The element that is the most rage inducing on the site isn't the people, the drama threads, the punishments... it's FHM. We all live and die by its folly. It's voodoo, wizardry, and bullshit - yet every season since season 54, I throw myself right into its gaping maw of despair and randomness. I wish I knew when to stop...

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Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

I was angry once. They put me in the room with no pew pew. I had my laso only. I had no choise, so I overcame my anger and now I am slaming salmon on the table in joy.

Not gonna thank anyone

Honestly, I've managed to stay pretty detached from SHL drama so I don't think there's actually a time where I've been legitimately angry here. Mostly just annoyed really, when reading media about my player or whatever, when things are a bit... dismissive. Or when I'm characterised as "casual" or "not active". Though that's more amusing usually than frustrating so... no big deal.

# 7 • Jamal Nightingale • LD • Baltimore Platoon
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Spanish Town, Jamaica
Hometown: Santa Monica, CA
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SHL Career Statistics:
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[S66 Reg] BAP :: 02G 18A - 38 PIM - 197 BLK 049 HIT - DGR 68
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
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[S64 P/O] COL :: 01G 06A - 02 PIM - 024 BLK 040 HIT - DGR 79
[S64 Reg] COL :: 09G 41A - 08 PIM - 114 BLK 179 HIT - DGR 83
[S63 P/O] COL :: 00G 02A - 02 PIM - 008 BLK 011 HIT - DGR 76
[S63 Reg] COL :: 11G 25A - 22 PIM - 119 BLK 119 HIT - DGR 79
[S62 P/O] COL :: 02G 02A - 02 PIM - 016 BLK 023 HIT - DGR 78
[S62 Reg] COL :: 07G 22A - 18 PIM - 087 BLK 118 HIT - DGR 75
[S61 P/O] COL :: 01G 03A - 02 PIM - 010 BLK 017 HIT - DGR 78
[S61 Reg] COL :: 08G 24A - 32 PIM - 083 BLK 125 HIT - DGR 72
[S60 P/O] COL :: 00G 01A - 02 PIM - 015 BLK 016 HIT - DGR 80
[S60 Reg] COL :: 01G 16A - 14 PIM - 102 BLK 103 HIT - DGR 69
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WJC/IIHF Career Statistics:
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[S64 WJC] WOR :: 00G 03A - 02 PIM - 055 BLK 023 HIT - DGR 91
[S63 WJC] WOR :: 00G 05A - 02 PIM - 038 BLK 026 HIT - DGR 87
[S62 WJC] WOR :: 00G 05A - 06 PIM - 023 BLK 030 HIT - DGR 80
[S61 WJC] WOR :: 01G 05A - 04 PIM - 007 BLK 019 HIT - DGR 77
[S60 WJC] WOR :: 00G 02A - 00 PIM - 006 BLK 016 HIT - DGR 62
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Achievements/Notable Moments:
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[S66] BAP: Signed to Baltimore Platoon from Free Agency
[S64] COL: SMJHL Pacific Conference Regular Season Champion
[S61] COL: SMJHL Atlantic Conference Regular Season Champion
[S61] SEA: Selected 43OA by Seattle Argonauts in SHL Draft
[S60] COL: Selected 44OA by Colorado Raptors in SMJHL Draft


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#10 • Maurice Picard || D • Los Angeles Panthers || Retired
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Basic Information
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Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 186 lbs
Birthplace: Llanelli, Wales
Hometown: Montréal, Quebec
Languages: English, French, Antillean Creole, Welsh (basic)
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Achievements/Notable Moments:
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[S37] Selected 28OA by Prince George Firebirds in SMJHL Draft
[S37] First point hat-trick vs Kelowna (Day 48)
[S38] Selected 25OA by Los Angeles Panthers in SHL Draft
[S38] Won Occasus Trophy with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Won Laurifer Trophy with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Won Four Star Cup with Prince George Firebirds
[S38] Jack Crasher Award recipient (PGF Best Defenseman)
[S38] WJC Finalist with Team British Isles
[S39] Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with LA Panthers
[S39] Challenge Cup Finalist with LA Panthers
[S39] Crutchfield Award recipient (LAP Best newcomer)
[S39] IIHF Semi-Finalist with Team United Kingdom
[S40] IIHF Finalist with Team United Kingdom
[S41] Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with LA Panthers
[S41] Challenge Cup Finalist with LA Panthers
[S41] IIHF Champion with Team United Kingdom
[S47] IIHF Champion with Team United Kingdom
[S52] IIHF Champion with Team Great Britain


6,000 mile road • #DidItForDildo • 1,700 miles more
A Silver Road

Drought Ender, Curse Breaker, Firebird

The angriest I have been is the repeated soft punishments Hamilton gets. They break STHS, they get nothing, multiple rule violations, slap on the wrist.

