I am going to keep all of my money in a room guarded by an entire gang of silverback gorillas. Obviously no one is getting through that to get any of my money.

I stole that money fair and square, screw these wanna be robin hoods my base is loaded with camera ls and traps and no I'm not going into specifics because I know they are reading this.

Jakub Bruchevski || C || New England Wolfpack || Team Russia|| Retired
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 7

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 4 Seasons
S48-51 | 191 GP | 60 G | 68 A | 128 P | +3 | 85 PIM | 170 H | 22 SB | 53% FO% |


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S48-51 | 43 GP | 14 G | 33 A | 47 P | +29 | 35 PIM | 43 H | 55% FO% |

SHL Regular Season: New England Wolfpack - 13 seasons
S52-64 | 778 GP | 252 G | 276 A | 528 P | -120 | 205 PIM | 1,344 H | 1,116 SB | 236 TkA |

WJC
S48-51 | 67 GP | 22 G | 35 A | 57 P | +28 | 48 PIM | 56 H | 54% FO% | 


Drafted 17th Overall in the S49 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
Peak TPE: 1708
S58 Alternate Captain for New England
S53 Presidents Trophy
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist - Russia
S51 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
S50 WJC Gold Medalist - Russia
S50 Brandon Holmes Trophy - Top SMJHL Defensive Forward Winner


   


Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10


Jay Greatness || Co GM || St. Louis Scarecrows || Retired
Russia GM S53-S60
St. Louis Co GM S61-S64



Jay Bryzi || RD || Baltimore Platoon || Team Russia ||
Name: Jay Bryzi
Brithplace: Poznan, Poland
Height: 6-5
Weight: 215
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 3 Seasons
S70-S72 | 188 GP | 34 G | 63 A | 97 P | -28 | 112 PIM | 379 H | 346 SB | 159 TkA |
SMJHL Playoffs: St. Louis Scarecrows
S71-S72 | 27 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 2 | 10 PIM | 46 H | 51 SB | 27 TkA |
Baltimore Platoon
S73 | 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | 8 | 24 PIM | 57 H | 68 SB | 45 TkA |
S74 | 66 GP | 8 G | 32 A | 40 P | 44 | 37 PIM | 61 H | 66 SB | 41 TkA |
S75 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | 19 | 20 PIM | 70 H | 91 SB | 70 TkA |
S76 | 66 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | 34 | 36 PIM | 62 H | 108 SB | 49 TkA |
SHL Playoffs
S73 | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 | 4 PIM | 9 H | 9 SB | 6 TkA |
S74 | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 8 H | 8 SB | 7 TkA |
S75 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 12 H | 13 SB | 12 TkA|
S74 SHL All Star
S72 4 Star Cup Champion STL
Drafted 11th overall in the S70 SMJHL draft by St. Louis
Drafted 9th overall in the S71 SHL draft by Baltimore
S70-S72 Alternate Captain for St. Louis

no one can steal my money if i lose it all in the casino. for the first and only time, id throw my cash in the casino and promptly lose everything betting the over on manhattan.

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I think the best strategy in this situation would be to tell all the people that are planning this heist. A two- letter word called no and hope they get the message of not doing it.

If I was going to protect my money, I would just make a security system that can only be unlocked by doing math problems. no one knows how to do fucking math anymore, y'all dumb

Being Swiss, this almost feel like a freebie for my player. Just stash your load of money in a Swiss bank - they'll hire the security crew, and you have a full insurance policy against robberies. I'd love to see any hockey player go against them.

(47 words)

 


Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

In order to protect my money I would hire @goldenglutes Guy Zheng to protect my money because nobody in their right mind would want to fight a guy named Guy in hand to hand or ranged combat.

Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)

I would put together an anti heist team that would be able to destroy the chances of any would be heisters before they even had a chance. I would convince some of the heisters to join my anti heist team so I would know the heist teams plans and be able to counter them perfectly.

I pay LukeTD 300 million to get a nice little fire wall to protect my hard earned money, yes it would suck to lose money to spending it on protection, but any money kept from thieves is better than no money after all.

I don’t need the shl bucks but I love chaos so I’d trap the IDIOTS trying to take my money and make them fight to the death tournament style under the premise that the winner gets half of my money. When the winner emerges I will kill him with a super man punch right to the solar plexus.

all i need to protect my money is Stathom and Walker Texas Ranger. The name for my left and right fists respectively. The SHL commies wouldn't dare.

I would simply keep a container out of sight and out of mind so my forgetful self could not spill the beans on the location of said cash, but the gamble is I will also forget where it is

Clint Clampton | D | 20 | Yukon Malamutes | Hamilton Steelhawks | Great Britain | 1085 TPE
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Handedness: Left
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 190lbs
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S68: Drafted 20th Overall to the Yukon Malamutes
S69: Drafted 16th Overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S71: Traded to Great Britain
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SMJHL Regular Season
S68 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: -12 | SOG: 71
S69 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 17 | P: 31 | +/-: -44 | SOG: 163
S70 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 28 | P: 37 | +/-: -16 | SOG: 153
S71 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 19 | SOG: 185
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 SMJHL Playoffs
S68 - YUM |  GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 14
S69 - YUM |  GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 10
S70 - YUM |  GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 8 | P: 14 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 36

S71 - YUM |  GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 30
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 SHL Regular Season

