
And the faceoff cracks the arena
They'll raise their hands to the rafters above
With complaining in their eyes
Skating back through the middle blue line
There's a burning in my legs
We're banished from a circle in a faceoff
To a start beyond the refs
In your darkest dreams, see to believe
Our penalty this time
And endlessly we'll all be free
After five

And on the wings of a line, so far beyond the bench
All alone in breakaway, now the puck has gone
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within your own pads
Game after game, this feeling must go on

So far away, we wait for the play
For the careers, all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a career lost in a thousand games
Through the skates and the sticks, we carry on

Whoa-oh oh, whoa-oh oh, whoa-oh oh oh oh...
Whoa-oh oh, whoa-oh oh, whoa-oh oh oh oh...

Now, here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now, can we sit for five?
I'll break the face of this center if I possibly can
For freedom of every puck

So far away, we wait for the play
For the careers, all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a career lost in a thousand games
Through the skates and the sticks, we carry on

S66 Damian Littleton

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***Acsolap*** · 06-27-2021, 05:16 PM

Cuz baby tonight
We got this shit PT again
Cuz baby tonight
Seriously this is the worst shl pt again
So hockey hockey
Let's hope this is the last time

Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
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Dextaria · 06-27-2021, 05:19 PM

If we're doing another SHL parody of a Minecraft parody, of course we gotta continue to trend by writing lyrics to an SHL parody of another Minecraft parody. This time it'll be the classic before "Revenge" (the Minecraft parody of Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love), it will be "TNT" (the Minecraft parody of Tiao Cruz's Dynamite). So without further ado, I give you "Playoff Time"

Playoff Time (An SHL Parody of Tiao Cruz's Dynamite)

I warm my hands, hands, hands, hands (yeah)
We hit the ice, cheers from the fans, fans, fans, fans (yeah)
In the back, you can hear the team band, band, band, band (yeah)
Talk to the coach, what is the plan, plan, plan, plan (yeah, yeah)

The game goes on and on and on
My shift drags on and on and on, yeah

I shoot the puck into the stands sometimes
Team says “Heyo, hit the net bro”
I can’t hit the net to save my life
Fans say “oh no, com’on let’s go”
We go back to train, practice goes all night
Try to light it up, like it’s playoff time
I will miss this once, I won’t miss this twice
Gonna light it up, like it’s playoff time

Came with the crew, crew, crew, crew (yeah)
Mind is set, we know what to do, do, do, do (yeah)
Got a new game plan that we stick to, to, to, to (yeah)
Tonight we know we pulling through, through, through, through (yeah, yeah)

The game goes on and on and on
My shift drags on and on and on, yeah

I shoot the puck into the stands sometimes
Team says “Heyo, hit the net bro”
I can’t hit the net to save my life
Fans say “oh no, com’on let’s go”
We go back to train, practice goes all night
Try to light it up, like it’s playoff time
I will miss this once, I won’t miss this twice
Gonna light it up, like it’s playoff time

We gonna win it all, we
We gonna be the last one standing
Win the Challenge Cup, we
We gonna give what fans demand yeah
‘Cause I
Believe it, and we
We just want it all, fans just want it all
We’re gonna hold the cup in the air
Cup in the air
Hold the cup in the air

I shoot the puck into the stands sometimes
Team says “Heyo, hit the net bro”
I can’t hit the net to save my life
Fans say “oh no, com’on let’s go”
We go back to train, practice goes all night
Try to light it up, like it’s playoff time
I will miss this once, I won’t miss this twice
Gonna light it up, like it’s playoff time