Brennan Kennedy - RW - #16
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210
Birthplace: Vienna, Austria
TPE: 947
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Drafted 30th Overall, S30 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th Overall, S31 SHL Draft
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Accomplishments
S33 IIHF Gold Medalist
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
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S30 MTL: GP:50 G:6 A:4 P:10 +/-:-22 PIM:22 HITS:52 SHT:58 SB:0 MP:561
S31 MTL: GP:50 G:18 A:12 P:30 +/-:-17 PIM:47 HITS:103 SHT:109 SB:13 MP:1094
SMJHL TOT : GP:100 G: 24 A:16 P:40 +/-:-39 PIM:69 HITS:155 SHT:167 SB:13 MP:1655
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
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S30 MTL: GP:13 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:-2 PIM:2 HITS:6 SHT:21 SB:1 MP:137
S31 MTL: GP:7 G:4 A:6 P:10 +/-:+1 PIM:0 HITS:18 SHT:24 SB:0 MP:145
SMJHL TOT : GP;20 G:6 A:9 P:15 +/-:-1 PIM:2 HITS:24 SHT:45 SB:1 MP:282
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SHL Regular Season Stats
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S32 HAM: GP:50 G:13 A:15 P:28 +/-:-4 PIM:17 HITS:66 SHT:109 SB:7 MP:876
S33 HAM: GP:50 G:15 A:15 P:30 +/-:-4 PIM:42 HITS:101 SHT:127 SB:5 MP:1067
S34 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-9 PIM:40 HITS:129 SHT:171 SB:12 MP:1142
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:18 A:14 P:32 +/-:-15 PIM:18 HITS:83 SHT:147 SB:14 MP:1087
S36 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:16 P:33 +/-:-35 PIM:24 HITS:127 SHT:161 SB:14 MP:1217
S37 HAM: GP:50 G:5 A:40 P:45 +/-:+1 PIM:44 HITS:171 SHT:124 SB:31 MP:1171
S38 HAM: GP:50 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:-4 PIM:40 HITS:92 SHT:150 SB:13 MP:1056
S39 HAM: GP:50 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:+16 PIM:26 HITS:106 SHT:139 SB:18 MP:1082
S40 HAM: GP:50 G:12 A:11 P:23 +/-:0 PIM:20 HITS:66 SHT:98 SB:13 MP:835
S41 HAM: GP:50 G:14 A:16 P:30 +/-:+3 PIM:4 HITS:16 SHT:118 SB:9 MP:780
S42 HAM: GP:50 G:3 A:7 P:10 +/-:-3 PIM:12 HITS:50 SHT:35 SB:6 MP:744
S43 HAM: GP:50 G:8 A:8 P:16 +/-:-1 PIM:13 HITS:23 SHT:96 SB:8 MP:702
S44 CGY: GP:50 G:7 A:11 P:18 +/-:+2 PIM:4 HITS:30 SHT:72 SB:5 MP:664
S45 CGY: GP:50 G:8 A:10 P:18 +/-:+4 PIM:10 HITS:27 SHT:58 SB:3 MP:771
SHL TOTAL: GP:700 G:160 A:227 P:387 +/-:-48 PIM:314 HITS:1087 SHT:1605 SB:158 MP:13194
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SHL Playoff Stats
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S38 HAM: GP:7 G:2 A:2 P:4 +/-:+3 PIM:2 HITS:15 SHT:28 SB:4 MP:132
S39 HAM: GP:7 G:2 A:0 P:2 +/-:-3 PIM:2 HITS:10 SHT:17 SB:4 MP:158
S40 HAM: GP:12 G:7 A:2 P:9 +/-+2 PIM:2 HITS:9 SHT:30 SB:1 MP:167
S41 HAM: GP:12 G:6 A:5 P:11 +/-:+4 PIM:2 HITS:6 SHT:32 SB:0 MP:197
S42 HAM: GP:10 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:+1 PIM:2 HITS:8 SHT:12 SB:2 MP:137
S43 HAM: GP:6 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-:-2 PIM:0 HITS:4 SHT:17 SB:0 MP:76
S44 CGY: GP:5 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-5 PIM:0 HITS:4 SHT:8 SB:0 MP:64
SHL Playoff Totals: GP:59 G:17 A:12 P:29 +/-:0 PIM:10 HITS:56 SHT:141 SB:11 MP:791
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IIHF Stats
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S30 AUS: GP:10 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:+1 PIM:0 HITS:3 SHT:3 SB:0 MP:48
S31 AUS: GP:10 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-8 PIM:2 HITS:14 SHT:10 SB:3 MP:140
S32 AUS: GP: 11 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:+2 PIM:4 HITS:16 SHT:21 SB:0 MP:159
S33 AUS: GP:13 G:3 A:5 P:8 +/-:+3 PIM:8 HITS:30 SHT:39 SB:1 MP:234
S40 AUS: GP:13 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-:-3 PIM:6 HITS:7 SHT:20 SB:1 MP:219
S41 AUS: GP:10 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:-4 PIM:0 HITS:2 SHT:21 SB:0 MP:190
S42 AUS: GP:13 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:2 HITS:2 SHT:25 SB:4 MP:197
IIHF TOTALS: GP:73 G:12 A:17 P:29 +/-:-11 PIM:20 HITS:74 SHT:139 SB:9 MP:1187