S72 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 71

S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: 31 | +/-: 17 | SOG: 69
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 SHL Playoffs

S72 - HAM |  GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 3
S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 16
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WJC Regular Season
S69 - CAN |  GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 22

S70 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -9 | SOG: 21

S71 - BRI | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 21
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WJC Playoffs
S69 - CAN |  GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 6
S71 - BRI | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 4

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IIHF Regular Season

S72 - GBR |  GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 11
S73 - GBR | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 16

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IIHF Playoffs

S73 - GBR | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 9
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Accolades
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Devin Basher | W | 7 | Vancouver Whalers | Hamilton Steelhawks | Canada | Peak 1659 TPE

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Handedness: Left
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 180lbs

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S54:Drafted 12th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers 

S55: Drafted 7th Overall by the Minnesota Chiefs

S56: Rebrand to the Minnesota Monarchs

S56: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks 

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SMJHL Regular Season

S53 - VAN | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 4

S54 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -15 | SOG: 57

S55 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | SOG: 88

S56 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 21 | P: 36 | +/-: +12 | SOG: 128

S57 - VAN | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | SOG:129

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 SMJHL Playoffs

 S55 - VAN | GP: 8 |G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 15

S56 - VAN | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 51

S57 - VAN | GP:14 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 3 | SOG 23

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 SHL Regular Season
S58 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 21 | P: 30 | +/-: 26 | SOG: 117

S59 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 20 | P: 37 | +/-: 43 | SOG: 147

S60 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 33 | P: 48 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 169

S61 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | +/-: 44 | SOG: 195

S62 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 37 | P: 52 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 207
S63 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 52 | SOG: 235
S64 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 36 | P: 55 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 232
S65 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 49 | P: 68 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 222
S66 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: -19 | SOG: 294
S67 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 32 | P: 66 | +/-: -71 | SOG: 226

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 SHL Playoffs
S58 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 34

S59 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 20

S60 - HAM  | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 12

S61 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 54

S62 - HAM  | GP: 22 | G: 9 | A: 6 | P: 15 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 78
S63 - HAM  | GP: 25 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 59
S64 - HAM  | GP: 17 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 69
S65 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 48
S66 - HAM  | GP: 4 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: -7 | SOG: 15
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World Junior Championship

S53 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | SOG: 13

S54 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 17

S55 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16

S56 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 23
S57 - CNW | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 13

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International Ice Hockey Federation
S63 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 16
S64 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 6 | SOG:25

S65 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 22
S66 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -13 | SOG: 12

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Accolades

S53 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal

S55 WJC - Team Canada Silver Medal

S56 Four Star Cup

S56 - OT Winning Goal for Vancouver

S56 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal
S58 Challenge Cup

S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

S63 IIHF - Team Canada Bronze Medal

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I would hide my cash in plain site. I mean, I don’t trust myself to be able to hide cash properly, so why try to hide it at all?

Aleksi Kettu



Fox McCloud || General Manager || Los Angeles Panthers
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Los Angeles Panthers GM S56-Present
Regular Season Record: 682-535-87
Playoff Record: 94-85
S57 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S62 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S65 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S65 Challenge Cup Champion
S75 Challenge Cup Champion
S75 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S75 Littleton Award Winner
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Carolina Kraken GM S49-S55
Regular Season Record: 203-122-25
Playoff Record: 49-37
S49 Four Star Cup Champions (as MTL)
S50 Four Star Cup Champions
S54 Four Star Cup Champions
S51 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner
S54 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner



Aleksi Kettu || D || Los Angeles Panthers
Name: Aleksi Kettu
Height: 6ft 5in
Weight: 217lbs
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 263 | G: 83 | A: 97 | TP: 180 | +/-: -50
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 33 | G: 12 | A: 15  | TP: 27 | +/-: -18
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SHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 528 | G: 75 | A: 196 | TP: 271 | +/-: -5
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SHL Playoff Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 59 | G: 2 | A: 18  | TP: 20 | +/-: 0



Michael Fox || F/D || NOLA/LAP || RETIRED
Name: Michael Fox
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 185lbs
Number: 88
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Drafted 20th Overall by the New Orleans Specters
S46 Draftee
Traded to Los Angeles prior to S56
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SHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL     | GP: 648 | G: 179 | A: 293 | TP: 472 | +/-: 95
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SHL Playoff Stats
     TOTAL    | GP: 87 | G: 26 | A: 29  | TP: 55 | +/-: -3

I would hide my money inside of a safe. But not just any safe.. a safe house that I could live in alongside my money.
You can then assure no one takes it.

Honestly i dont know if anything i would do would help. My player has so many giveaways each season that  what ever i did would probably end up helping the robbers get the money rather than hinder them

 

Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )

  

   

Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68) 

Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season 

S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 |

S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 |

S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 |

S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 |

S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 |

S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 |

S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 |

S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 |

S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 |

S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 |

S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 |

S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 |

S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 |

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IIHF

S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 |

S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 |

S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 |

S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 |

S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 |

S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 |

S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 |

S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 |

S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 |

S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 |

S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 |

S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 |

S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 |

S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 |

S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 |

S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 |

S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 |

S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 |

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Career History

S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna 

S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas

S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player 

S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence

S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades 

S55 SHL All-Rookie Team

S59 Challenge Cup Champion

S62 Challenge Cup Champion

S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner 

S68 Announces Retirement