Fitted2106 · 06-27-2021, 05:22 PM

i attack hard like pakistan and get racks like the cuda man /

a comedian always stand and ill make ya sink quick sand

/ a country trella got land no fake friends count em on a hand/ made of metal like a fucking band smoke more than a hippy van/

leave town with uncle sam tax money from contraband/ deaf morgans cant understand and theo snitch ona witness stand/ theo talk he llippy man. i kills a show with a trippy jam / grab hoes off a tipsy plan thats a dui wen she ride my ram /

money talks wen i sleep but i before i wake i grab the heat/ i dont speak on this track but ill stick ya up cuz Tampa strapped/ relax its alright i decide who dies tonight /got title fights george foreman nine wives livin like a Mormon/

fantastic like a maverick got old money call it jurassic /fucked a barbie but not the plastic killed the pussy now thats tragic /streched it out like elastic bloody sheets need new fabric/ no breathes like ashmatic command altlantic wit new tactics/

goin crazy straight jackets cuda number 1 in these brackets/ living life like a fish scoring goals just to quick

full of real wit no fake i close it down like n earth quake

no salt on my face but ill drop ya off in a great lake

im to great ya cant equate im above the law ill levitate

clean slate got no record and im kinged up like playin checkers

grimreaper · 06-27-2021, 05:58 PM

They're stopping at the blueline,
The fans are losing their minds,
They're calling for a rewind,
The hockey bop

The puck is loose on the board,
No one here can score,
The fans all think it's a bore,
The hockey bop

Jorec · 06-27-2021, 06:33 PM

A parody of the song "Big Booty" by Megan Thee Stallion was created. It's a hard rap about what it's like to be a bench warmer on a hockey teamed called "Big Booty Benches"

34 words

FlappyGiraffe · 06-27-2021, 07:14 PM

For my SHL parody song I am going to choose we will rock you by Queen since it's easy to parody alright here we go this is what I will do for the chorus

We will we will score goals
We will we will score goals

TomHanks · 06-27-2021, 07:32 PM

Win on the Road
A love song set to Seal’s Kiss From a Rose, comparing the person you love to one of the best feelings in the SHL, winning a game while on the road against a tough opponent.

*Toast* · 06-27-2021, 07:55 PM

I feel with the rough season going on in Manhattan that we could do a Baby Shark parody but make it Baby Rage for the future of the team. Play this before every game to get everyone in MSG happy!

Code:
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*jeffie43* · 06-27-2021, 08:19 PM

Back in 2014, Danny Brown, Trick Trick, Big Sean, Royce Da 5'9", DeJ Loaf and Eminem dropped a track called "Detroit vs. Everybody". I believe a better term for this considering my players affiliation with the Seattle Argonauts would be "Seattle vs. Everybody"

Nour is pretty hot ngl

jjlangabeer · 06-27-2021, 08:39 PM

Party in the USA, Pardoy

Party in the CAR

I slipped on the ice at C.A.R.
front of the team and the captain.
Coming from Sweden, homeland so far. (woah)
never gonna fit in?
Took a wrist shot, going shelf for the first time
arms in the air, and I see the dented twine
The whole crowd goes crazy
Everything seems so hazy.

*Buster* · 06-27-2021, 08:44 PM

“All the BAP Things” by BAP-182

All the BAP things
True goals, truth brings
I'll take one trip
Your ride, best save

Always I know
You'll be at BAP's show
Watching, waiting
Baltimoring

Say it ain't so
BAP scores another goal
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

Code:
49 words

**Lime** · 06-27-2021, 09:01 PM

Free Agents
to the tune of Single Ladies by Beyonce

All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents

Taking all the down reps
Up in the finals, skipped just a few steps
Now I'm making my own path
You decided to suck, and now you outta luck
Cause a real contender noticed me

I dm'd them, they dm'd me
Don't write me no thunderdome
I got no reasons, for three bad seasons
Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got Khans on my page, trophies with the Rage
Looking for a Challenge but not the kind you got
Wins are bought, wanna score a lot
I cant care less what you think

Don't need a big contract, did I mention
Pay me nothing, cheap is my intention
Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
Why dead teams never ever gonna earn

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

Don't entice me with a fake team award
I get so easily bored
Cups are what I need, more my speed

Here's a team that makes me and doesn't forsake me
And delivers me to a victory, a regular in SHL history
Convince me and don't you lie, make me feel that I'm your guy
If you don't, I'll be gone
And somewhere else that Cup is won

All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents, all the free agents
All the free agents
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad when you see the cup with my name on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

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