Brennan Kennedy Jr - D - #16
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 235
Birthplace: Vienna, Austria
TPE: 2022
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Drafted 19th Overall, S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 16th Overall, S45 SHL Draft
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Accomplishments
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S46 SHL All Rookie Team
S47 Western Conference Champions
S47 IIHF Bronze Medal
S50 Challenge Cup Champions
S53 Took over as Austria Federation Head
S53 2nd Team All Star
S53 Stevens Nominee
S54 1st Team All Star
S54 Stevens Nominee
S55 Biscuit Nominee
S56 2nd Team All Star
S56 Stepped down as Austria Federation Head
S57 Stevens Nominee
S57 Biscuit Nominee
S57 2nd Team All Star
Retired S66
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
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S45 LET: GP:50 G:5 A:20 P:25 +/-:-10 PIM:42 HITS:60 SHT:69 SB:60
SMJHL TOTALS: GP:50 G:5 A:20 P:25 +/-:-10 PIM:42 HITS:60 SHT:69 SB:60
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
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S45 LET: GP:4 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:+1 PIM:4 HITS:1 SHT:2 SB:8
SMJHL TOTALS: GP:4 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:+1 PIM:4 HITS:1 SHT:2 SB:8
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SHL Regular Season Stats
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S46 CGY: GP:50 G:4 A:10 P:14 +/-:-4 PIM:40 HITS:76 SHT:22 SB:43
S47 CGY: GP:50 G:6 A:9 P:15 +/-:+13 PIM:42 HITS:81 SHT:27 SB:30
S48 CGY: GP: 50 G:1 A:9 P:10 +/-:-7 PIM:30 HITS:77 SHT:26 SB:52
S49 CGY: GP:50 G:4 A:12 P:16 +/-:+2 PIM:46 HITS:98 SHT:21 SB:55
S50 CGY: GP:50 G:5 A:20 P:25 +/-:+3 PIM:48 HITS:112 SHT:41 SB:75
S51 CGY: GP:50 G:9 A:21 P:30 +/-:+2 PIM:38 HITS:99 SHT:76 SB:87
S52 CGY: GP:50 G:7 A:25 P:32 +/-:+7 PIM:79 HITS:92 SHT:82 SB:66
S53 CGY: GP:50 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:+33 PIM:34 HITS:43 SHT:190 SB:58
S54 CGY: GP:50 G:14 A:34 P:48 +/-:+14 PIM:10 HITS:47 SHT:199 SB:81
S55 CGY: GP:50 G:5 A:28 P:33 +/-:+23 PIM:22 HITS:47 SHT:181 SB:109
S56 CGY: GP:50 G:13 A:29 P:42 +/-:+39 PIM:32 HITS:62 SHT:204 SB:108
S57 CGY: GP:66 G:13 A:42 P:54 +/-:+32 PIM:16 HITS:72 SHT:215 SB:132
S58 CGY: GP:66 G:13 A:37 P:50 +/-:+49 PIM:16 HITS:97 SHT:221 SB:125
S59 CGY: GP:66 G:12 A:30 P:42 +/-:+29 PIM:8 HITS:74 SHT:195 SB:92
S60 CGY: GP:66 G:17 A:34 P:51 +/-:+26 PIM:24 HITS:149 SHT:190 SB:126
S61 CGY: GP:66 G:15 A:28 P:43 +/-:+12 PIM:17 HITS:124 SHT:201 SB:108
S62 CGY:l GP:66 G:9 A:26 P:35 +/-:14 PIM:28 HITS:108 SHT:147 SB:105
S63 CGY: GP:66 G:4 A:17 P:21 +/-:-8 PIM:16 HITS:67 SHT:96 SB:126
S64 CGY: GP:66 G:7 A:11 P:18 +/-:-41 PIM:14 HITS:75 SHT:102 SB:73
S65 CGY: GP:66 G:3 A:12 P:15 +/-:-19 PIM:14 HITS:74 SHT:86 SB:81
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SHL Playoff Stats
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S46 CGY: GP:10 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-8 PIM:10 HITS:9 SHT:3 SB:8
S47 CGY: GP:15 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-4 PIM:8 HITS:36 SHT:8 SB:16
S48 CGY: GP:11 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:18 HITS:32 SHT:7 SB:16
S49 CGY: GP:7 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:+5 PIM:2 HITS:20 SHT:6 SB:10
S50 CGY: GP:20 G:0 A:6 P:6 +/-:+3 PIM:24 HITS:38 SHT:13 SB:18
S51 CGY: GP:7 G:4 A:6 P:10 +/-:+3 PIM:8 HITS:15 SHT:14 SB:14
S52 CGY: GP:13 G:1 A:10 P:11 +/-:+8 PIM:6 HITS:21 SHT:13 SB:26
S53 CGY: GP:7 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-:+4 PIM:4 HITS:7 SHT:19 SB:17
S54 CGY: GP:5 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:+1 PIM:0 HITS:4 SHT:17 SB:3
S55 CGY: GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-:-4 PIM:2 HITS:8 SHT:13 SB:19
S56 CGY: GP:6 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/-:+2 PIM:0 HITS:1 SHT:18 SB:19
S57 CGY: GP:6 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-:+5 PIM:0 HITS:4 SHT:16 SB:11
S58 CGY: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:-4 PIM:0 HITS:8 SHT:8 SB:11
S59 CGY: GP:6 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:-1 PIM:2 HITS:10 SHT:0 SB:16
S60 CGY: GP:17 G:3 A:10 P:13 +/-:+1 PIM:10 HITS:57 SHT:50 SB:32
S61 CGY: GP:10 G:2 A:6 P:8 +/-:6 PIM:0 HITS:15 SHT:33 SB:16
S62 CGY: GP:7 G:3 A:5 P:8 +/-:0 PIM:2 HITS:16 SHT:14 SB:7
S63 CGY: GP:6 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:+3 PIM:9 HITS:5 SHT:10 SB:7
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IIHF Stats
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S46 AUS: GP:14 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-3 PIM:6 HITS:11 SHT:2 SB:3
S47 AUS: GP:14 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:+3 PIM:8 HITS:12 SHT:1 SB:5
S48 AUS: GP:13 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:+6 PIM:10 HITS:25 SHT:6 SB:21
S49 AUS: GP:12 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:+3 PIM:18 HITS:31 SHT:6 SB:9
S50 AUS: GP:14 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-:+8 PIM:14 HITS:49 SHT:15 SB:15
S51 AUS: GP:13 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-:+3 PIM:6 HITS:36 SHT:16 SB:21
S52 AUS: GP:12 G:3 A:3 P:6 +/-:-1 PIM:14 HITS:36 SHT:21 SB:25
S53 AUS: GP:13 G:2 A:9 P:11 +/-:-9 PIM:8 HITS:17 SHT:45 SB:35
S54 AUS: GP:13 G:0 A:5 P: 5 +/-:-11 PIM:21 HITS:18 SHT:40 SB:50
S55 AUS GP:13 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:-14 PIM:2 HITS:23 SHT:38 SB:38
S56 AUS: GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:-5 PIM:4 HITS:19 SHT:36 SB:47
S57 AUS: GP:12 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:-8 PIM:4 HITS:17 SHT:27 SB:62
S58 AUS: GP:12 G:2 A:4 P:6 +/-:-8 PIM:8 HITS:17 SHT:28 SB:40
S59 AUS: GP:12 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/-:-14 PIM:2 HITS:9 SHT:31 SB:29
S60 AUS: GP:12 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:2 HITS:21 SHT:19 SB:29
S61 AUS: GP:10 G:2 A:9 P:11 +/-:+3 PIM:2 HITS:18 SHT:42 SB:20
S62 AUS: GP:12 G:2 A:2 P:4 +/-:-3 PIM:6 HITS:24 SHT:22 SB:15
S63 AUS: GP:13 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/-:-3 PIM:4 HITS:9 SHT:19 SB:26
S64 AUS: GP:12 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/-:-8 PIM:4 HITS:15 SHT:19 SB:19
S65 AUS: GP:12 G:2 A:2 P:4 +/-:-1 PIM:8 HITS:12 SHT:26 SB:11
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Austria Head Stats
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S53: W:5 L:7 OTL:1 PTS:16 - Lost In Quarters
S54: W:7 L:6 OTL:0 PTS:19 - Lost In Quarters
S55: W:6 L:5 OTL:2 PTS:19 - Lost In Quarters

wow thinking about it I have never been very angry about anything in the shl, maybe the hamilton punsishment was a little light imo, a 2nd round pick loss in 6 years lol

   

While Basil is a cool customer, seeing any drama revolving around pineapple as a topping on pizza gets his blood boiling. Of course it is an acceptable topping, those that say otherwise are pizza despots.
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Basil Sivart | RD | Texas Renegades| 939 TPE

[S58] Defence | Handiness: Right | Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215lbs | Birthplace: Torquay[/font][/size][/color]

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SHL Season Stats:

S62 (TEX):
S61 (TEX): 66 GP | 7 G | 19 A | +25 +/- | 52 H | 2.54 GvA/TkA | 53 SB | 51 GR (finished with 936 TPE)

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SHL Post-Season Stats:
S61 (TEX): 19 GP | 3 G | 3 A | +6 +/- | 21 H | 1.00 GvA/TkA | 16 SB | 53 GR (Lost to HAM in G4 of Finals)
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Trophy Case / Achievements:

-Drafted 13th Overall in the S57 SMJHL Draft by the Texas Renegades

 

(S57-S60) Colorado Raptors - RD

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SMJHL Season Stats:

S60 (COL): 66 GP | 7 G | 17 A | +5 +/- | 102 H | 2.14 GvA/TkA | 118 SB | 61 GR (425 cap)
S59 (COL): 66 GP | 6 G | 20 A | +7 +/- | 113 H | 2.30 GvA/TkA | 104 SB | 59 GR (425 cap)
S58 (COL): 66 GP | 8 G | 15 A | +5 +/- | 96 H | 2.03 GvA/TkA | 98 SB | 60 GR (425 cap)
S57 (COL): 66 GP | 3 G | 14 A | -7 +/- | 63 H | 1.32 GvA/TkA | 55 SB | 58 GR (306 TPE)
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SMJHL Post-Season Stats:
S60 (COL): 7 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 0 +/7 | 12 H | 2.25 GvA/TkA | 11 SB | 58 GR (Lost to ANC in G7 of 2nd Round)
S59 (COL): 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | -3 +/- | 3 H | 4.00 GvA/TkA | 7 SB | 51 GR (Lost to ANC in G4 of 1st Round)
S58 (COL): 14 GP | 0 G | 5 A | +2 +/- | 30 H | 1.83 GvA/TkA | 18 SB | 57 GR (Loss to QCC in G7 of 2nd Round)
S57 (COL): 6 GP | 1 G | 2 A | -3 +/- | 4 H | 1.33 GvA/TkA | 17 SB | 57 GR (Loss to ANA in G6 of Semis)
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Trophy Case / Achievements:

-Drafted 8th Overall in the S57 SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors

I tend to keep a pretty even head about the league in general so it's hard to point to a time when I was specifically angry. The thing I would be most angry about in general is my players shot at the HOF being ripped away by the FHM swap as I'm sure a few other S46 players will attest too.

     

There were a lot of times I got angry 5 or so years ago. But I don't really get angry anymore. Maybe a small amount of salt. But maybe when I see people trash talked that I enjoy spending times with in the league? I don't think there is a time I got angriest. Just times I got a bit salty.

Teal'c of Chulak || Defense || S74 || Maine Timber || 396 TPE ||

Daniil Nikiforov || Winger || S55 || Baltimore Platoon || 2K Club || 

Timo Haas || Goalie || S31 || Los Angeles Panthers HOF || 

Alright I don't usually read through all the drama threads just cause I don't quite care enough about the little things within the SHL. I just want my player and team to do good ya know? But while updating, I have definitely gotten pissed a few times. Being an updater is a funny job, definitely one of the most important ones since we have access to so much stuff. However, one time, a player wanted to move a ton of tpe from a few attributes into new attributes. They unfortunately didn't understand that its not so simple. You needed to pay SHL dollars to move it. No matter what I said to them in the DM's they just didn't understand that. I was fuming just because it was an early morning. I think they got it figured out with their GM's however, I was most likely just not in a good mood and couldn't quite put into words what needed to be said for them to understand.

Panda Panico | LW | S54 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1601 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6'4" | 245lbs. | Dusseldorf, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SHL S57 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 6 G| 17 A | 23 P | -32 +/- | 97 SOG | 67 Hits | 26 TKA | 53 SB | 19:33 TOI S58 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -30 +/- | 114 SOG | 20 Hits | 17 TKA | 47 SB | 17:51 TOI S59 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -18 +/- | 119 SOG | 68 Hits | 24 TKA | 36 SB | 18:02 TOIS60 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 27 A | 40 P | +9 +/- | 156 SOG | 58 Hits | 19 TKA | 25 SB | 18:58 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S53 | LW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 8A | 15P | -11 +/- | 8 PIM | 66 SOG | 54H | 85SB | 14:12 TOIS54 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | -2 +/- | 10 PIM | 75 SOG | 75H | 32BS | 13:46 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 50GP | 13G | 23A | 36P | +21 +/- | 20 PIM | 96 SOG | 130H | 26TKA | 21SB | 17:43 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 22G | 17A | 39P | -1 +/- | 4 PIM | 20 PPP | 130 SOG | 112H | 19TKA | 39 SB | 18:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs S54 | RW | CAR | 20GP | 4G | 8A | 12P | +2 +/- | 2PIM | 34SOG | 37H | 25BS | 14:32 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 11GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | +9 +/- | 0PIM | 23SOG | 22H | 3BS | 17:06 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 12GP | 4G | 6A | 10P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 3 PPP | 22 SOG | 17H | 15BS | 19:22 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs S59 | LW | TBB | 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -8 +/- | 5PIM | 6SOG | 2H | 3BS | 6 TKA | 17:03 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Transactions Drafted 39th Overall to the Carolina Kraken Drafted 35th Overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours S54 Four Star Cup | Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S56 | Carolina Kraken

Honestly, the most angry I ever got at this site was way back when they kept changing the update scale every 2 seasons. It was so annoying and unnecessary.

Credit to Wasty

Credit to Sulovilen

Mark Malyckyj | D | Retired
Position: Defensemen
Player Type: Offensive Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 194 lbs
Number: 99
Birthplace: Mississauga, Canada
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 27 | PTS: 29 | P/M: 70 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 90 | Hits: 102  | Blocks: 57
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 18 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 30 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 77 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 74
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -18 | PIM: 70 | Shots: 34 | Hits: 132 | Blocks: 39
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 122 | Blocks: 48
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 23 | PTS: 33 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 93 | Hits: 148 | Blocks: 53
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 76 | Hits: 108 | Blocks: 40
S14 | SHL | WKP | GP: 47 | G: 11 | A: 23 | PTS: 34 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 119 | Shots: 107 | Hits: 142 | Blocks: 67
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 33 | PTS: 39 | P/M: -9 | PIM: 88 | Shots: 108 | Hits: 159 | Blocks: 67
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 22 | PTS: 32 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 43 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 69
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Playoffs:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 5 | PTS: 7 | P/M: 16 | PIM: 19 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 37  | Blocks: 28
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 6 | PTS: 6 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 22 | Hits: 28  | Blocks: 19
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 0 | Hits: 10 | Blocks: 3
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 4 | PTS: 5 | P/M: 8 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 31 | Blocks: 14
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 3 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 5
S14 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 18 | G: 5 | A: 12 | PTS: 17 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 46 | Shots: 38 | Hits: 57 | Blocks: 22
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 5 | PTS: 10 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 13 | Shots: 25 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 24
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DRAFTS:
S8 - NWJHL - Selected in the 4th Round, 28th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S9 - SHL - Selected in the 3rd Round, 21st Overall by the LA Panthers
TRADES:
S11- traded to Toronto North Stars
S11- traded to Hamiltion Steelhawks
S12- traded to Calgary Dragons
S13- traded to Texas Renegades
S14- traded to West Kendall Platoon
CONTRACTS:
S8 1 year 1.8 million from Detroit Falcons
S9 1 year 2.5 million from LA Panthers
S10 3 year 6 million extension with LA Panthers
S12 4 year 16 million extension with Calgary Dragons
S16 1 year 2 million extension with West Kendall Platoon
AWARDS/HONORS:
S8 NWJHL all-star game. Team Bovalchuk
S8 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S9 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S12 SHL Challenge Cup Champions
S14 Named Assistant Captain (West Kendall Platoon)
S14 Awarded Turn Ferguson Trophy (Most Penalty Minutes)


Vladimir Bodnar | D | Retired
Position: Defence
Player Type: 2-Way Defenceman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 224 lbs
Number: 42
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S16 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 7 | A: 23 | PTS: 30 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 104 | Blocks: 58
S17 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 4 | A: 15 | PTS: 19 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 66 | Hits: 149 | Blocks: 41
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 36
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | PTS: 19 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 147 | Blocks: 45
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 69 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 158 | Blocks: 58
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 15 | A: 19 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 77 | Blocks: 54
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 6 | A: 25 | PTS: 31 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 93 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 129 | Blocks: 60
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 65 | Shots: 87 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 46
S24 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 17 | PTS: 20 | P/M: 9 | PIM: 92 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 93 | Blocks: 64
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 13 | PTS: 15 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 52 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 67 | Blocks: 38
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | PTS: 21 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 48 | Hits: 91 | Blocks: 68
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Playoffs:
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S16 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 8 | G: 2 | A: 6 | PTS: 8 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 14
S17 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 5
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 20 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 24 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 15 |
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 25 | Shots: 14 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 11 |
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 8 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 21 | Blocks: 11 |
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 5 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 21 | Hits: 25 | Blocks: 19 |
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5 |
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 34 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 19 |
S24 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: -2 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 15 | Hits: 20 | Blocks: 10 |
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 16 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 53 | Blocks: 22 |
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DRAFTS:
S16 - SMJHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 8th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S17 - SHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 6th Overall by the Seattle Riot
TRADES:
CONTRACTS:
S16 1 year, 2 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S17 2 year, 8 million from Seattle Riot
S19 5 year, 12.5 million extension with Seattle Riot + NTC all seasons
S25 3 year, 4.5 million extension with Seattle Riot
AWARDS/HONORS:
S16 4 Star Cup Champions (Saint Louis Scarecrows)
S17 Awarded Quilha Agante Trophy (Top SMJHL Defenseman)
S17 Named to 1st All-Star Team (Juniors)
S17 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S18-26 Assistant Captain (Seattle Riot)
S18 Challenge Cup Champion (Seattle Riot)
S18 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S21-26 Team Sweden Assistant Captian
S21 IIHF Top Defesemen
S21 Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S22 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S23 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S24 IIHF Top Defensemen
Saint Louis Scarecrows name Best Rookie Season Award after Vladimir Bodnar
SMJHL: #5  for Most Hits in a Season, 40-Game Era (149)
SHL: Tied #4 for Most Power Play Goals in a Season in 52 Game Era (10)
Triple Gold Winner: S18 SEA - S16 STL - S18 LAT - 2 Seasons
[pb]


Leonids Balzams | D | New England Wolfpack
Position: Defencemen
Player Type: Two Way Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 67
Birthplace: Ape, Latvia
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 89 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 13 | TA: 23 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | PTS: 11 | P/M: -30 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 64 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 17 | TA: 29 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 6 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 71 | GA: 17 | TA: 30 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | P/M: -20 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 73 | GA: 15 | TA: 18 |
S58 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 9 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -48 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 16 | Blocks: 91 | GA: 40 | TA: 15 |
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Playoffs:
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S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 0 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 13 | Blocks: 6 | GA: 3 | TA: 5 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 0 | TA: 2 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 5 | Hits: 2 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 2 | TA: 3 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 6 | TA: 2 |
S58 | Did not qualify for playoffs
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International:
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S54 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 8 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 7 | TA: 5 |
S55 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 2 | GA: 0 | TA: 4 |
S55 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -12 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 9 | Hits: 1 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 8 | TA: 2 |
S56 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 7 | Shots: 27 | Hits: 5 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 7 | TA: 8 |
S56 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 18 | GA: 8 | TA: 6 |
S57 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 6 | TA: 6 |
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DRAFTS:
S55 - SHL - Selected in the 2nd Round, 19th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S55 - SMJHL - Selected in the Expansion Draft by the Nevada BattleBorn
TRADES:

CONTRACTS:

S54 1 year, 3 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S55 1 year, 3 million from New England Wolfpack
S56 2 year, 6 million from New England Wolfpack
S58 3 year, 9 million from New England Wolfpack
AWARDS/HONORS:

S55 Captain (Nevada BattleBorn)
S55 WJC Gold Medal (Team UCORCAL)

one time I got so mad at rutuu that I told him to kill himself. I got myself a week ban from the website and a 5 game suspension but it was worth it and I would do it the same way every time.

[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze


[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender


[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED

Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52

* = First Place

 Career Stats    |  GP |  G  |  A  | P    | +/-  |  Hit  |  SB  |    Sh  |  GA |  TK
 SHL  Regular    | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
 SHL Playoffs    |  39    | 5   |  14 |  19  | -16  | 63  |    52  |          |        |       
 IIHF Regular    | 168 | 19  |  45  |  64 |  7   | 153 |    90  |          |        |       



SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P    |  +/-  |  TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16  |  46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB |  45 | 1  | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 |  60 | 171  | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB |  50 | 1  | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 |  31 | 86    | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 |  34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB |  66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100  |152 | 20
S58 | TBB |  66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2  | 25:59  |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB |  66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3  | 25:33  |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB |  66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4  | 22:33  | 66  | 50  |159 | 26
S61 | TBB |  66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17  | 98  | 72  |182 | 20
S62 | TBB |  66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2  | 20:23  |104 | 57  |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1  |  20:29  | 69  |119  |182 | 39



SHL Playoff Stats
Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P  |  +/- |  TOI  | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB |  5    | 1 |  1 |  2  |  -6  | 22:11  | 10  |  5  | 12  |  0 
S60 | TBB |  4    | 0 |  0 |  0  |  -6  | 22:49  |  8  |  1 |  7   | 0 
S61 | TBB |  13  | 1 |  9 | 10  |  0  | 21:06  | 17  | 13 | 29  | 0 
S62 | TBB |  12  | 1 |  3 |  4  |  -4 | 20:01  | 20  | 18 | 24  | 2
S63 | TOR |  5    | 2 |  1 |  3  |  0  | 21:16  |  8  | 15 | 15  |0 


SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5

SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202

SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51  | CAR | GP:  6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52  | CAR | GP:  11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261

Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal


IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze


Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG

The time I got most heated is when Newfoundland picked Juke to be the CoGM over me. I can still not understand that decision to this day, that guy is such an unbearable nerd and I am dope as fuck.

The angriest I've gotten in the SHL was blowing a 3-2 series lead to Anchorage in the S57 semifinals. We would have won the cup that season and had the chance to go back to back the next season, stupid FHM playoff format.

    

Alexander Roach: Center - 2111 Peak TPE
Halifax Raiders Free Agent S52
Drafted 55th Overall by the Stampede in S53
Named Assistant Captain of Maine in S54
S55 Brandon Holmes Winner
S55 SMJHL 2nd All Star Team
S55 Challenge Cup Champion*
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S62 Jeff Dar Winner
Season Stats -
S52 Halifax Raiders - 5G/9A/14P/31H/2SB
S53 Maine Timber - 4G/12A/16P/29H/52SB
S54 Maine Timber - 14G/18A/32P/69H/53SB
S55 Quebec City Citadelles - 17G/18A/35P/55H/122SB
SMJHL Totals - 40G/57A/97P/164H/229SB
S56 Buffalo Stampede - 8G/11A/19P/35H/12SB
S57 Buffalo Stampede - 8G/23A/31P/70H/34SB
S58 Buffalo Stampede - 15G/19A/34P/100H/48SB
S59 Buffalo Stampede - 19G/31A/50P/146H/44SB
S60 Buffalo Stampede - 23G/46A/69P/128H/88SB
S61 Buffalo Stampede - 28G/36A/64P/148H/73SB
S62 Buffalo Stampede - 26G/53A/79P/124H/111SB
S63 Buffalo Stampede - 16G/33A/49P/150H/71SB
S64 Buffalo Stampede - 25G/45A/70P/142H/79SB
S65 Buffalo Stampede-


Alexandre Coquerelle - QCC Co-GM
QCC Co-GM S55-65
QCC Head GM S66-Present
Ireland Fed Head S55-62
S57 Laurifer Trophy
S57 Nour Harrak Winner
S58 Four Star Cup Champions
S66 Laurifer Trophy


Nikolai Skovgaard - Right Defense
S65 - 13G/31A/44P/59H/39SB
S65 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Winner
S66 - 8G/20A/28P/78H/86SB
S67 - 7G-31A/38P/111H/61SB

One time, for TPE, I was forced to reflect on the angriest I have been in the SHL. That quickly rose to the top of the list of angry moments since it was so focused on negative energy and bad experiences, i.e. buzz kill.

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
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Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
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Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
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The time I was angriest at the SHL was when the word counter was incorrectly showing I had written enough for a PT and as I was on the phone I didn't double check the word counter in a 3rd party... Well, the post wasn't long enough (short by about 25 words) and I got docked my TPE... being in my rookie season this almost had me quit the league, had it not been for the awesome teammates I had that I didn't want to let down by quitting

  

credit to amazing @Carpy48, @Ragnar @sköldpaddor, @the_paytonium & @sulovilen !